Canada is a failed state

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Fall update has been delayed until Monday. Government trying to cut HST off some items and give everyone $250 to spur spending. Rumors of tension between Freeland and Trudeau. Bank of Canada cutting rates by another 0.5%. They are outright telling us the Canadian economy is absolutely fucking cooked. It's over, boys. Stock up on Mr Noodles and cans of tuna.
 
If you have a gook market near you, get their instant ramen from Japan. It tastes way better and costs about the same.
Specifically you want Nissin Demae. I like to add an egg, a diced marinated artichoke, and some green onion, sometimes thin cuts of meat, makes it feel like much more of a meal.

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I keep hearing that Canada should counter the tariffs with tariffs. I think that is dumb as fuck. Our population is too retarded to understand why these tariffs are coming. I remember when Trump got voted out, our limp dick PM started to shit talk Trump though out the Biden presidency over such superficial bullshit like the US's internal policy during the Trump term. He could not just let go and started to moral grand stand over Trump and his supporters.

Well Trudeau, now he is back in and has a chip on his shoulder because you were acting like a moral faggot for the past four years and he is coming for some payback. I said it before and I will say it again, our PM should bring him to the table and negotiate something that is beneficial to us and the US. But no, our ministers are calling him a convicted felon on interview, and all the other horseshit. Yea great idea, let just insult the president elect before he gets into office. That will surely help us avoid the incoming tariffs.

If I hooked up his dad to a generator, it would power the parliament buildings due to how much spinning he is doing in his grave. Fucking retarded government.
 
I keep hearing that Canada should counter the tariffs with tariffs. I think that is dumb as fuck. Our population is too retarded to understand why these tariffs are coming. I remember when Trump got voted out, our limp dick PM started to shit talk Trump though out the Biden presidency over such superficial bullshit like the US's internal policy during the Trump term. He could not just let go and started to moral grand stand over Trump and his supporters.
It is dumb as fuck, the vast majority of our production goes to the US. Due to the dollar, we don't import a lot because it's expensive, the entire economy is built around it. It is also due to how our economy is set up, not much cheaper to build things in Canada vs the US. With taxes, power, various unions, and regulatory issues. Canada eats up the difference vs the American dollar. Now Trump is fucking with him, and he has nothing. What does Canada bring to the table? A smug sense of self satisfaction? How can we retaliate? No more McCains fries? No more Crown Royal and various ass tasting whiskies?

Like he had to know this was coming eventually and yet no one made any plans.
 
Stock up on Mr Noodles and cans of tuna.

For me I like to go with the bulk packs of Buldak. The Spice makes the meal last longer.
If you have a gook market near you
Unironically this. This is for everyone in this thread but Asian grocery stores are your friend in this economy. They have fresh produce way cheaper than literally any main supermarket. I accidentally spent $5 on 3 tomatos at freshco because I was in a rush.
 
Your chances of getting anyone elected for a municipal position is obviously a lot greater than achieving any success in the uniparty duopoly of the federal and provincial levels.

But there's still a huge hurdle to overcome at the municipal level in that there's still a huge incumbent advantage.
I was speaking off-the-cuff; what I mean by municipal level is not just City Hall, but all city-level orgs.

Unions, yacht clubs, HOAs, school boards, whatever.

And that you go in not as some secret agent hoping to turn that institution inside-out (it's own procedures will stump you every step of the way) - but as a representative for Your Party, which espouses certain values, and only ever wants to trend things a certain way.

Basically the Tea Party 2.0. They had a lot of success before fading away. Though in this case, I'm suggesting an actual organization, and not just a movement. Something with stamina and leadership, that can be donated to.
 
Canadian politicians are just completely retarded. Honestly, I wouldn't mind a fucking military coup right now and replace all premiers with governors and establish super right wing dictatorship. This country is fucked completely.

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Lmao you can't do that shit. You can't just cut off energy export like that.
 
This is for everyone in this thread but Asian grocery stores are your friend in this economy. They have fresh produce way cheaper than literally any main supermarket. I accidentally spent $5 on 3 tomatos at freshco because I was in a rush.

Except T&T, which is not your friend but another thing owned by the evil Galen Weston.

If they cost $5 at FreshCo, one of the cheapest grocery chains, I shudder to think what they'd cost at Roblaws.
 
Canadian politicians are just completely retarded. Honestly, I wouldn't mind a fucking military coup right now and replace all premiers with governors and establish super right wing dictatorship. This country is fucked completely.

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Lmao you can't do that shit. You can't just cut off energy export like that.
I hate the fat retard Doug Ford so much.
 
It's frankly astonishing how far Canada has declined compared to 15 years ago. Still, if the US annexes Canada I can look forward to unlimited mars bars and Tim Hortons.

On a different note, I remember being told by a history professor that Pierre Trudeau used to like wearing an SS uniform. Apparently he was into motorcycle gangs when he was young.
 
Axe the Carbon tax and rebates --> Rebates are gone but prices will stay the same enriching (((Shareholders)))
My confidence in either of these parties couldn't get lower. I dont even think he is going to do that. The situation in Canada is so grim the CPC believe they can't fix it without every tax dollar they can get their hands on. They are probably planning a taxation sleight of hand.
I think they'll complicate the tax, breaking it up into several schemes. They'll lower and rebrand the carbon tax. They will call it the "Canada First Plan" or some shit, and say that they plan to get rid of it in phases (which will never come). Maybe they'll pin some of the shortfall on to the existing GST/HST, so that when they're inevitably accused of creating a new tax, they can claim that they're just adjusting the current system. The total amount taxed will remain about the same.
At this point I'm convinced Boy King Justin's trying to break everything so he can make some sort of comeback in 2029.
Liberals do this every election cycle, its been going on as long as I've been alive. When it is clear they are on the way out, they manufacture a time bomb that's impossible to fix in 4 years. Then the Libs use that failure of the Conservatives, in fixing an impossible situation, to campaign against them.
For me I like to go with the bulk packs of Buldak. The Spice makes the meal last longer.
I'm on board with Buldak, the 2X spicy is straight torture, They had a 5X spicy special edition that was so hot, just smelling it made me cough. But Indomie Mi Goreng BBQ Chicken is best ramen
 
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Fall update has been delayed until Monday. Government trying to cut HST off some items and give everyone $250 to spur spending. Rumors of tension between Freeland and Trudeau. Bank of Canada cutting rates by another 0.5%. They are outright telling us the Canadian economy is absolutely fucking cooked. It's over, boys. Stock up on Mr Noodles and cans of tuna.
Whelp, I take it back. Looks like I'm eating steak tonight because when the government of Newfoundland comes into money, it spends like a drunken sailor.
 
Canadian politicians are just completely retarded. Honestly, I wouldn't mind a fucking military coup right now and replace all premiers with governors and establish super right wing dictatorship. This country is fucked completely.

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Lmao you can't do that shit. You can't just cut off energy export like that.
The thing is the Canadian military leadership is probably more incompetent than Trudeau’s cabinet. With most of them being career bootlickers and DEI promoters.
It's frankly astonishing how far Canada has declined compared to 15 years ago. Still, if the US annexes Canada I can look forward to unlimited mars bars and Tim Hortons.

On a different note, I remember being told by a history professor that Pierre Trudeau used to like wearing an SS uniform. Apparently he was into motorcycle gangs when he was young.
Trust me friend you don’t want current day Tim Hortons. Also whenever I cross the border it’s so nice when you see White teenagers working at fast food locations instead of infinite brown slaves.
I can't believe he is still the best option in Ontario politics. That's how bad this shit is.
There was Derek Sloan but he was about as relevant as Maxime Bernier currently is (not relevant at all)
 
I can't believe he is still the best option in Ontario politics. That's how bad this shit is.

I wish the two COVID-skeptic right-wing Ontario provincial parties got more support in 2022.

But much like Bernier & the PPC, they are a little more than a figurehead and a shell with a colour palette.

The New Blue Party seemed to be the best organized. But their leader Jim Karahalios, husband of former Doug Ford MPP Belinda Karahalios who got thrown out of the PC Party & Queen's Park for refusing vaccine passports or COVID testing, is VERY unlikable.

He also showed up as the lawyer for literal faggot fed BJ Dichter at the inquiry into the convoy and the Emergencies Act, which was very sus.

The Ontario Party seems even worse in terms of infrastructure. I don't mind Derek Sloan, but he seems to be using its banner as a vanity project like Max.

Tom Marazzo, a spokesperson from the convoy, ran for them in Peterborough in 2022 and get his shit pushed in just like Viva Frei and the PPC federally in 2021 in Montreal.

I actually went to an Ontario Party event during the 2022 campaign, but it was such a shitshow that I turned around and left within minutes.
 
I wish the two COVID-skeptic right-wing Ontario provincial parties got more support in 2022.

But much like Bernier & the PPC, they are a little more than a figurehead and a shell with a colour palette.

The New Blue Party seemed to be the best organized. But their leader Jim Karahalios, husband of former Doug Ford MPP Belinda Karahalios who got thrown out of the PC Party & Queen's Park for refusing vaccine passports or COVID testing, is VERY unlikable.

He also showed up as the lawyer for literal faggot fed BJ Dichter at the inquiry into the convoy and the Emergencies Act, which was very sus.

The Ontario Party seems even worse in terms of infrastructure. I don't mind Derek Sloan, but he seems to be using its banner as a vanity project like Max.

Tom Marazzo, a spokesperson from the convoy, ran for them in Peterborough in 2022 and get his shit pushed in just like Viva Frei and the PPC federally in 2021 in Montreal.

I actually went to an Ontario Party event during the 2022 campaign, but it was such a shitshow that I turned around and left within minutes.
Canada is in such a shitshow politically. There is no one lifting their weight here. No one is "patriotic" enough to do heavy lifting. Everyone is grifting and stealing as much as they can from the government. It's fucking over. This is what happens when a country asks, "what does it mean to be a Canadian" for the last fucking two decade.

Other premiers are calling Doug a retard.
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