Can you hold this for me?

[SandyCat]

Thanks

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

why is it slimy? why does it smell like salt?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I hold your cock with an ecstatic gleam on my shiny lips and my eyebrows raised in uncertainty.

I glance quickly at your penile hole and discover chunks of amoebas stuck to the inside of your urethra. My eyes retreat violently and I stare forward, clinching my free hand subtly.

 

[Day Drinking]

*nods and continues to stare at the telly

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

it isnt another fury cock disguised as a sandwich is it?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

A pleasant odor emerges from the folds of your testicular wrinkles. I inhale and exhale rapidly, obtaining a maximum high from the scent. My jaw relaxes and strings of saliva rain down from the roof of my mouth down to my tongue.

 

[SandyCat]

You know what on second thought I changed my mind

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

You know what on second thought I changed my mind

I grab your cock and throw it to the pigs.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Why does it taste really like shit? It is so stinky, man.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Is... is this thing alive?

 

[JethroTullamore]

I hold your cock with an ecstatic gleam on my shiny lips and my eyebrows raised in uncertainty.

I glance quickly at your penile hole and discover chunks of amoebas stuck to the inside of your urethra. My eyes retreat violently and I stare forward, clinching my free hand subtly.

You forgot the *****. You can’t RP without the ****.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

You forgot the *****. You can’t RP without the ****.

*brings back slavery*

 

[JethroTullamore]

*brings back slavery*

See, there you go, now you’re getting it.
You just need to be a little more descriptive, is it still black people only enslaved or are we talking a different race?
Either way, I’m interested in a purchase.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Sorry, no, I don't do this anymore, the cops never believe I actually am holding it for someone else.

 

[Jason Wynn]

What do I look like, some kind of cheap whore?

You want a handjob you better give me some of that sandwich first.

 

[DankSmoker]

My hands are full, set it on the end table.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]