Can you get me some water

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Scarlett Johansson said:
Get your dumb ass out of bed and get it yourself. It's one of those high tech fridges you should be fine. You can even change the ice form. And then get your crackhead ass into some rehab I ain't got time for this bullshite
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But my cat fell asleep on me and she's one of those half feral cats that will absolutely destroy me if I try to move her while shes sleeping
 
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I'm calling the vet and then the police I can't have a lazy girl in my house nor do I want one with a ruined face. Did you see that girl who got mauled nearly to death by dogs (?) in 2021?

(Do not google her in all seriousness)
 
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Oh ho ho what sort of pleb doesn't have a 1000 piece+ Rube Goldberg machine to deliver themselves food and beverage to there sleeping quarters.
 
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Drink from the stream oh dehydrated one
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Funny thing this is the first thing I see after I literally woke up and got a glass of ice cold refreshing water. You know they make water fountains for pets. As a furry, you should consider keeping one by the bed.
 
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