Can you make a typhoon with Mountain Dew? - It's raining Mountain Dew

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Alex Hogendorp

Pedophile Lolcow
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Is it possible if we all or the sun boils Mountain Dew that it can make storms with Mountain Dew?
 
Nah. Pretty damn sure you'll just end up with regular rain, and Mountain Dewy burnt sludge all over whatever you were boiling it in. If you were careful to not burn it, you could probably sell off that sludgy residue as some sort of energy gel to "gamers" or "runners".
 
Hm, that's a pretty fat thought.

I don't think it would be possible because only fat people handle mountain dew, and that sounds like way too much work for a fat person to undergo without eventually drinking all the Mountain Dew, thereby processing it into brine, further adipose tissue, sadness, and diabetes.
 
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