Can you create a better dildo?

[Gorgar]

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[Shamefur Dispray]

I don't think duct tape and screws make for a body safe product, so nah

 

[Shidoen]

I will not simply create, I will forge one.

 

[Rogue AI]

Everything is a dildo if you're creative enough.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

This sounds like a question for Rekeita.

 

[JethroTullamore]

Bad dragon already makes the perfect dildo.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

I have some ideas, such as adding a tiny drawer where you can put beef jerky and have it warm up by the body temp.
Maybe some wrestler-themed decals, too... I have one in mind.
(Original idea do not steal, completely unrelated to the shoes I swear)

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Maybe? I think women and faggots probably design the best dildos, but I could probably take a fair crack at it.

 

[AbduluCthuluZulu]

I have some ideas, such as adding a tiny drawer where you can put beef jerky and have it warm up by the body temp.
Maybe some wrestler-themed decals, too... I have one in mind.
(Original idea do not steal, completely unrelated to the shoes I swear)

I suppose that's one way to snap into a slim jim.