Can I touch your balls? - ?

[Finger Pistols]

Can I?

 

[OrionBalls]

No, thank you.

 

[Not a bee]

Well, since you asked nicely

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Sure!

 

[Lokenstien]

I would but you keep throwing them over the fence and then I have to climb down the ditch to get them.

 

[Grub]

No way. I'm not falling for that again. Not after last time.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

Sure, but they're sticky.

 

[eatler]

Buy your own! They’re only 50 cents, these also bounce super high so that means they were made well.

 

[dick brain]

Buy me dinner first goddamn.

 

[Huh what?]

Only if I can put my balls in your jaws.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Probably not, what with the internet and all.

 

[Lady Bizness]

You're going to have to climb up onto the school roof next to the basketball court to get at my balls, but I think being that close to a school violates your parole.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Nah dude, I’ve seen your hands. Would be like rubbing sandpaper on them.

Moisturize them and we’ll talk.

 

[Thumb Dumpster]

I have cubes which you're welcome to

 

[hl2_linux]

No.

 

[neurotardvirgin]

Boil 'em. Mash 'em. Stick 'em in a stew.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Yes you can.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

tongue? yes
foot?no

 

[Finger Pistols]

No, thank you.

Aww man. I really wanted to know what Orion Balls feel like.

Well, since you asked nicely

Thanks!

I would but you keep throwing them over the fence and then I have to climb down the ditch to get them.

I'll climb down the ditch this time don't worry.

No way. I'm not falling for that again. Not after last time.

I already told you that I am sorry for crushing them

Moisturize them and we’ll talk.

I will.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

No. Last time you played ping pong with them and you dented them. Now my children are all autistic.