Leafs are somehow too retarded to understand that whoever "wins" the election will lose brutally over the next 18 months, especially with the retards in Quebec holding the balance of power.
Whoever wins is set to inherit the largest assemblage of decades of retarded boomer fuckups in the history of neoliberalism, and the interest on those fuckups is finally due.
There's so many required diverging paths where each path taken means the country is completely fucked.
Lower the amount of jeets you are bringing in? The GDP tanks and you revealed the Canadian economy has been completely fraudulent, propped up only by human quantitative easing into a ponzi housing sector and human slavery service sector.
Increase the amount of jeets you are bringing in? The country becomes an even bigger shithole and you have destroyed Canada's youth even more guaranteeing violent populist revolt once the boomers finally get MAID. The social services decline further and everybody dies waiting in the ER. There will be massive brain drain because it will be impossible for the young to find work (let's be real there will be massive brain drain regardless lol).
Trump keeps fucking with Canada and upholds the tariffs? The leaf government goes Zimbabwe mode and prints trillions of leafgibs to give to jeets and pensioners and heyahoyas and dumb economic failures in Quebec producing zero meaningful economic growth, Canada's credit rating is downgraded and interest rates climb because nobody's going to purchase Canada's developing country bonds.
Trump drops the tariffs? Congrats, you teleport back to November 2024 where Canada is still an underperforming shithole with seemingly unsolvable economic and social problems. Alternatively Trump drops the tariffs and the government still goes Zimbabwe mode and you get every problem combined (this is what I believe to be the most likely scenario with a Carney government).
Canada strengthens its relationship with China and the EU? Congrats, 70% of Canadian trade is with the US, good luck when Trump rapes Canada's economy to death.
Canada doesn't strengthen its relationship with China and the EU? You are now fucked because Canada is completely infiltrated with fifth columnists from the EU, the DNC, India, and China who will seek to fuck Canadians to get them to turn on the US.
Canada finally uncucks its resource sector? This is literally impossible due to the natives needing infinite gibs from resources and the leaf courts being stacked completely with literal communists. There is no scenario where Canada becomes richer from its resources. No rare minerals or uranium or anything will be developed and shipped abroad in any meaninful way. And if it isn't the natives its kubecniggers that want their equalization and no new pipelines, they get their oil from Saudis and Russians.
With all this considered, why would anybody want to baghold the prime ministry right now?
In the case of the conservatives its because they are straight up fucking retarded, while Canada's fake lying press would prop up all of the above problems for Carney, they wouldn't be so kind for the conservatives. If I was Poilievre I would want to sit comfortably in oppostion instead of getting raped by the press with all these problems.
But in the case of Carney the goal of their win will be an immediate series of extremist neoliberal positions from the Eurasia Group that seek to immediately and permanently change the country using Trump as an excuse, they will not care any of the problems, and none of the consequences will be endured by the people running this experiment because they live in New York.
Expect a permanent full Turner Diaries tier gun grab, infinite gibsbux for natives, a permanent enshrinement of the century initiative, billions for Brookfield built communist housing structures for Canadian replacements, total fuck whitey infinite DEI, a CBDC, billions to corrupt Laurentian Montreal kleptocrats, and a massive pivot towards China.
I don't have any exposure to this shithole anymore but you want to have your money in better countries and you want to do it fast. The DXY is going down and yet the leaf currency hasn't appreciated enough, meaning there's no demand to invest in a country getting fucked by Trump and possibly fucked by Liberal retardation, and if they do what I think they will by doing a second NEP and socializing oil and minerals "because Trump", the leaf peso will be lucky to hold at $0.50 USD.
I'm partial to the accelerationist idea of a Liberal win being best for Canada in the long run. Neoliberalism is on its last legs in the West with Canada being a stubborn holdout. All of Carney's net zero banking retardation has been rejected by every other country except the Democratic party in the US and everything Carney does will destroy Canada and drive the provinces apart. Think of Carney like a shit so powerful it might finally unplug the toilet, whereas the conservatives offer more diarrhea on top of an overflowing shit bowl.
Good luck.
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