Canada is a failed state

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I'm just so fucking tired of this shit bros. Our dollar's crashing, healtcare's going to shit, and practically all of our political choices are jeet-cucked faggots happily kowtowing to their even richer masters to further sodomize the common people at every turn, is it so hard to ask for one option that vocally entertains the idea of (not just illegals) deportation instead of just poo-pooing the current level being 'too high'

Also I know it's a longshot, and tbf I'd much prefer to continue remaining as decently friendly neighbours (just after implementing a less cucked guberment on our side first) who like to vacation on each other's side of the border, but if America does annex any amount of Canada, can you please take Hamilton too? I know we're a shithole but at least we still have a decent focus on our steel industry going on so there'd probably be some beneficial utility to taking us in? We also might be seeing record street shitter deaths with the predicted upcoming massive snowfall to rival the last two winters, so it'd probably be the best time for it
Also it would be a really funny response to Drug Ford's retarded 'energy threats', imagine the contract-cuck's seethe
 
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Maybe if Trump annexes Canada he can basically force the Canadian parties to disband and have us recruit fresh politicians to be Republican or Democrat, or otherwise force the Laurentian elite out of power
 
I want the new citizenship/PR test too include having a breakfast consisting of a double-double and 3 Canadian classic reds.

Afterwards, they have too sing a tragically hip song (non karaoke) and jersey the government worker
 
WanderingWalker said:
I'm just so fucking tired of this shit bros. Our dollar's crashing, healtcare's going to shit, and practically all of our political choices are jeet-cucked faggots happily kowtowing to their even richer masters to further sodomize the common people at every turn, is it so hard to ask for one option that vocally entertains the idea of (not just illegals) deportation instead of just poo-pooing the current level being 'too high'

Also I know it's a longshot, and tbf I'd much prefer to continue remaining as decently friendly neighbours (just after implementing a less cucked guberment on our side first) who like to vacation on each other's side of the border, but if America does annex any amount of Canada, can you please take Hamilton too? I know we're a shithole but at least we still have a decent focus on our steel industry going on so there'd probably be some beneficial utility to taking us in? We also might be seeing record street shitter deaths with the predicted upcoming massive snowfall to rival the last two winters, so it'd probably be the best time for it
Also it would be a really funny response to Drug Ford's retarded 'energy threats', imagine the contract-cuck's seethe
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I get worried that this ends with Trump stomping Canada's guts out while Canadian liberals do everything in their power to keep provoking him because its the best way to win any election.

Also Hamilton is already owned by the Buffalo mafia and their heirs and the people who live there either can't figure it out or think its cool and edgy.
 
Betonhaus said:
Maybe if Trump annexes Canada he can basically force the Canadian parties to disband and have us recruit fresh politicians to be Republican or Democrat, or otherwise force the Laurentian elite out of power
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The virgin getting Trump to tweet Gamergate

The Gigachad getting Trump to tweet “Total Laurentian Elite Death”

HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS said:
Anyone who can't eat pork can't become Canadian b
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Yes you must be able to eat Peameal bacon

Americans don’t know the glory of Peameal bacon
 
Everyday I wake up cold. In an overpriced nearly 100 year old apartment building I can't control my heat in. My partner suffers from chronic diseases that are treatable but we have no avenue to obtain these treatments. Both working in the field of social work and services. I skip a meal everyday without fail to save money.

I don't buy fast food, because Pajeets. I don't answer my phone anymore, because Pajeets. I don't fucking enjoy going to the park anymore, because Pajeets. I put my life on the line driving anywhere, because Pajeets.

Every simple pleasure or necessity you can think of has not just been impacted but absolutely destroyed by PAJEETS!

THOSE COW DUNG SUCKING TROGLADYTES RUINED EVERYTHING.

I suffered through poverty the majority of my childhood and I never saw such braisen people as PAJEETS taking from food banks and only looking out for their own race. If I could... I would vote every brownskinned stink machine in the head with a machete
 
Sqwe-wi_Farmer said:
THOSE COW DUNG SUCKING TROGLADYTES RUINED EVERYTHING.

I suffered through poverty the majority of my childhood and I never saw such braisen people as PAJEETS taking from food banks and only looking out for their own race. If I could... I would vote every brownskinned stink machine in the head with a machete
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Fed posting had a different flavour up north.

But yes, your pain is widespread through our "glorious" nation
 
YautjaWeeb said:
I get worried that this ends with Trump stomping Canada's guts out while Canadian liberals do everything in their power to keep provoking him because its the best way to win any election.
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That is pretty much what the Liberal Party is doing right now. Proroguing Parliament and stoking anti-American hysteria so they can coronate a new leader with the same ideology as the old one. What frustrates me is that it stands a decent chance of working because too many Canadians are credulous dullards who will completely forget about the massive corruption and coverups of the last decade. Look, I'm no great lover of Trump, but I see Ottawa cabal as the bigger threat because they are willing to burn the country to rule over the ashes.

Something about this whole mess has left me much to contemplate on. The Laurentian elites would like to frame this as a battle for Canadian sovereignty, but is Canada a truly a sovereign nation? Look at it this way: I've heard that 70% of Canada's trade goes to the United States, rendering us highly reliant on them. We even sell our energy to the Americans at a discount because poor policy made them the only export market. Not only that, we are completely reliant on the United States for defense because successive governments refused to significantly invest in our armed forces.

What does that make us? Without any significant economic or military power of our own we are essentially an unruly protectorate and not a particularly loyal one at that. Ottawa has turned a blind eye to Chinese interference and security breaches (notably the Winnipeg lab scandal) that the Liberals covered up. That is not even delving into the money laundering and illegal drug manufacturing that happens on our soil. It is no small wonder that the current administration eyes us with suspicion. This is not a serious government.
 
Jetpack Himmler said:
That is pretty much what the Liberal Party is doing right now. Proroguing Parliament and stoking anti-American hysteria so they can coronate a new leader with the same ideology as the old one. What frustrates me is that it stands a decent chance of working because too many Canadians are credulous dullards who will completely forget about the massive corruption and coverups of the last decade. Look, I'm no great lover of Trump, but I see Ottawa cabal as the bigger threat because they are willing to burn the country to rule over the ashes.

Something about this whole mess has left me much to contemplate on. The Laurentian elites would like to frame this as a battle for Canadian sovereignty, but is Canada a truly a sovereign nation? Look at it this way: I've heard that 70% of Canada's trade goes to the United States, rendering us highly reliant on them. We even sell our energy to the Americans at a discount because poor policy made them the only export market. Not only that, we are completely reliant on the United States for defense because successive governments refused to significantly invest in our armed forces.

What does that make us? Without any significant economic or military power of our own we are essentially an unruly protectorate and not a particularly loyal one at that. Ottawa has turned a blind eye to Chinese interference and security breaches (notably the Winnipeg lab scandal) that the Liberals covered up. That is not even delving into the money laundering and illegal drug manufacturing that happens on our soil. It is no small wonder that the current administration eyes us with suspicion. This is not a serious government.
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We haven't had a serious government since Diefenbaker. Canada fucked up by importing too much jeets, chinks and sandniggers. They also took too much money from them to fund their socialist utopia.

This is the endgame. We have nowhere to go.

If Canada stays as they are now, they will become a threat to Americans. We are a Trojan horse for chink trash, jeet criminals, and sandnigger terrorists.
 
Jetpack Himmler said:
That is pretty much what the Liberal Party is doing right now. Proroguing Parliament and stoking anti-American hysteria so they can coronate a new leader with the same ideology as the old one. What frustrates me is that it stands a decent chance of working because too many Canadians are credulous dullards who will completely forget about the massive corruption and coverups of the last decade. Look, I'm no great lover of Trump, but I see Ottawa cabal as the bigger threat because they are willing to burn the country to rule over the ashes.

Something about this whole mess has left me much to contemplate on. The Laurentian elites would like to frame this as a battle for Canadian sovereignty, but is Canada a truly a sovereign nation? Look at it this way: I've heard that 70% of Canada's trade goes to the United States, rendering us highly reliant on them. We even sell our energy to the Americans at a discount because poor policy made them the only export market. Not only that, we are completely reliant on the United States for defense because successive governments refused to significantly invest in our armed forces.

What does that make us? Without any significant economic or military power of our own we are essentially an unruly protectorate and not a particularly loyal one at that. Ottawa has turned a blind eye to Chinese interference and security breaches (notably the Winnipeg lab scandal) that the Liberals covered up. That is not even delving into the money laundering and illegal drug manufacturing that happens on our soil. It is no small wonder that the current administration eyes us with suspicion. This is not a serious government.
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Right now liberal party operatives are spamming social media with Mulroney vs. Turner debate footage to frame the narrative as you say, Liberals having always "fought" for Canadian sovereignty. No one has done more to weaken the country, economy and confederation than Trudeau, but that's not the topic anymore.

It will work though. Prior liberal voters, boomers, undecideds and immigrants are exactly that stupid. Nothing about Canada is sovereign from the security and economic dependence on US, to the new relationship with the CCP and becoming India's toilet. Framed within a British colony dependent on the French's co-operation. America and its economic power is the lesser of all those evils. I don't know what the Trump admin really thinks but scoring Alberta as a state would be god-tier historic and there's no reason not to do it.
 
YautjaWeeb said:
I don't know what the Trump admin really thinks but scoring Alberta as a state would be god-tier historic and there's no reason not to do it.
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Only problem with this plan is the other provinces will want to join the US, less they bare more abuse, and suffer more exploitation by Ottawa. At some point it makes more sense to annex all of Canada, half of Canada (say Manitoba to the pacific), or most likely none of Canada. I'd wager Trump not annexing anything. If worse comes to worse, Canada becomes a failed state, he can always order the military to drive over the border, and establish a puppet regime. Not like the laurentian elite can do anything about it right now, let alone in a failed nation scenario.
 
More of an accelerationist here at this point, but I think we can either do things the easy way, or the hard way- in the end, the American revolution will finish one way or the other, and we will likely join our earnestwhile brothers to the south.

I don't see much of any way out, and we've had too many administrations weakening and weakening the state, and a generation of boomers that let it happen and squandered the sovereign nation given to them, selling it out to the highest bidder.

I'll say it again here, but Americans are my brothers. Were twin nations separated by politics, but united by blood and a shared history. I do and will always have more in common with them, than I will the Chinese or Indians.

The liberals want to act like "independence" is a choice, when they literally sold the country out, our mineral wealth to china, economy and jobs to India, real estate to broader east Asia, etc.

The choice is between being a Chinese/Indian colony, basically Singapore but with native Canadians being poor and shit on-

Or taking our chances with Americans and ending the 200 year old split.

Regardless of the past, Americans are actually my brothers. The choice, forced upon us, is obvious to me.
 
World Famous Quasi Payer said:
Only problem with this plan is the other provinces will want to join the US, less they bare more abuse, and suffer more exploitation by Ottawa. At some point it makes more sense to annex all of Canada, half of Canada (say Manitoba to the pacific), or most likely none of Canada. I'd wager Trump not annexing anything. If worse comes to worse, Canada becomes a failed state, he can always order the military to drive over the border, and establish a puppet regime. Not like the laurentian elite can do anything about it right now, let alone in a failed nation scenario.
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It might be easier to do in stages. Annex the low population conservative provinces first, then wait for BC and the high population eastern provinces to cave to voter pressure. Or just corral them off.
 
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