can you solve this puzzle??????????????????

[SentinentCloud]

you have one defenseless pooner, one chud and a bag of doritos and you also have a boat that you need to cross the river but you can onlky take one thing at the time

if you leave the pooner and the chud alone the chud will bang the pooner resulting in death if you leave the pooner alone with the doritos she will eat the bag and you will have no doritos and die of stravation

how do you carry all three to the other side

 

[Screamer_2]

Aren't I crossing the river to escape from the pooner and the chud?

 

[SentinentCloud]

Aren't I crossing the river to escape from the pooner and the chud?

why would you

 

[LurkTrawl]

Aren't I crossing the river to escape from the pooner and the chud?

Clearly you're the cuck watching them fuck, you just need to cross the river with them and still have your doritos intact.

The actual answer is to not answer so you're not the cuck in the story. That's the puzzle.

 

[Screamer_2]

Clearly you're the cuck watching them fuck, you just need to cross the river with them and still have your doritos intact.

The actual answer is to not answer so you're not the cuck in the story. That's the puzzle.

That makes no sense. I am escaping, always looking forward and not back.

I think you're projecting what you'd be doing.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

3

 

[LurkTrawl]

That makes no sense. I am escaping, always looking forward and not back.

I think you're projecting what you'd be doing.

Hey man I didn't make you answer the question.

If I had posted first I'd have warned you but you just had to get here in a hurry. The upside is that it's fiction.

 

[Screamer_2]

Hey man I didn't make you answer the question.

If I had posted first I'd have warned you but you just had to get here in a hurry. The upside is that it's fiction.

You're somewhere with a chud and a pooner. The only answer is get the fuck out of there. You disagree, that's on you.

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Just take the doritos and let the pooner fend for herself.

Spoiler: "Real" answer

Take pooner, leave on other side.
Take Chud, bring pooner back.
Take doritos, leave on other side with Chud
Take pooner, you're done.

 

[PonderosaPete]

Yeah, I'm kinda a huge genius, so I decided to spare some IQ to complete your simple question. The answer is six.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

my answer was 3, that must mean you are twice as smart as i am

 

[Iron Jaguar]

The answer is 42.

 

[Moths]

Why doesnt the chud want to eat the doritos?

 

[Lurker Child]

Notate: Y for (you). P for Pooner. C for Chud. D for Doritos. Read ( _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ ) as an 8-tuple with the dash marking the river and either quadruple giving the contents of the respective side.

The premise gives that _ _ PC or _ _ PD or _ PDC on either side are fail states. The initial state is ( _ _ _ _ / YPCD ). Proceed as so:

1. Y escorts P to the other side. ( _ _ YP / _ _ CD )
2. Y returns. ( _ _ _ P / _ YCD )
3. Y teaches the Chud how to operate the boat. Chud is a man so he can follow boating instructions. Furthermore, the pooner pussy promise prompts perseverance in him.
4. Y takes D to the other side. ( _ YPD / _ _ _ C )
5. C crosses the river himself. ( YPDC / _ _ _ _ )

The only way to avoid fail state is by the Chud learning to be a man and save himself. Poetic really.

 

[DankSmoker]

I take the doritos first to ensure their safety, then the dead pooner, so she will not eat them, then the chud. Then I kill him with a rock so I don't have to share.

 

[gorgoroth7134]

Why doesnt the chud want to eat the doritos?

Hes on a cut rn

 

[SentinentCloud]

Why doesnt the chud want to eat the doritos?

doritos screws your mewing schedule