Canada is a failed state

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Justin Trudeau will hate that article.
February 24, 2025

If Trump Wants Canada, Here’s How He Gets It​

By Lawrence Solomon

President Trump offered Canadians the deal of a lifetime — to join the U.S. and be welcomed as equals, as full citizens with all the rights that status entails. Canadian business would have tariff-free access to the world’s largest market. Individual Canadians would instantly be better off by replacing the weak Canadian dollar with the greenback, by getting lower taxes, lower gas costs, lower housing costs, better health care, better everything.

President Trump hasn’t made so generous an offer to anyone else. Yet instead of feeling honored, and responding in a spirit of generosity, most Canadians reacted peevishly and belligerently.
Under the cumbersome Canadian constitution, it is virtually impossible for Canada to join the U.S. in one go. But Trump can acquire Canada piecemeal — and faster than anyone ever imagined — by making the following deals with two provinces instead.

First, Trump should simultaneously invite the rich conservative province of Alberta and the poor liberal province of Newfoundland & Labrador to join the U.S. Since Canada’s Supreme Court already ruled that provinces can leave Canada via a clear referendum, the people of these two provinces would quickly snap up the dream deals that Trump can offer them, especially since so many of them love Americans and have long resented being exploited by Canada’s central provinces.
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Brutality said:
Key takeaways from the liberal leadership debate
1. They all agree with each other about basically everything
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Biggie shock, there.

Brutality said:
2. They all mentioned Poilievre being "like trump"
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Poilievre is a few standard deviations smarter than Trymp.

(I kept trying to type his name properly, but he sounded better as a Fruit Of The Sea)
Brutality said:
3. They unironically said Canada is in more danger than at any point in World War 2
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(Exaggerated masturbation motions)

Brutality said:
4. Chystia Freeland said with a smile on her face that she was dedicated to upholding the charter of rights and freedoms, lacking any self awareness
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Aaand... that's a full card, right there.

This fucking Clown Country, I swear... HONK

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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
New CBC masterpiece just dropped

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The only major differences between The Farms and the CBC:

We say the Gamer Word more often.
We make more sense.
We don't get paid.
 
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HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
They get paid our money cuz CBC is state sponsored media.
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Tell me the fuck about it...

"Hey, I pay four times the taxes for one quarter the public services, but it's worth it that some apparatchik gets 120,000$/year to tell White men to kill themselves."

I am so glad that I can read non-Anglo media.

Ever seen the movie Pontypool? It's about a language virus. It means, of course, that some of us are immunized somewhat against Anglosphere Wokism. Learn a foreign (the more foreign, the better) language, and start reading their media.

Yes, plenty of it is the same normie-slop, but between the foreign and the Anglo. you can discern reality in the spaces between them.

Come, join us; we have cookies, and we treat one another equally, irrespective of their race or sex.
 
PaleTay said:
The interesting thing about the pajeet invasion is how little they contribute to the economy, sure they buy overpriced garbage from megacorps, but it seems like everyone outside of fast food, grocery stores, and Amazon are seeing number go down.
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I know a White guy who makes big money as a Tech guy at one of the Big Banks, he took the JD Vance pill and married a Pajeeta who works at a different one of the large banks. Apparently combined they pull in close to 500K/annual at least before tax.
 
So how many months until Trump focuses on annexing Canadian provinces? He's busy with the restructuring and the Ukriane thing but it's coming.
 
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
51st state feels so good right now.
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I don't know why people say the whole country would be a single state. That's insane. Each province would become a state. We'd go to 60 states. Alaska must maintain it's position as the largest state.
Alaska is 1.7m sqkm and the biggest province is Quebec at 1.5m sqkm.

Now, if we wanted to make the territories states, since they are all rather large in area, but small in population, then Nunavut would be the largest at 2m sqkm. But I don't see any reason to do that since all 3 together don't have a population of 150k.
 
Betonhaus said:
So how many months until Trump focuses on annexing Canadian provinces? He's busy with the restructuring and the Ukriane thing but it's coming.
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It won't happen until actual failed state status hits us. But if we vote the Liberals back in to spite Trump. I will guess two years.
 
Lobster Cult High Priest said:
This English language debate is terrible, it's all about Trump and Chrystia Freeland continues to talk down to us like she is a Kindergarten teacher
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I gotta admit I got a soft spot for Chrystia. Nothing like a cold, authoritarian woman talking down to you, treating you like shit. Gaslight me harder mommy.

Plus she is fucking "anti-establishment" now. What a timeline.
 
drip said:
Woman, 19, charged with attempted murder after boy, 6, stabbed in Halifax (Archive)

Something is wrong with the Canadian youth. Phrenology check makes me wonder if she was active in com adjacent group chats
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@NoBueno posted about this in the 4chan thread. The girl who attacked this kid, Elliott Tanya-Mary Chorny, has been posting on /soc/ and /r9k/ under the handle limerencegirlfriend. She posted her photo & birth certificate in this thread (A):
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Her most recent thread (A) basically amounts to a cross between a personal's ad and a manifesto
For many years, I have been closed off from the world, and heavily depended on my mother. But that changed when I became homeless, and was thrown into the world on my own. I was kicked out for my anger issues, which stemmed from a feeling of powerlessness over my own life. In addition to feeling trapped inside myself, I was isolated in a rural community without transportation. I felt a complete lack of control over my life. I could not get a job or make friends in my community, so everyday I felt hopeless and closer to suicide.

After becoming homeless, I have endured more bullying and public humiliation since school, which has made it harder to step out of my shell. I am an easy target because I am severely maladjusted. I have immense trouble with my walking. I have also had several police calls over smashing plates when attempting to eat in public. Among other ailments.
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I will cut my fingers off
Something needs to die
The stagnant corrosive energy inside
Is fucking festering and killing me
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So I will jump off the shallow edge of the bridge
And always remember, this is what you wanted
I am not actually steering my soul
This is Satan
It’s not an enjoyable experience
I don’t revel in evil
This is quite wicked
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She's fairly disturbed:
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Brutality said:
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Oh, Canada
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EKOS is a trash pollster because Frank Graves has a major hate boner for Poilievre and I hear Ipsos has a dubious reputation because they had Kamala leading Trump. Something doesn't quite pass the smell test.

The silver lining is if the Liberals win, it will accelerate the collapse of Canada because of their hubris and make it easier for the United States to annex the provinces worth taking.
 
Is anyone else finding themselves to have even more disdain for their fellow Canadians when they tell you they only NOW buy Canadian only? This faux nationalism pisses me off. Every time it's some Liberal/NDP voter that has the gall to say they suddenly care about the well being of Canada. But lets be completely honest here, they only act like this in a pathetic attempt to "stick it to Trump".
The moment Trump is out of office four years from now, they'll go right back to buying American, especially if its Dems that get back into power.
 
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