Canada is a failed state

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The Backwards Man said:
Yes. Those houses are now only worth $973 million instead of $2 billion.
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Boomers will never recover from their underwater mortgages left over from the time when the houses were worth $100 million.

King Metalia said:
My friend Canada's population is almost entirely Indian at this point. If you don't take them you won't have many people to welcome.
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At this point, I'm ok with just burning the whole place down and collecting the insurance money.
 
Jetpack Himmler said:
I am very much of the opinion that urban liberals do not love Canada. They only love what is popular at the moment, then conveniently forget about it once it is passe. Canadians, or at least a plurality of them, are tacky poseurs with no core values other than the legacy dictates to them. That is way so many look away when Carney sucks up to Trump after campaigning on standing up to the brute, or rationalizing it.

Canadians are trash.
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Trudeau I did an AMAZING job of destroying the culture and social base of Canada in his tenure as PM. He effectively turned Liberalism into the state religion and used the CBC to propagandize all the tenets of leftist historical revision, normalization of antisocial lifestyles, and the elevation of the State to an entity of godlike worship.

And he did most of that before he brought in the constitution and charter of "rights" that guarantee his policies are impossible to break down.
 
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Hey guys remember when Trudeau said the gun ban and confiscation plan would cost like 100mil maybe 200 mil tops?

Yah guess what's in the new budget

803 mil babee over 3 years to pay for the gun buyback program! Some Liberal donor somewhere is making huge bank of this. Damn though, that's 4 times what they thought it would cost and it's still too small a number.

Using the latest data and the going rate the Feds will pay you for you nice new gun the actual costs will be somewhere around 2 billion, not a measly 800mil and certainly not the 200mil Trudy was talking about.

And that's with only a 50% participation rate! The Feds are pretty sure that most Canadians will not turn in their guns and those who do not will have to be tracked down and charged to allow the RCMP to confiscation the totes illegal "assault" weapons.

50% shit so I'd say that on the low side. My personal feeling is that the Fed's be lucky to break 20% willing participation in their buy back. After all who wouldn't be super excited to get $150 bucks for a rifle you paid $2,000 with fee's and taxes and all. Whooowheee!

They're going to make around 450K Canadian criminals who need to be punished for not being Liberals evil "assault" weapon users. That's a whole lotta of people to track down to fine and put in jail. Keep in mind we currently have about 40K people total in prison in Canada so yah Carney's going to need to build a lot more and I mean A LOT MORE jail cells if that's his plan.

The Feds esitimate that about 550K guns will need to be bought back or "delt" with before Jan 2026 when the amenesty runs out.

Good fucking luck Carney. I really wouldn't want to be a RCMP dude for the next 4 years. Can you imagine trying to go up to peoples houses to take their guns? Yah that's a hard pass bro.

Anyway here's a nice website whose been tracking all this shit the Liberals are trying to pull.

https://calibremag.ca/gun-ban-budge...cost-per-firearm-confiscated-currently-24416/
 
Betonhaus said:
do they buy back those guns that are just a pipe and a single bullet with a hammer?
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fuck if I know

The Liberals put guns on the banned list that don't even exist after all. Hell anyone could submit a gun model and there was a 90% chance they crazy bitch Minister would toss it on the list because in her mind there are no good guns.

Unless your a Native of course, then you can have all the guns you want because "reasons".
 
Sweeter and Savoury said:
fuck if I know

The Liberals put guns on the banned list that don't even exist after all. Hell anyone could submit a gun model and there was a 90% chance they crazy bitch Minister would toss it on the list because in her mind there are no good guns.

Unless your a Native of course, then you can have all the guns you want because "reasons".
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Its a great idea to marry a tribe woman.
 
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
Its a great idea to marry a tribe woman.
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fuck is she ain't a crazy bitch I'd go for it.

The perks are pretty awesome;

free school for your kids with automatic acceptance to any Ivy level school
any government job they ever apply for guaranteed
if you want into politics you can pick your party and they will all lick your taint to have you onboard
free money per each kid she shits out, the more kids the more money
Tribe payments from oil royalties and the standard Fed handouts
hunting rights whenever and with whatever gun you want
plus God only knows what else isn't common knowledge

Shit, as long as you don't raise the kids on a Reservation and they don't turn feral on you it's all golden.

well....as long as you don't mind muddling your bloodline with Native genes that is and you can find a Squaw that you can keep a stiffy with, not a lot of them are lookers for sure.

But hey..life isn't supposed to be fair or easy right?
 
HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
Its a great idea to marry a tribe woman.
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You gotta find one of the metis ones that are mostly white.

I've dated native women before, it's like living with a talking brick. I'm not even talking about body shape. Every conversation is just painful. They get a couple drinks in them and then they are on the roof, howling at the moon and communing with the lizard king. If they eat bread you can watch them get fat in real time.

If they are mostly normal, then the family around them is nuts. Enjoy having her Second Cousin Joey show up at your house looking for money. You come home from work and 6 of them are in your basement, because they all got released from prison at the same time and her Mom browbeat her into letting them stay at your house. There's always weird animal parts in your fridge, because her Uncle is hiding backstrap from her other Uncle. When you break up with her, you have to fight the gauntlet of male relatives.

Trust me, the negatives far outweigh the benefits.
 
OutInTheRain said:
You gotta find one of the metis ones that are mostly white.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but once the native genes get diluted too much, you lose the ability to claim status at a certain point, no? So you're kids might not actually get the government benefits.

I remember this native girl I went to high school with that at the time had a nice body but once she hit her mid 20s she started to balloon up in weight and the fat started to distribute far more evenly.
 
Maker's Mark said:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but once the native genes get diluted too much, you lose the ability to claim status at a certain point, no? So you're kids might not actually get the government benefits.

I remember this native girl I went to high school with that at the time had a nice body but once she hit her mid 20s she started to balloon up in weight and the fat started to distribute far more evenly.
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Metis rules is different. Two of the whitest guys I've ever met have Metis status cards. It's gotten real murky now that there are benefits to it, but I always enjoy people looking like the aryan ideal claiming to be proud indigenous.

For the tourists in the thread. The metis are the descendants of French fur trappers who purchased a wife for Muskrat pelts.
 
Sweeter and Savoury said:
50% shit so I'd say that on the low side. My personal feeling is that the Fed's be lucky to break 20% willing participation in their buy back. After all who wouldn't be super excited to get $150 bucks for a rifle you paid $2,000 with fee's and taxes and all. Whooowheee!
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Print shitty guns, and sell them to the gov.
 
OutInTheRain said:
Metis rules is different. Two of the whitest guys I've ever met have Metis status cards. It's gotten real murky now that there are benefits to it, but I always enjoy people looking like the aryan ideal claiming to be proud indigenous.

For the tourists in the thread. The metis are the descendants of French fur trappers who purchased a wife for Muskrat pelts.
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I met a guy with blonde hair and blue eyes who had a metis card.
 
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