Canada is a failed state

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It's so disingenuous to think that the people who want to act in the best interest for Canada are treasonous to want annexation. Legitimately Canada's going down the shitter and its a quick and clean way out of the potentially irreversible damage Trudeau did. Not every morsel of land will be sovereign, nor is it treasonous to think that. Nationalism is not a concept of blindly following your country in whatever it does, it is acting first and thinking in the best interest and health of your nation.

Canada and Quebec are not gonna magically go away in the union, there are still different cultures, even national prides (see texas, louisiana) within states. Even Canadian soft-nationalists and other prominent anti-annexation factions are not enthusiastic about the crown, which is the only thing that historically justifies a Canadian nation. I get concerns over public healthcare (only now a problem due to mass immigration i assume, previously leafs could not stop talking about it), I can even get concerns for education. But to say it is in the best interest to continue propping up a shell of a country dead set on mass immigration (no matter what party you vote for) and corrupt practices in a objectively shit parliamentary system is really stupid. It leaves the free world open to attack because Canada has proven that it cannot defend itself against foreign disruption agents.

I'm not even the most enthused about manifest destiny overall. I just think integrating Canada into the union has more mutual benefits than Mexico or Greenland.
 
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I can't imagine how the great Canadian resistance fighters are going to defend their homes with their illegal .22 hunting rifles and outlawed bear spray. Maybe they think they'll be able to talk the invading army down with a Trudeau style lecture on the dangers of colonialism.
 
drip said:
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I can't imagine how the great Canadian resistance fighters are going to defend their homes with their illegal .22 hunting rifles and outlawed bear spray. Maybe they think they'll be able to talk the invading army down with a Trudeau style lecture on the dangers of colonialism.
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Can't wait for them to find out why America doesn't have free healthcare. :biggrin:
 
gobbos said:
It's so disingenuous to think that the people who want to act in the best interest for Canada are treasonous to want annexation. Legitimately Canada's going down the shitter and its a quick and clean way out of the potentially irreversible damage Trudeau did. Not every morsel of land will be sovereign, nor is it treasonous to think that. Nationalism is not a concept of blindly following your country in whatever it does, it is acting first and thinking in the best interest and health of your nation.

Canada and Quebec are not gonna magically go away in the union, there are still different cultures, even national prides (see texas, louisiana) within states. Even Canadian soft-nationalists and other prominent anti-annexation factions are not enthusiastic about the crown, which is the only thing that historically justifies a Canadian nation. I get concerns over public healthcare (only now a problem due to mass immigration i assume, previously leafs could not stop talking about it), I can even get concerns for education. But to say it is in the best interest to continue propping up a shell of a country dead set on mass immigration (no matter what party you vote for) and corrupt practices in a objectively shit parliamentary system is really stupid. It leaves the free world open to attack because Canada has proven that it cannot defend itself against foreign disruption agents.

I'm not even the most enthused about manifest destiny overall. I just think integrating Canada into the union has more mutual benefits than Mexico or Greenland.
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Canadian states will have MORE RIGHT than under federal parliamentary government.
 
drip said:
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I for one welcome our new American overlords.

You gotta keep pace with the times youre living in, thats the real lesson in all of this. Canadians like to harp on about how the natives cannot govern themselves because of a variety of reasons, but it ultimately boils down too “they make bad choices” which is true.

Yet the deracinated Canadians never stop to look in the mirror and stop themselves from making those same choices, we are affected by a generational trauma as well, but that trauma is manifest in the form of the apathy, and the coat tail riding on past glories. We are not good friends to each other most often, and so our own worth we place in eachother is diminished (which i think is the real reason it was so easy to import so many foreigners).

If we become American it will just be a replay of Austria formerly joining the NSDAP German reich.
 
Jotch said:
Also Canada might want to be 5 states, (excluding French Canada which is not welcome) it would look better on the flag
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You know the Canadian states will be a not to scale cutout like Alaska and Hawaii. Nobody will accept that the shape of America they have tattooed on their ass is different now.

macrodegenerate said:
So here's the thing. I can't fathom the shame which I would feel being given a 3.4 million pension for doing a bad job. A thousand or even a hundred dollar fuckup I'm responsible for bothers me. If I know I've done something wrong, I either take it off the invoice or I don't ask to be paid until I fix it. Everybody does that who runs a business. Why is running a country any different?
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That's standard operating procedure for CEOs of big companies. Come in, fuck things up bad by funneling money to your cronies or side hustle, then leave with a golden parachute and be hired on at the next job. It's what happened to Red Lobster. They have no shame.
 
drip said:
I can't imagine how the great Canadian resistance fighters are going to defend their homes with their illegal .22 hunting rifles and outlawed bear spray. Maybe they think they'll be able to talk the invading army down with a Trudeau style lecture on the dangers of colonialism.
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Well, the big issue from where I am sitting is that Ontario is overtly antagonizing Manitoba, Saskatchewan and Alberta. Covid, the truckers, carbon taxes, mass immigration etc, they are all grains of sand adding to the pile. Eventually something will break there if the current trajectory continues. And If even one of those provinces breaks and moves towards Union with the USA the other two are sure to almost immediately follow. This would leave British Columbia in a pickle as it would become an exclave attached to the Pacific northwest like a dingleberry, and Ontario would be stuck leading a rump state with Quebec who would probably start agitating to leave again.

It also doesn't help that Trump is a romantic and clearly revanchist. Lets not forget his bringing up the issue of Greenland with the Danes in the final year of his Presidency. Trump is the first US President since Teddy to really be keen on the whole "Manifest Destiny" thing, and the technocrats in Ottawa really don't have a response for it. Trudeau even said "Canada is a post national State". Which probably got him asspats at the W.E.F, but if you are the leader of a country that is a post hoc accident of history desperate to try and form a national identity to separate it from the massive Empire it borders, shares the same language with, and much of the same history, that is probably the worst thing you can do. All the self flagellating about Canada being a country stolen from the Native Americans doesn't help either. You demoralize your own people, disparage your national identity, and then wonder why people start looking longingly at their neighbors (and for many Canadian's this is quite literal) as they set off fireworks, wave their flags like maniacs and shoot guns at hurricanes in defense of their country.

If you honestly believe Canada is not a real country that exists on Stolen land anyway, what logical response do you have to the Imperator of all the America's when he offers you a place in his glorious realm? We are watching the entire world view and reality of a nasty bunch of liberal technocrats collapse in real time, and I am all here for it.
 
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
Canadian states will have MORE RIGHT than under federal parliamentary government.
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I'd even go so far as to argue the American governing system would even get representation and accountability better than how things currently are. I don't know if its common sentiment in Canada, but I'd rather vote directly for the candidate rather than a representative for a party which will choose some asshole from Quebec to lead it.

Ah ha' said:
If we become American it will just be a replay of Austria formerly joining the NSDAP German reich.
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Can't wait for the DEI Anschluss reboot.

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These are probably the same internet tough guys who couldn't handle honking trucks a few years back. These people will not do anything about the other invasions happening right now on Canadian soil, not even just your average mass immigration of Indians, but also legit Chinese operations in Canada right now.
 
mindlessobserver said:
Speaking hypothetically, Ontario would have to be broken up. We've learned our lesson from the massive size of Texas and California. The ideal State population is around 6 to 7 million. I would make the Peneninsula up to Torontos eastern suburbs one state, and the rest to include Ottawa another.

We aren't keeping thr Frogs though.
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Frenchies gotta go. Being Canadian is bad enough, being French-Canadian is unacceptable.
 
drip said:
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I can't imagine how the great Canadian resistance fighters are going to defend their homes with their illegal .22 hunting rifles and outlawed bear spray. Maybe they think they'll be able to talk the invading army down with a Trudeau style lecture on the dangers of colonialism.
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You know these redditors are not the one owning the scary .22 rifles. Funnily enough, those owners are most likely to side with America actually.
So you have a faction is retard with only their plinkers and their dicks in their hands vs a faction that don't even have their dicks in their hands because they cut it.
 
I know "US Annexing Canada" has been a joke for almost half a century, and even now its still very much tongue in cheek. But I feel its important to point out that this is in fact an inflection point. There is a reason "The Fool" is considered a major Arcana in the tarot, and why Comedy has a strange political power. Jokes are used as a means to reveal uncomfortable truths.

Canada is in a very rough spot. That much is obvious. But its not in that much of a rough spot that the USA swooping north is going to be a thing any time soon. The issue for Ottawa though is that the seed has been very much planted. If around 15% of the population thinks a foreign country taking you over is a good idea, you have a big fucking problem in the works. That 15% is enough to start agitating. Forming political activity and attempting to sway more people to their side. Its not helped by the fact that there is a mutual idea on the other side of the border that the border itself is a mistake and accident of history. Albeit for now, with similar levels of support of actually doing anything about it.

"the joke" however is not a joke, and Trump's trolling is not entirely a joke either. The subtext of him calling Trudeau the "Governor" of Canada. He is publicly saying the Canadian Prime Minister is beneath him in rank. It would be a grievous mistake for Ottawa to view this as hyperbole. The US President actually see's things this way and it will be how he approaches his Canadian policy. Worse for Ottawa is that if for whatever reason the Canadians actually did want to join the Union, he basically says he would not be opposed to the idea. I would argue the next 4 years will be an existential crisis for Canada, because the Joke isn't being said with a smile anymore.

Trudeau led the Canadian State into a fiscal, demographic and legitimacy disaster at the worst possible time. But the final joke, and the funniest one of all is he does not understand what he has done.
 
Incidentally, for people really curious about the shit going down right now in US/Canadian relations, this is required viewing.


If you take away anything at all, listen to the County Sheriff talk about what it was like to patrol the county line/international border before Trudeau, and After.
 
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
American GOP congress voted down dumbest spending bill on earth. Meanwhile, in Canada, we are laundering money to criminals and MPs are just bitches to the system.
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Canada for all its size being the second largest country in the world has a population smaller then California, Oregon and Washington State combined. In US Politics those three are considered the butt of all jokes about lefties, and the Liberal governments that dominate them are hated by every citizen of those states that does not live in the bug hive cities. Not unlike Canada's demographic makeup incidentally.

The thing is though they are still just drops in the ocean compared to the expanse of the USA as a whole. They ALWAYS vote for the liberal candidates, but they don't always win. So the USA can maintain political stability as a republic between the insane weirdos who want to always test boundaries and everyone else.

Canada does not have this. The insane weirdos are the majority in Vancouver and Toronto, in a country with 42 million people. For all its size, Canada is a small nation when it comes to the people who live on that land. And in this situation, their emulation of the USA's Federal Government is an unmitigated disaster. Everyone knows people in West Virginia don't give a shit about the people in San Francisco. And the feeling is mutual. But neither side can really reach out and touch each other. In Canada this is not the case. The metropole in Toronto and its environs DOMINATE the country from sea to sea simply by nature of the fact that in a democracy the majority rules, and if more people in your country live in Toronto and its surroundings then anywhere else, they get to rule and make decisions for you. Your votes and opinion be damned.

Unlike in the USA where there is a check on this, the Senate and the Sovereign States system. Under the US Constitution less populated provinces would be able to grab Ontario by the Balls. But Canada has a Parliamentary system. Which not just makes the simple facts of democracy worse, it amplifies the problem. Now, not only can Alberta not send two Senators to Ottawa to veto retarded Ontarian's spending Alberta's money to assuage their white guilt, a traitorous riding in Calgary decides to vote for the Prime Minister representing Ontario because the voters in one riding in Alberta is similarly brain damaged. Not only does Alberta not get a voice, its voice is further diluted by minority support for the hostile political apparatus.

The USA realized the danger of this two hundred years ago.
 
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
American GOP congress voted down dumbest spending bill on earth. Meanwhile, in Canada, we are laundering money to criminals and MPs are just bitches to the system.
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And what is our Prime Minister doing you may be wondering. He's most likely to busy watching his wife cuckold him with real men.
 
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