can you teach a parrot magic spells?

[Cats]

Since parrots can mimic human speech, if you taught them to say the words of a magic spell, would the magic work?

 

[Dysnomia]

Wouldn't that be more like having a familiar? Say you're a high ranking wizard and you're just too important to cast low level spells. You teach your parrot to do it. That's what minions are for. Dirty work.

 

[Cats]

I'm not trying to teach my parrot to kill anybody, or anything like that. I'm just saying.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Yes. Off the top of my head, there's one they can quickly learn that can clear a crowded building in seconds. It goes like

ALLAH AKBAR!!! ALLAH AKBAR!!!

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

But wouldn't the parrot need its own wand/staff/other-magic-casting-instrument?

 

[MrTroll]

You can teach a parrot to misgender, which is almost as cool as magic spells.

 

[Just A Butt]

teach me magic instead i want to make my neighbor forever fart

 

[NigKid]

No, but you can teach him nigger. Which is as close to a magic spell as you'll come. It's a summoning spell though so do be careful

 

[OfficerBagget]

Teaching your parrot magic spells is a slippery slope. Next thing you'll know it'll start collecting tarot decks and shoving crystals up its ass.

 

[sasazuka]

You can't teach a parrot magic spells because parrots don't really exist. They're only fantasy creatures like reindeer.

 

[Cats]

Teaching your parrot magic spells is a slippery slope. Next thing you'll know it'll start collecting tarot decks and shoving crystals up its ass.

I don't like those, they're dark sided. Gargoyles, slykicks. Everything, dark sided. Suns and moons and tarrit cards. In Jesus' name I pray.

 

[Gaymead]

Kraut, are people being mean to you on Twitter again? You just khaun’t just have your pet parrot Avada Kedavra Allahu Akbar anyone and everyone who displeases you.

 

[Cats]

I specifically stated I wasn't trying to teach my pet bird to do such a horrible thing please read my posts before you accuse me of doing illegal Acts I promise I am not trying to make my bird a warlock. This is untrue. It is an errant lie.