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Forming a Canadian Political Party​

Based on the provided search results, here’s a step-by-step guide on how to form a political party in Canada:

Step 1: Choose a Unique Name​

  • Reserve a party name with Elections Canada or the relevant provincial/territorial electoral authority (e.g., Elections Alberta, Elections Ontario).
  • Ensure the name is not already in use by another registered party.
  • Consult the list of reserved and registered party names to verify availability.

Step 2: Meet the Qualifications​

  • In Canada, there is no formal process for starting political parties. Parties typically coalesce around a particular idea or cause.
  • However, to register as a federal party, you’ll need to meet one of the following qualifications:
    • Complete a petition containing at least 250 signatures from eligible electors (0.3% of the total number of electors in the last general election).
    • Run at least one candidate in a general election.

Step 3: Gather Required Documents​

  • Federal parties:
    • Statement of assets and liabilities (attested by the Chief Financial Officer).
    • Statement by the party leader indicating the party’s purpose is to participate in public affairs by endorsing candidates and supporting their election.
    • Contact information for the party’s leader, officers, and financial institution(s).
  • Provincial/territorial parties: Requirements may vary; consult the relevant electoral authority for specific documents and information.

Step 4: Register with Elections Canada (Federal) or Provincial/Territorial Electoral Authority​

  • Submit the required documents and information to register your party.
  • Elections Canada or the provincial/territorial electoral authority will review your application and notify you of the outcome.

Step 5: Maintain Party Status​

  • Federal parties must:
    • Meet the requirements for registration (e.g., maintain a minimum number of members, file financial reports).
    • Comply with Elections Canada’s guidelines and regulations.
  • Provincial/territorial parties: Consult the relevant electoral authority for specific requirements and guidelines.

Additional Considerations​

  • Provincial/territorial parties may have additional requirements, such as registering with the province or territory’s elections office.
  • Political activities by public servants may be subject to specific rules and guidelines, as outlined in the Public Service Employment Act.
  • Social media and online activities can blur the distinction between professional and private lives, and employees may need to consult guidelines on acceptable network and device use.
Please note that these steps are based on the provided search results and may not be exhaustive or up-to-date. It’s recommended to consult the relevant electoral authorities and guidelines for the most accurate and current information.
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So basically if we get at least 250 voting Canadians to sign we could form our own party as long as we file all the right finance paperwork.
If a few of us who have the time and money to get started, we could form a party and easily gain enough attention and support for those people to make running for the national government their full time job, and possibly get enough votes to have a sizeable impact on election results. Getting the majority is unlikely so it would not be necessary to write complex laws and such at first, but we could easily go from a protest vote to the second to the majority party in a handful of elections.

Nationally there is support for such a party, and with support there is funding. All that's left is the ability to network, organise, and keep skeletons hidden in the closet (which may be tricky for us but doable)
 
Lunar Eclipse Paradox said:
I do remember voting for Conservatives that one time in 2019 the PPC that one time in 2021 because at the time I was confident in them. Now I honestly have very little confidence in any political party.
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Every election cycle i hope for a real conservative candidate, but instead all Canadians get are men who want to out cuck Trudeau unfortunately.
 
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Betonhaus said:
we could form our own party
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If you're going to form your own party it shouldn't be at the Federal or Provincial levels where all the time and energy is wasted in protest campaigns. It should be at the Municipal level where each candidate can interface directly with the public and offer them a consistent and winnable 'party' campaign at the local level. You'd then use that cadre to influence and pressure the direction of the Conservative party from the outside, so that a vote for them ends up being a vote for you too.
 
biggacracka said:
The bloc wants to import niggers from former french/belgian colonies instead, since they "speak" "french"
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Yeah, as of 2021, the largest immigrant groups in Quebec are all former French colonials. After France (who knows what race, especially these days), the largest is Haiti (7.1% of immigrants), followed by Algeria and Morocco. Their immigration policy is insane and functionally gives priority to blacks and Muslims, because they'd rather them than the English in Montreal.
 
Legalize Asbestos said:
If you're going to form your own party it shouldn't be at the Federal or Provincial levels where all the time and energy is wasted in protest campaigns. It should be at the Municipal level where each candidate can interface directly with the public and offer them a consistent and winnable 'party' campaign at the local level. You'd then use that cadre to influence and pressure the direction of the Conservative party from the outside, so that a vote for them ends up being a vote for you too.
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the biggest change we need is at the top, and federal parties do not need municipal or provincial level parties to prop you up.

Let's say you make a municipal party. Big whoop, even if you get control of that municipality you can't do squat because the federal and provincial governments can exert their pressure on you. You''l just be a footnote in the local news. plus it's really hard to draw interest as you are limited to the people in that particular municipality, while many of your supporters may turn out to be in other municipalities.

Now a federal level party has the ability to influence policy at a nationwide level. Even if they do not gain the majority government, what percentage of votes they hold has a big impact on the policy of the other parties - as they would want to adopt your more common sense policies so that you don't steal their votes. And you can tap into the dissatisfaction of all Canadian citizens. Trudeau is absolutely hated, but the Conservatives are just the lesser evil. That leaves an enormous voting vacuum where a party that knows how to connect to the people through social media can quickly gain a massive amount of support, just by having common sense policies that the people connect to. If a new party started in January and worked at getting registered and signatures and everything by the October hard election date, they could easily gain 20% of the votes. If they had richer people backing them they could easily have enough votes to have major influence on policy.
 
If a few of us who have the time and money to get started, we could form a party and easily gain enough attention and support for those people to make running for the national government their full time job, and possibly get enough votes to have a sizeable impact on election results.
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That's retarded. The failure of the PPC proves this would be a flop.

Best you could hope for is stealing votes from conservatives to hand seats to the liberals or NDP.
 
I know the whole Trump making Canada the 52nd State was a joke, but should I be worried I'm getting ads from American Military University accepting Canadian applications on Youtube in NS?
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I know the whole Trump making Canada the 52nd State was a joke, but should I be worried I'm getting ads from American Military University accepting Canadian applications on Youtube in NS?
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Apparently it is a terrible for-profit corporate university. That is funny, though. I'm amazed by the fact they use a pajeet in the image: they obviously know who they are aiming for.
 
A functioning postal system is a hallmark of a stable, successful country. We seemingly can't even manage that at this point.

I am not taking the side of CUPW or Canada Post, but it is absurd we are about to hit a month without postal service.
 
Kim said:
A functioning postal system is a hallmark of a stable, successful country. We seemingly can't even manage that at this point.

I am not taking the side of CUPW or Canada Post, but it is absurd we are about to hit a month without postal service.
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Fuck, all my bills overdue.

Just Canadian things.
 
Legalize Asbestos said:
That's why one should always carry a 'tire thumper' in the vehicle - and not a club, and a 'sharp tool' in their pocket, but never a knife. I am also a fan of heavy umbrellas, but the good ones cost an arm and a leg.
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Cousin of mine dated a bobby from London. They have similar laws. He said if youre going to carry a golf club, throw some golf balls in. Baseball bat? Buy a glove to go with it.

You get asked why it's there, you just came back from the driving range, practice, so on.

Plausible deniability.
 
The 'merger of the century' article from years ago sounds like a dream now though it used to be scoffed at by Canadians who hated the idea. It was advocating Canadians and Americans can live in each other's countries with ease.

Imagine being able to live absolutely anywhere in the U.S you pleased and having access to there low real estate costs (in several states) and labour market. There are just so many cities, so many options in the U.S. there are cities with a decent labour market, mid to low cost housing, perpetually warm weather and that are N*gger and Paget free.

Sounds good to me.
 
Kim said:
I am not taking the side of CUPW or Canada Post, but it is absurd we are about to hit a month without postal service.
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I have no horse in this race (except for wanting my fucking mail), but it's plain to see the union's demands aren't financially possible, and it's partially the union's greedy attitude that is preventing Canada Post from being profitable. Also, they're asking for benefits most people could never even dream of having. At what point do we say enough is enough? Unions have their place, but some of them only seek to stand in the way of anything that may interrupt their fat salaries and cushy benefits given for subpar work.

Remember back in the days where they still pretended to deliver stuff to your door and they'd leave you those fucking "sorry we missed you" slips when you were sitting at home all day? I remember clearly their customer support once tried to tell me it's not part of their job to bring the actual package to the door; just leave a slip and have you pick it up at the nearby post office. These are the lazy fags we're dealing with.
 
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Sweetpeaa said:
The 'merger of the century' article from years ago sounds like a dream now though it used to be scoffed at by Canadians who hated the idea. It was advocating Canadians and Americans can live in each other's countries with ease.

Imagine being able to live absolutely anywhere in the U.S you pleased and having access to there low real estate costs (in several states) and labour market. There are just so many cities, so many options in the U.S. there are cities with a decent labour market, mid to low cost housing, perpetually warm weather and that are N*gger and Paget free.

Sounds good to me.
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That would require a unified immigration system.
 
y a t s said:
I have no horse in this race (except for wanting my fucking mail), but it's plain to see the union's demands aren't financially possible, and it's partially the union's greedy attitude that is preventing Canada Post from being profitable. Also, they're asking for benefits most people could never even dream of having. At what point do we say enough is enough? Unions have their place, but some of them only seek to stand in the way of anything that may interrupt their fat salaries and cushy benefits given for subpar work.
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The Union's demands are financially impossible, but I have my issues with Canada Post itself too. I again am not taking a side, but the Union seemingly doesn't realize that the golden goose can be bled dry.
y a t s said:
Remember back in the days where they still pretended to deliver stuff to your door and they'd leave you those fucking "sorry we missed you" slips when you were sitting at home all day
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My parcels always get delivered to my door, but the mail carrier is my friend so I may be getting special treatment.
 
just go outside, pick up some dogshit, rub it all over hands and face then swish a little in your mouth. you're now indistinguishable from the average torontonian. this is the current primeminister of canada btw
 

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While I don't really receive that much mail, I will say that Canada Post has some of the cushiest positions in the damn country. Federally paid, unionized, quits(i.e. you finish your beat and sort a bit of mail and you're DONE, even if you finish in 4 hours instead of your standard 8 ), etc..
There are longshoremen and american rail service workers that do more work than that in a shift.
 
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