Canada is a failed state

[Hokuriku]

How much worse can it honestly get for Canada? Aren't you guys already at the bottom of the bottle?

Read Mark Carney's book, we're literally going to be modelling our country on communist China.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Lib + NDP + GRN is still 2 shy of a majority.

The fucking fake french are literally holding us at ransom.

PP should cuck and be the Junior partner under the Bloc.

Make the French guy be the PM (Governor Blanchett) to deal with Trump,

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Good evening, gents, are you still of need of our cross-border outlet malls?

At the rate things are going, Gen. Washington, might I ask that we be allowed to live in them?

 

[Agares]

So what happens if no one forms a coalition? Does shit just not get passed?

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Blackpill: Liberal Win
Whiteplill: Closest election since 1972

What to think

"Everclear and limeade are fucking delicious together. "

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

PP should cuck and be the Junior partner under the Bloc.

Make the French guy be the PM (Governor Blanchett) to deal with Trump,

I like Blanchett. He should be PM.

 

[Hectic Heckler]

So what happens if no one forms a coalition? Does shit just not get passed?

I believe that leads to a vote of non-confidence (if enough votes deny something getting passed) and then ELECTION AGAIN BABY!

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Read Mark Carney's book, we're literally going to be modelling our country on communist China.

Still more based than modeling out country on India

India which shouldn't and wouldn't even be a United country if it wasn't for the British.

India must return to be warring petty principalities.

 

[kickingstones]

My brother's tool and die shop is opening up an operation either in Tennessee or Northern Alabama to get around the tariffs. They were asking all the single young guys if they would be up for moving down there to help transition. I told him to go, he'll make more in 5 years down there then he could 20 years here.

And Canada shows no signs of learning its lesson.

 

[harbringer883]

I like Blanchett. He should be PM.

He really should.

 

[Levi]

im not joking, this actually what guides our political thought process

That makes it so much funnier, Canadians are literally Americans. On the map of North America.
In my head I hear "Welcome to Canada, the land of excellent whisky and the home of niggers".

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

I believe that leads to a vote of non-confidence (if enough votes deny something getting passed) and then ELECTION AGAIN BABY!

Or Carney would have to water down his bills and give concessions.

 

[harbringer883]

My brother's tool and die shop is opening up an operation either in Tennessee or Northern Alabama to get around the tariffs. They were asking all the single young guys if they would be up for moving down there to help transition. I told him to go, he'll make more in 5 years down there then he could 20 years here.

And Canada shows no signs of learning its lesson.

Actually sounds like a great idea

 

[Audit]

My brother's tool and die shop is opening up an operation either in Tennessee or Northern Alabama to get around the tariffs. They were asking all the single young guys if they would be up for moving down there to help transition. I told him to go, he'll make more in 5 years down there then he could 20 years here.

And Canada shows no signs of learning its lesson.

Come down with infinite racism against jeets and they might even be welcome by the locals. That's basically the most conservative part of the US.

 

[Konig]

This is my anesthesia for the night. Get fucked Jackoff

 

[Agares]

I believe that leads to a vote of non-confidence (if enough votes deny something getting passed) and then ELECTION AGAIN BABY!

Maybe this time the Cons will have an actual platform and muh drumpf won't have the same sway with the boomers.

 

[orangecat]

I think it's official now that God has abandoned Canada because they abandoned him (and they'll suffer the consequences of their own actions while blaming it all on America).

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

Actually sounds like a great idea

Only thing that might not work is skilled trades getting approved for a Visa since it seems like only Doctors, nurses and Tech workers are able to get Visas

But congrats to him, I hope he takes the exit strategy

 

[Hectic Heckler]

Come down with infinite racism against jeets and they might even be welcome by the locals. That's basically the most conservative part of the US.

I've stopped shopping at jeet stores since this invasion. A few of them can seem nice, but that's a rarity.

Maybe this time the Cons will have an actual platform and muh drumpf won't have the same sway with the boomers.

Yeah, PeePee had one campaign promise in three years - axe the tax. Carney stole it and then PP had his dick in his hand, whining about having his one-dimensional platform stolen. Truly the winner we deserve.

 

[Rudy Coleman]

JFG dropping a few white pills, just like he dropped his wife into that open grave