Can you lick my armpit?

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No, even though its so sweaty and juicy and lickable, I will not lick it, despite how much it calls to me, the moisture, its intoxicating, I know I shouldnt, but its right there just asking for it, how can one resist? *insert 75 cents to continue this call*
 
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Are you asking if I can or I will*?
Can would depend on how tall you are and will is a no.
*back in the day this would have earned you a ruler across the knuckles at school and a barked explanation of the can/will/shall difference to copy out twenty times
 
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Otterly said:
Are you asking if I can or I will*?
Can would depend on how tall you are and will is a no.
*back in the day this would have earned you a ruler across the knuckles at school and a barked explanation of the can/will/shall difference to copy out twenty times
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Wrong, he's talking about a can like a soda can. Now it is you who will face the ruler on your can.
 
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Only if you don't use deodorant. The aluminum in deodorant causes autism and I don't want that to get in my mouth.
 
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