Can you share some poetry?

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When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shap'd at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next design'd;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Fill'd it with vice, and call'd the thing a Nigger.
 
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Oh, the whale is free of the boundless sea,
He lives for a thousand years;
He sinks to rest on the billow’s breast,
Nor the roughest tempest tears.

The howling blast as it hurries past,
Is music to lull him to sleep ;
And he scatters the spray in his boisterous play,
As he dashes the King of the deep.

Oh, the rare old whale, 'mid storm and gale,
In his ocean home will be;
A giant in might, where might is right,
And king of the boundless sea...
 
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There once was a man called Vaush,
Who dreamt of fondling a horse,
So he took to the stable,
From where he was able,
To diddle its dong of course, of course.

Note: Vaush won't rhyme with horse if you're American

There once was a man called Ben,
Whose sister appeared now and then,
Her Kosher cans,
Stole his fans,
The wife's a doctor but sis is a ten.

My name's Jordan, Jordan P,
Academia had neutered me,
I pretend to be brave,
But always behave,
So I can stay on the grift train eternally.

My name's Sargon, Of Akkad,
Sensible centrist, boomer dad,
Should rape be reviled?,
It depends on the child,
But raping Jess Phillips would be bad.
 
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In the forests deep and wild, Roamed a creature with a smile so mild, With fur that glimmered in the sun, And eyes that shone like polished gun.

He was a gay furry, proud and true, With a heart that beat for love anew, His paws danced in the moonlit night, As he searched for his mate with all his might.

His fur was rainbow, bright and bold, His spirit fierce, never to be controlled, For he knew his love was pure and real, And nothing could ever make him conceal.

The world may judge him for who he is, But he stands tall, unapologetic in his bliss, For his love is like a shining star, Guiding him always, near and far.

So let us celebrate this furry's pride, For he is who he is, never to hide, And his love shall always be pure and free, For he is a gay furry, wild and carefree.
 
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Catler said:
In the forests deep and wild, Roamed a creature with a smile so mild, With fur that glimmered in the sun, And eyes that shone like polished gun.

He was a gay furry, proud and true, With a heart that beat for love anew, His paws danced in the moonlit night, As he searched for his mate with all his might.

His fur was rainbow, bright and bold, His spirit fierce, never to be controlled, For he knew his love was pure and real, And nothing could ever make him conceal.

The world may judge him for who he is, But he stands tall, unapologetic in his bliss, For his love is like a shining star, Guiding him always, near and far.

So let us celebrate this furry's pride, For he is who he is, never to hide, And his love shall always be pure and free, For he is a gay furry, wild and carefree.
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I’ve seen some gay ass shit, but this, this is by far the gayest thing I have ever seen.
 
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Did I already do the pig fair one? Of course I did, it's the only one I know.

Ok ok, I've got one from my hedge trimming days, and maybe a couple on the spot ones after.

(This is a cadence)
My girl's a vegetable,
She lives in a hospitable,
And I would do anything,
To keep her alive.

She's got her own TV,
It's called an EKG,
And I would do anything,
To keep her alive.

Sometimes I pull a joke,
Unplug the chord and watch her choke,
And I would do anything,
To keep her alive.

(Next)
Hickory dickory dock,
I shot up a school with my Glock.
The cops came in,
And even they couldn't pretend.
When they shot me dead,
All gathered round and said,
"This man ain't got no cock!"

(Next)
There once was a user named @mister meaner,
He proclaimed he was not afraid to use his weiner.
But one day his mind deranged,
His genitals he rearranged.
And now he's just, Jizz Cleaner.
 
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