Can Jesus be miracle whipped?

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Holy Communion Cocktail

Glass: Champagne Flute

Ingredients:
  • Angostura Bitters
  • 1 Sugar Cube
  • 1 Sprig of Thyme
  • 40 mL of Pedro Ximenez Vinos Dulces Naturales
  • Miracle Whip
  • Unleavened Bread Disk
  • Pomegranate Seeds

Directions:
  1. Soak sugar cube with Angostura bitters in a mixing glass
  2. Add thyme to glass and muddle with sugar
  3. Transfer thyme-sugar mixture to future and spread around the inside sides of glass with a mixing spoon
  4. Pour His Blood in the flute
  5. Top with Miracle Whip
  6. Cut a slit in His Body and hang it on edge of flute
  7. Garnish with pomegranate seeds
 
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DankSmoker said:
I'm sure jesus would eat ambrosia.
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What does that say about His divinity?
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