Canada is a failed state

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The Early 2000s said:
Worthless faggot country. The future looks so hopeless. And brown. And smelly. Hopeless, brown, and smelly.
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Rudy Coleman said:
canadians will do anything to be better than ameicans, calling a canadian an american is like calling us nigger
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These are some of the best posts here. Had me in tears slamming my fist on the desk. You guys actually rule.
 
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
The news on the ground is that turnout was pretty bad.

Even with a decade of social, economic, political mismanagement AND "threats" of annexation are not enough to increase the turnout in Canada.

Lmao.

Not a serious country.

I did my part and civic duty. It's the country that's not pulling its weight.
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The smart people voted last weekend
 
Hokuriku said:
I get the sense that's coming up. Been a lot of increased talk of western alienation already and a Carney government leaning even more suicidally into Trudeau policies isn't going to abate that at all.
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Cons will have a hard time containing it too once Poilievre is inevitably gone because it will become a key factor in the leadership race. There will be a push for a more moderate, Ontario-focused candidate and it's going to cause a revolt among the western provinces who've been now four elections outside of power.
 
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
In honour of the Newfie fishermen being pissed at the Libs for pandering to Abos I've been drinking Screech rum and cokes.
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in absence of russian standard, a drink the liberals decided for me that i dont want to support, i have resorted to drinking CAD swill
vodka.webp
 
The Cum Beast said:
At least the LPC will at least be short of a majority most likely. But yeah this is disheartening, I'm barely in my 20s and unlike many lucky leafs, i dont have anywhere to go. I'm chinese canadian so i cant get into a good country with blood citizenship and no matter what happens im not touching east asia with a 10 foot poll.
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I love how the elections are the exact same as 2019 and 2021 nothing changes, except the Currynigger crash and burned his party
 
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
The news on the ground is that turnout was pretty bad.

Even with a decade of social, economic, political mismanagement AND "threats" of annexation are not enough to increase the turnout in Canada.

Lmao.

Not a serious country.

I did my part and civic duty. It's the country that's not pulling its weight.
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Thats because indians and other immigrants can't fucking read english good enough to figure out which candidate to vote for. That and they don't go because they arent allowed to cram 30 people in polling booth at the same time.
 
Martin Serious said:
My pen barely had any ink left

I’m almost done the bottle of diabeetus View attachment 7293317
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I'm pretty sure I have the same 80s vintage Petro Canada Olympics cup in the cupboard at camp.

Lobster Cult High Priest said:
I didn't even know this was a channel till your posts tonight. Sounds kino
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I watch late night movies sometimes on APTN. Although a lot of them are kek irony like them playing Dances with Wolves on a loop.

Their election coverage was pretty unhinged as it was filtered entirely through a scalper lens.

Their star panelist was some Eskimo MP from the 70s. He kept derailing things by complaining that John A. MacDonald tricked his ancestors into paying 20k for a rifle and wanting restitution.
 
Krokodil Overdose said:
United Russia has a charismatic (by slav standards) leader and can keep an economy more or less functional.
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I don't think people know how fucking terrible Russia was after 1991. High crime, kids being give vodka so they can sleep throughout the day because food was so scarce, tanks driving through the streets, crime lords running loose, Jewish oligarchs gobbling up state companies. You don't have to like Putin, but the shit he did to get that country on track is nothing short of admirable.

Canada would never elect a guy like Putin, and shit would have to be worse than Russia for Canada to stop going 'oh yeah fuck my ass' like a troon on OnlyFans.
 
Status quo warriors are the worst, aren't they. Ironically the left coined that term as a response to "social justice warrior" but it describes the neoliberal establishment to a T.
 
Rudy Coleman said:
in absence of russian standard, a drink the liberals decided for me that i dont want to support, i have resorted to drinking CAD swill
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Canadian vodka sucks,

I did buy a bottle of Gretzky's vodka and it isn't bad for Canadian vodka.

A while back I bought a bottle of that Canadian vodka that advertises as being made in partnership with Ukrainians and it was absolute dogshit. Zirkova I think it was called.

I too miss Russian Standard
 
Konig said:
No one hates jeets more than those who have to live near them, including other jeets
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Jeets fight each other back in India all the time, as they have for millenia. Import enough of them and your country also imports their infighting.
 
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