Can vampires get drunk? - Serious answers only

[Lady Adjani]

Straight up drinking, no bloodsucking

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

it depends on the vampire, doesn't it

 

[Syzyg]

If a vampire drinks from an addict they get their buzz. So if Dracula took a drink from Nick, he'd be feeling that hangover for weeks.

 

[eatler]

Probably, I’m not a vampire as far as you know so I can only speculate.

 

[Miriam Margoyles]

If a vampire drinks from an addict they get their buzz. So if Dracula took a drink from Nick, he'd be feeling that hangover for weeks.

In Interview With The Vampire, Claudia effectively 'spikes Lestat's drink' by tricking him into drinking the blood of two boys who she's killed with an overdose of laudanum, by telling him that they're drunk and unconscious.

 

[Not a bee]

Probably, I’m not a vampire as far as you know so I can only speculate.

Are you a vampire

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Vampires can get drunk but they don't. The secret step in Alcoholics Anonymous is to become an undead creature of the night.

 

[OrionBalls]

Vampires can become inebriated by the blood that they inbibe. So sayeth White Wolf. They can also have sex. They need to spend blood to get hard, though

 

[AgendaPoster]

Absolutely.
It needs to be the blood of a hot virgin female.
There are multiple replicable scientific studies on the very issue.

 

[draggs]

They're creatures of Satan so it'd be pretty weird if they couldn't get crunk'd

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

yeah ymmv for vampire lore but usually chugging the bottle won't work, but drunk blood might get you crunk

 

[Suburban Bastard]

I assume yes, otherwise, what's the point of immortality.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Probably, I’m not a vampire as far as you know so I can only speculate.

All Macellarius are invited into the blood because they demonstrate an unswerving commitment to fulfilling their abnormal hungers. The vampires of this lineage begin to grow larger upon inclusion into the bloodline. Their flesh swells and distends as the dead fat within the body multiplies painfully. The vampire, over the course of three nights, gains an additional 100 to 150 pounds upon her frame. With each passing year, they become even more obese.

 

[DankSmoker]

They get a placebo drunk by putting blood into wine glasses, much like children that steal cocktail mixers.