Can I steal the coffee machine from work?

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

The coffee is pretty good and I'm tired of paying for it.

 

[Pure Soap]

With a hi-vis vest and a clipboard, you can steal anything

 

[Haloperidol]

Get a better job that doesn’t charge you for coffee wtf

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Get a better job that doesn’t charge you for coffee wtf

It's not from my office.

 

[Moths]

It's not from my office.

Invoke salvage rights as that machine is obviously abandoned plugged into that outlet

 

[Haloperidol]

It's not from my office.

In that case, pose as maintenance, walk right out, don’t look back.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

The government doesn't want you to know this but the break room coffee machine is free. I have 4000 of them.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

With a hi-vis vest and a clipboard, you can steal anything

10/10

 

[Smokeski]

I worked at a place that had free soda, snacks, coffee and stuff. I used to hop into the office on sundays and grab like 12 sodas. I called it "Operation Niggin Sodas". Good times

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

I worked at a place that had free soda, snacks, coffee and stuff. I used to hop into the office on sundays and grab like 12 sodas. I called it "Operation Niggin Sodas". Good times

we would do that at my one of my last jobs, but we would just steal diet cokes from our receptionist and mess with her shit and blame it on the cleaning crew cuz they were contractors. because we had a monitor that could see her reaction when she came in and would flip her shit everytime.

 

[Pee Cola]

With a hi-vis vest and a clipboard, you can steal anything

This, but if the clipboard is too bulky or otherwise impractical, a lanyard will work just as well.

 

[Detective Carey]

This, but if the clipboard is too bulky or otherwise impractical, a lanyard will work just as well.

The real professional move is one of those lockbox clipboards you can hold important official paperwork in. Mine is full of GRS post surgical photo print outs.

 

[Sillyclown]

I mean you sure can, but that doesn't mean you should.

 

[peachlover669]

This, but if the clipboard is too bulky or otherwise impractical, a lanyard will work just as well.

Will my usb-lanyard containing my one and only nagatoro san (120x300 jpgxl) that I carry with me wherever I go suffice?