Canada is a failed state

[Moon Guy]

Canadians, are you okay? Blink twice if you need help.

Shit ain't good here. Seeing all the parties being the cut of the same cloth, really the only different party at this point is the green party. Maybe these upcoming tariffs are blessing. This may make our government less gay and faggy in the long run. The government may have less time navel gazing, giving the natives less pull, and maybe give us some sort of national identity. Only if the poos don't turn parliament into a turd totem like them orkz do when when they conquer a nation/planet. Feels bad man.

 

[Lobster Cult High Priest]

We're so fucked right now, going to get more fucked later and no one in charge now or later is gonna unfuck us. I do not know where the bottom is. It doesn't have to be like this, I remember when it wasn't and it wasn't that long ago. Which makes it all the more fucked that it got this bad, this quickly.

The good thing about Canada going downhill is that once we finally hit the bottom all the Jeets will
Scurry back to India like the rats they are

 

[macrodegenerate]

The good thing about Canada going downhill is that once we finally hit the bottom all the Jeets will
Scurry back to India like the rats they are

Not really, India is suffering from an ecological and environmental crisis caused by overpopulation. They will remain in Canada sapping away it's resources and environment until they move onto the next host country.

 

[Martin Serious]

What's some of the most annoying shit immigrants do? Istg, they're so fucking ungreatful. "In MY country university and college is free", "in MY country transit is so so good", "oh canada is so expensive food is so cheap in MY country" "Wow the weather is so bad in Canada in MY country it is so warm"
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU COME HERE THEN? Why the fuck didn't you try moving to malaysia or thailand? many such cases, lmk your stories

 

[Punished Borzoi]

The good thing about Canada going downhill is that once we finally hit the bottom all the Jeets will
Scurry back to India like the rats they are

The worst part about jeets is nowhere on earth is as bad as India is no matter how much they constantly praise it, so they will not leave and will exploit any system they can in any place kind enough to take them in.

The most you can hope for is that they illegally go to the United States or anywhere else which they are already doing.

 

[RodgerDodger]

It's better for america to just seize Alberta and Saskatchewan for resources and blockade the rest.

Taking over Atlantic provinces is a great idea. Only about 2-3 mil people. Tons of land. Great ocean. Too bad people there live off the government like leeches.

If Trudeau resigns, liberal party will hold a caucus convention and vote for their next leader. So far, they are all bad. Trudeau made sure of that. Unless sellout Jeet vote with conservatives to topple the government, Liberal Party will remains temporarily until October of next year.

You guys have not been paying attention to how Trump works or thinks. The Canadian Government is coming apart because your people in charge of finance have finally realized that the new American President plans on operating in America's National Interests. Not theirs. This is a horrifying turn of events for them. Trumps method of dealing with Canada would not be to annex pieces of Canada. At least not while there are still Canadians attached to them. Trump is more businessman then politician. His method of dealing with problems is much more businesslike. The ideal way to deal with a problem is to make it somebody elses problem. Then incentivize them, both positively and negatively, to solve said problem. Trump does not need to annex any parts of Canada or take on Canada's problems. All he needs is to say one sentence, and Canada will one way or another solve its own problems.

"We here in the United States are proud and happy to recognize our newest neighbors the Free Democratic Nation of Quebec." Than just sit back with a big tub of popcorn and watch the fun.

A political columnist wrote a book called The Friendly Dictatorship, back in the Chretien era. I remember a poli sci prof talking about how the PM has executive powers the American president could only dream of.

Figure Trudeau is going to try the South Korean "Martial Law" gambit by Wednesday. Seeing as it's worked so well for him before. I hate to break it to you Canukistani brothers, But you ain't getting Justin out of 24 Sussex unless he's dead or in chains. Neither of which is an option, because you let him disarm you.

 

['Ole Dente]

Last I checked there has only been calls for him to resign that he will definitely ignore, and jeetmeet is more interested in his pension then the viability of his nation.

Justin addressed to his cabinet that he’s making considerations for resignation, I believe CTV broke that news.



Look, Liberal MPs at this point are facing a tough decision they don’t want to come to grips with but have to; In order to be viable for the next go-around, they need to remove Trudeau. After the deficit reveal today and going through not one, not two, but three finance ministers, they absolutely know it. When we adjourn after Christmas break, the Conservatives are just going to ramp up the pressure and by March, they’ll call for another non-confidence vote which they’ll win. Justin knows this, his the liberal caucus knows this, WE know this, it’s why he’s considering resignation. It’s a better fate than what’s in store for him 1st quarter, 2025. It’ll be a long winter of newly discovered controversies on top of his mountain of controversies. This was the straw that broke the camels back, he is fucked.

 

[Ookoo Squad]

Neither of which is an option, because you let him disarm you.

His gun ban confiscated zero (0) guns, lmao. Even the one he tried years ago didn't do shit, we still have them in our closets. I appreciate the melodrama and all, but come on man.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Turdrow had his chance to be Governor of the great state of Greater Californiada and he fubbed it. Oh well.

And the moment Canadians need guns they’ll suddenly remember that they’re all within 60 miles of America

 

[spurggist]

We're so fucked right now, going to get more fucked later and no one in charge now or later is gonna unfuck us. I do not know where the bottom is. It doesn't have to be like this, I remember when it wasn't and it wasn't that long ago. Which makes it all the more fucked that it got this bad, this quickly.

the bottom is quite literal total countrywide collapse and the americans coming in to take over whats left.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

You motherfuckers seriously think this sociopath is going to resign?

Trudeau is both stubborn and delusional enough to believe that he can turn this around and win bigly because he convinced himself that he is a messianic figure that will transform Canada into a progressive paradise. Such a pity that he turned the place into a pajeet-infested hellscape. Since there is no method of removing him as leader of the party, the only real option dissident Liberals would have is either vote against the party or abstain during the next confidence vote. Many of them won't be reelected and Elections Canada won't move the next election date so they don't have anything to lose.

You guys have not been paying attention to how Trump works or thinks. The Canadian Government is coming apart because your people in charge of finance have finally realized that the new American President plans on operating in America's National Interests. Not theirs. This is a horrifying turn of events for them. Trumps method of dealing with Canada would not be to annex pieces of Canada. At least not while there are still Canadians attached to them. Trump is more businessman then politician. His method of dealing with problems is much more businesslike. The ideal way to deal with a problem is to make it somebody elses problem. Then incentivize them, both positively and negatively, to solve said problem. Trump does not need to annex any parts of Canada or take on Canada's problems. All he needs is to say one sentence, and Canada will one way or another solve its own problems.

That has been one of my biggest complaints about this country. We have taken our geographic proximity to the United States for granted and it's now biting us in the ass.

 

[Clyde Cash's Left Teste]

I never would have thought that Trump would end up being the one that brings aboot (out of respect of our Canadian friends from that great state) the downfail of Trudeau and he hasn't even taken office yet.

I guess the US government is way more stable then people give it credit.

 

[Audit]

His gun ban confiscated zero (0) guns, lmao. Even the one he tried years ago didn't do shit, we still have them in our closets. I appreciate the melodrama and all, but come on man.

Besides, it should be minimally difficult to get some sympathetic 'muricans to "accidentally" lose a bunch of guns on the montana border should the need arise. It's practically already the most popular way of buying guns in canuckland for certain demographics.

And the moment Canadians need guns they’ll suddenly remember that they’re all within 60 miles of America

Case in point. The land of the free will take entire hours to discover a new avenue of entrepreneurship if the demand arises, or however long it takes to drive a truck from spokane to grand forks.

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

And the moment Canadians need guns they’ll suddenly remember that they’re all within 60 miles of America

It is wild that Canadian citizens can lawfully purchase pretty much any rifle in the United States, especially border states like Idaho, Montana, and North Dakota, by simply presenting a valid hunting license issued by a US state.

 

[Chug Smuckle]

I was talking to a friend of mine, and I made the point that alot of world goverments were hoping/assuming that Trump wasn't gonna win, because if he did and he reversed course and did make America great again, what's our goverments excuse for not doing the same? Every goverment right now, that isn't a third world shithole, is following the exact same playbook, with a few outliers. Why fix issues, that eliminates something to run on later?

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

Funny as this is to Burgerstanis like yours truly, I can’t help but fear this crisis will evoke panic in the scum of Canada, causing them to flee to America and making things even worse here…

 

[Gatdam Animal Person]

I see people here wanting to exclude Quebec from annexation, you really want to have California 2, don't you? (Read: Ontario)

 

[spurggist]

Funny as this is to Burgerstanis like yours truly, I can’t help but fear this crisis will evoke panic in the scum of Canada, causing them to flee to America and making things even worse here…

You guys have means to control your borders at least. You can always gun down the fuckers when our country collapses entirely and the rats flee the warren.

 

[Audit]

I see people here wanting to exclude Quebec from annexation, you really want to have California 2, don't you? (Read: Ontario)

I don't consider Ontario to be a Canadian province. It's clearly a dislocated part of India.

 

[spurggist]

Anyone know a good crossbow brand btw. I don't think I'll ever qualify for a gun license especially these days.