Can you talk like a scene kid?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Like omg I lurve u soooo much <3 Let's, like, glomp. It'll be epic.

 

[Gravemind]

I'm going to kill you and then myself.

 

[KittyGremlin]

I'm going to kill you and then myself.

I'll kill you both and then not kill myself so that I can warn others

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

Fuck that, I'm going in the k-hole.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I'm going to kill you and then myself.

That would be the sex. <3

 

[neurotardvirgin]

never

 

[vomitusdeux]

omgzzzz >:3 *glomps u* omggzzzz dat was so randumm lulz waffuls! </3

 

[JethroTullamore]

I don’t know what a scene kid is.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Life is pain. A never ending series of bloody violent thorns, assaulting me, my skin, raping me, tearing at the black pit of my soul.

So do you guys wanna go crash the mall?

 

[Gravemind]

I'll kill you both and then not kill myself so that I can warn others

It's too late, you're already tainted.

I don’t know what a scene kid is.

I don't get it either. It seems like the retarded, sin-against-nature offspring of an emo and weeb.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Life is pain. A never ending series of bloody violent thorns, assaulting me, my skin, raping me, tearing at the black pit of my soul.

So do you guys wanna go crash the mall?

Damn girl, we could make the sexxest screamo outta that. RAWR Yes, scene was cancer. Most of the music sucked, too.

 

[Shidoen]

How can I with some 20 year olds dick in my mouth?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Do scene kids say nigger?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Do scene kids say nigger?

Yes, actually. They also liked combining rap with screamo. It went as well as you'd expect.

 

[A Gay Retard]

very topical

 

[Pissmaster]

*holds up spork* gosh i sure like invader zim or some shit

 

[Yamamura]

I don’t know what a scene kid is.

They're the opposite of an unseen kid.

 

[Jason Wynn]

“Waaaa!!! So leik my STUPID mom grounded me for not eating my vegetables! I’m so gonna cut myself now because nobody knows this kind of pain but meeeee!!! Hope she’ll be happy when I’m on the other side and nobody can hurt me ever again!!!”

Oh my mistake, I think I confused them with emos. Same thing really.

 

[DankSmoker]

Sorry to burst you bubble but they are all married and morbidly obese now.