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My shoe size is 8.5.
Shanon works as a lawnmower.
Nepal has Mountain Everest, the largest mountain on Earth.
IKEA is my favorite store.
 
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My shoe size is 8.5, just like my hero Keanu Reeves
AITA if my friend Shanon (38F) works (I hate work) as a lawnmower
LPT: Nepal has Mountain Everest, the largest mountain on earth next to Big Chungus
IKEA is my favorite store and Donald Trump is the worst president ever.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
 
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NotJewishWario said:
My shoe size is 8.5, just like my hero Keanu Reeves
AITA if my friend Shanon (38F) works (I hate work) as a lawnmower
LPT: Nepal has Mountain Everest, the largest mountain on earth next to Big Chungus
IKEA is my favorite store and Donald Trump is the worst president ever.

EDIT: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
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Now redditify my posts:

The jews control the media, the banking industry, and the government
White people are superior to blacks
Videogames and anime are for soyboy fucking pussies
Every country which currently exists should be a territory of the United States
 
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PipTheAlchemist said:
Now redditify my posts:

The jews control the media, the banking industry, and the government
White people are superior to blacks
Videogames and anime are for soyboy fucking pussies
Every country which currently exists should be a territory of the United States
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Yikes friendo, criticising the media, banks and government is heckin antisemitic 100
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Touch grass (more of a twitter thing, but this one was difficult)
It's an American website, so why don't you make your own reddit or stop being so toxic
 
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PipTheAlchemist said:
Now redditify my posts:

The jews control the media, the banking industry, and the government
White people are superior to blacks
Videogames and anime are for soyboy fucking pussies
Every country which currently exists should be a territory of the United States
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The Holocaust was awful, but not as bad as January 6th.
Black Lives Matter and fuck white supremacy
Videogames - like The Last of Us 2 - are high works of art and I'm not a pedo for liking lolicon
Bernie Sanders says The United States should be more like Denmark and Sweden
 
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PipTheAlchemist said:
Now redditify my posts:

The jews control the media, the banking industry, and the government
White people are superior to blacks
Videogames and anime are for soyboy fucking pussies
Every country which currently exists should be a territory of the United States
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The whites control the media, the banking industry, and the government
Black people are superior to whites (whites are evil)
Videogames and anime are wholesum 100 Keanu chungus reeves!
I HATE THE US! No free healthcare, and Europe is better.

Edit: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger!!!!!!
 
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Try these:

My younger sister is an economist for Bank of America.
I enjoy playing fetch with my dog in the park.
This Sunday, I'm going to watch the Seahawks game on TV.
My best friends and I are taking a road trip along Route 66.
 
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My younger sister is an economist for Bank of America, and she says we need universal healthcare to stop inflation.

I enjoy playing fetch with my dog in the park. Its hard though, because sometimes I wish I could be one of the dogs without any worry or frustration.

This Sunday, I'm going to watch the Seahawks game on TV. Mainly because my dad thinks it will tough me up or something. He also won't use my pronouns. I've told him before he has to respect my non-binary identity if we are to spend quality time together.


My best friends and I are taking a road trip along Route 66. We are going to do it in his Tesla. We'll be sure to pack some snacks. Maybe 1 water bottle. I am sure there are charging stations along it.
 
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My baby sister keeps getting angry because she says I stretched all of her shoes out. As a trans ally, she understands she’s obligated to let me wear her shoes because we’re the same size. I wear an 8.5 like she does, size 13.5 mens converts to 8.5 womens and anyone who says otherwise should be curb stomped like a TERF.

Shanon works as a lawnmower and comes home exhausted and dripping in sweat and filth, but I should get paid the same as him for being a NEET. Poor people deserve nice things too.

Nepal isn’t just the home of Mount Everest, the world’s largest mountain. It’s also a white supremacist stronghold. 69% of people reaching the summit identify as white. Mount Everest needs more BIPOC amputee transqueer neurodivergent sex worker representation NOW.

My favorite store is IKEA. Their Gates Foundation Insect Meal X Caliphate of Sweden Meatballs are hecking fantastic.
 
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Fetish Roulette said:
Try these:

My younger sister is an economist for Bank of America.
I enjoy playing fetch with my dog in the park.
This Sunday, I'm going to watch the Seahawks game on TV.
My best friends and I are taking a road trip along Route 66.
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My younger sister is a fascist.
I enjoy playing fetch with my heckin pupperino at the park!
This Sunday, I’m going to watch Rick and Morty on TV.
Friends?
 
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mindlessobserver said:
My younger sister is an economist for Bank of America, and she says we need universal healthcare to stop inflation.

I enjoy playing fetch with my dog in the park. Its hard though, because sometimes I wish I could be one of the dogs without any worry or frustration.

This Sunday, I'm going to watch the Seahawks game on TV. Mainly because my dad thinks it will tough me up or something. He also won't use my pronouns. I've told him before he has to respect my non-binary identity if we are to spend quality time together.


My best friends and I are taking a road trip along Route 66. We are going to do it in his Tesla. We'll be sure to pack some snacks. Maybe 1 water bottle. I am sure there are charging stations along it.
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This is weak

Watch:

My younger sister, who I accidentally got preggers at a furry party (#loveislove, can't even abort that little r/crotch_goblin now thanks to that chud, Clarence Thomas, who I encourage all our witchy sisters to hex), is an economics major with 5 Ph.D.s, and an intern for Bank of America (she works as the barrista in the main lobby, but she promises me she'll get promoted soon), and she says we need to pay $6 gorillion in reparations to gay people for what we c*ssies did to Harvey Weinstein Milk to stop inflation (which doesn't exist, btw, fact check it yourself sweaty).

I enjoy taking my little furbaby on walkies (don't kinkshame) in the park. Its easy and it's fun, and it's waayy more fulfilling than raising that little shit-for-brains clump of cells that my sister shat out, although, it can be difficult when my PTSD kicks up and I feel the urge to double over and cry very gently. I talked about this with my psychologist, but she told me to be accepting of my sister's sexuality and her very valid desire to have sex with fido. Sometimes, I get jealous of the way my sister looks at my little furbaby, and I wish I could be one of the pooches without hesitation.

This Sunday, instead of going to Church, I'm going to watch the Seahawks game on TV (fuck reLIEgion and all the poor indians they killed in concentration schools). Mainly because my dad thinks it will tough me up or something (I don't care about his chud activities, hopefully Colin Kaepernick will save the day by kneeling again, and I can use it as a segue to explain CRT to my dad). He also won't use my pronouns. I've told him before he has to respect my nekogender identity if we are to spend quality time together.

My best friends and I are taking a road trip along Route 66. We are going to do it in his Tesla. I am really anxious about leaving the big city, but hopefully we'll run into some enlightened native american bros and learn their ways. I really hope we don't drive into MAGA country though, I hate hicks (oof). We'll be sure to pack some gluten-free snacks and lactose-free soylent. Maybe 1 water bottle. I am sure there are charging stations along it.
 
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