Can we write better Christmas songs?

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Kiwifarms could effectively write a Christmas song. One lyric at a time per person, take the lyrics sheet over to Fiverr, pay some mad lad who doesn't mind being nuked off the platform $50 to sing it and there ya go
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Probably not. Don't let it stop you from trying though.

I mostly like choral Christmas music in the form of traditional hymns, and have a few classic pop and jazz favorites. The rest is either obnoxious or gets obnoxious quickly.
 
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I think Christmas music is doomed to be a little cheesy and lame, it's very dated.

If I get in the mood for the music though, I listen to this album.
 
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Traditional hymns are usually the best and have the most staying power- they're the ones written with genuine appreciation for what the holiday is supposed to be about. 30's-50's jazz/crooner standards are decent. Since then the good ones are few and far between for me.

Most Christmas songs are just rehashes or generic pop fluff with the addition of a Christmas theme.
 
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Going to third on the hymns. Same with the 30's-50's classics. I have a sweet spot for the songs from Rankin/Bass movies, but they're hardly worth writing home about.
I ended up hearing this one while being dragged through Bath and Bodyworks yesterday and never wished I had earbuds in public more.
 
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We wish you a tranny Christmas
We wish you a tranny Christmas
We wish you a tranny Christmas
And a happy new queer

Christmas music is for niggerfaggots
 
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And of course:

 
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