Canada is a failed state

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DiscoRodeo said:
The EU just wants Canadian timber and oil. I'm fine with that, but that ain't happening lol.

Still, if Trump pushed Trudeau to drill for oil with gusto finally-

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Trump will pressure eu to drop Canada in a heartbeat. Canada has no fucking options except joining Russia or China.

Imagine that.
 
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
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Trump will pressure eu to drop Canada in a heartbeat. Canada has no fucking options except joining Russia or China.

Imagine that.
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I'm just wondering how they plan to transport everything to Europe. Do they thing tankers and cargo containers will just spring into existence, or that the existing ones used by Chinese and Russian sources will ditch their old cargo and ship Canadian stuff? Or do they think they can get the current trains and trucks transporting everything to make a Jesus miracle?
 
Betonhaus said:
I'm just wondering how they plan to transport everything to Europe. Do they thing tankers and cargo containers will just spring into existence, or that the existing ones used by Chinese and Russian sources will ditch their old cargo and ship Canadian stuff? Or do they think they can get the current trains and trucks transporting everything to make a Jesus miracle?
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The type of economic integration that some retarded Canadians are summoning out of thin air require decades of logistical and infrastructure planning and implementation which Trudeau flatout said, "no business sense."

Yeah, we are alone here.
 
Sorry, Canadian frens. I wish you weren't ruled by spoiled children who aren't tard wrangled; and by mad oligarchs in a deep government who want to watch the world burn. But alas, my prayers are with you. Yes, even if some of you are atheists who who curse Jesus - fuck you, you will receive my prayers. Lolz.

With all seriousness, keep your head held up high. I know shitlibs love saying "Canadians are nice version of America, who aren't rule by psychopaths". Yet I see now we'll see, as this will be the ultimate litmus test for that saying.
 
There is no fucking way the average Canadian IQ is 99 especially with the influx of mud people. I'm guessing 85 at best.
 
Temperance said:
These potentially devastating tariffs will take effect on Tuesday and remain in place until Trump is satisfied Canada is doing enough to stop the flow of fentanyl into the U.S., the government official said.
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Which is reasonable. Stop letting your territory be used to flood the USA with drugs and Migrants. This wasn't even an issue ten years ago. But I suppose that would require Ottawa to admit its boneheaded immigration policy was boneheaded. Guess they were counting on similarly permissive behavior in Washington DC.

I bet if someone in the Coalition had gone down to DC and laid out some sort of plan for tightening up the Canadian side of the border this could have been avoided in the first place. But too my knowledge nothing was done on the Canadian end to deal with the threat from Trump.
 
The Liberals have two choices

1. Deal with Trump and try to work around what he wants in the hopes the tariffs get lowered. I don't think Trump will drop the Tariffs entirely no matter what but he could reduce them down to more tolerable levels.

2. Act like complete morons and declare a trade war on the US because Orange Man bad and finish the destruction of the Canadian middle class to appease their ego's and spend the next 8 months ruling over the ashes of a country. After all they're all rich people whose money are in US banks, whose stocks are US companies and whose children are educated in the US schools and the Liberal have about a 0.0000002% chance of getting re-elected thanks to the last 12 years of utter mismanagement.

So what with the Liberal and Trudeau's track record so far which do you think is the more likely option they will go with?
 
Best of luck to Canada. Hopefully if your economy goes to shit your resident New Canadians might look for greener pastures. I want Trump to tariff Yookay into oblivion next. The whole Anglosphere needs the strongest possible dose of economic chemotherapy to drive out the cancer that's taken root. I'd rather be dirt poor amongst my own kinfolk than see my homeland colonised by the parasitic, child-raping dregs of the world.
 
Scale Smerch said:
And there it is, CBC reporting 25% tariffs on "virtually all goods" implemented and taking effect as of Tuesday with the Sock Boy to give a national address at 6PM EST. Oil and gas is also included at 10% with no indication there's a delay on its rollout either.
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Shame the Keystone XL Pipeline got shut down because of whining from Natives and Environmentalists. If that had been in place Texas would have been screeching right now about this. All the refineries on the Gulf would have felt the pain. But alas. That is not the future that was chosen.
 
Sweeter and Savoury said:
The Liberals have two choices

1. Deal with Trump and try to work around what he wants in the hopes the tariffs get lowered. I don't think Trump will drop the Tariffs entirely no matter what but he could reduce them down to more tolerable levels.

2. Act like complete morons and declare a trade war on the US because Orange Man bad and finish the destruction of the Canadian middle class to appease their ego's and spend the next 8 months ruling over the ashes of a country. After all they're all rich people whose money are in US banks, whose stocks are US companies and whose children are educated in the US schools and the Liberal have about a 0.0000002% chance of getting re-elected thanks to the last 12 years of utter mismanagement.

So what with the Liberal and Trudeau's track record so far which do you think is the more likely option they will go with?
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We are so fucked it's not even funny. We have a PM and a Liberal party that above all, hates us. We have Boomers braying for blood, full in the grip of terminal TDS cheering on the destruction of the country.

For some reason people think we have a chance. That we can do more damage to an economy 15x larger than ours, and someone will save us. Canadians have gotten lax with hiding behind the Americans for 80 years. They don't understand how the world works, how everyone is out for themselves.

Oh well, I wanted to lose a little weight anyway and the probable famine is as good an excuse as any.
 
I'd personally say 50/50 odds Trudeau declares martial law again before March. As for today, hopefully he completely overreacts and does something monumentally retarded like sanctions on individual members of the Trump admin so that the Trump admin can retaliate in kind and seize all of their overseas (read: American) assets and property.

I'd also love to see that bloated drug dealer in Toronto put his money where his mouth is on cutting power to the US. If he's the one that pulls the proverbial trigger on the loaded shot-gun pointed at this country's head, it'd be more fitting than Trudeau doing it. Totally unrelated Doug Ford trivia: look up what his co-workers did to his sister Kathy back in his dealer days.

If anything even remotely close to these above predictions comes true, then we finally have proof that this country's "elite" really are all-in on their own propaganda and not just cynical vampires bleeding Canada dry.

Either way, no matter what happens I can sleep comfortably knowing that Ottawa is finally, at long last, getting what it fucking deserves.
 
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Sweeter and Savoury said:
The Liberals have two choices

1. Deal with Trump and try to work around what he wants in the hopes the tariffs get lowered. I don't think Trump will drop the Tariffs entirely no matter what but he could reduce them down to more tolerable levels.

2. Act like complete morons and declare a trade war on the US because Orange Man bad and finish the destruction of the Canadian middle class to appease their ego's and spend the next 8 months ruling over the ashes of a country. After all they're all rich people whose money are in US banks, whose stocks are US companies and whose children are educated in the US schools and the Liberal have about a 0.0000002% chance of getting re-elected thanks to the last 12 years of utter mismanagement.

So what with the Liberal and Trudeau's track record so far which do you think is the more likely option they will go with?
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At minimum there will be a tit for tat response, that much is given. The real question is whether the Libs go full retard and swap tariffs for export taxes. There's no denying a lot of the Liberal policy-making class want them because they will pay for (if only partially) many of the promises they want to roll out to secure an election victory. After all, why go further into debt when you can get Alberta to pay? It's almost as if none of them heard of the NEP and how that wound up playing out.

Certainly interesting times being a Leaf right now.
 
Sneedenhagen Chew said:
As for today, hopefully he completely overreacts and does something monumentally retarded like sanctions on individual members of the Trump admin so that the Trump admin can retaliate in kind and seize all of their overseas (read: American) assets and property.
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Please stop I can only get so erect, holy shit.

But yeah I forsee a total meltdown in government because these clowns can't even keep the country running in stable times. Unless something massive changes in the next few weeks we'll probably have another invocation of the "emergencies act", along with all the fun that goes with that. I doubt anyone will do anything though, at least before the grocery stores start looking bare. Money handouts? To the moon. Inflation? Zimbabwe.
 
mindlessobserver said:
Its really crazy. Trudeau could go down to DC right now and talk to Trump. The man is so easy to please. I'm not really sure what Ottawa's end game is in trying to take the Bull by the horns.
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Trump just doesn't like being ripped off. That is his entire ethos. Don't fuck with his deals, don't screw him and the country over, and its all gravy man. You do that though, and Trump goes gorilla mode on your ass until you submit.
 
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