Can I have your corpse when you die?

[SandyCat]

I want to reenact Weekend at Bernie's

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

No.



But I fished a corpse in Haiti and you can have that one.

 

[hideandgoseekchampion]

Yes, if you take my virginity... I'm really insecure about being a virgin and would atleast like to lose it, even if I'm dead.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Are you going to sex it? I hear if you have sex after you die it's like having sex in the afterlife. Kind of like when they buried Egyptian pharos with boats and shit.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yeah, but it'll cost you. Not too much though, $10k and it's all yours.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

all of it or just my mammoth cock & bawls?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Sure, just be aware that I'll have my mortician install a bear trap-esque contraption in my butthole to prevent any funny business.
I also request that the sunglasses be designer.

 

[merry schizoid]

Yes, reenact one ice pick one lunatic.

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

No.

 

[Peristaltic Pump]

will you give me a ps3 right now in exchange? It has to be the fat 80GB model, I have a stack of PS2 games I want to try out that I got a few years ago from a friend.

 

[Sean Shemmy]

You could have it. I'm dead anyways. The worst you could do is maybe rape me or mutilate my corpse, and I'd be too dead to care about that.

 

[dick brain]

 

[Jason Wynn]

I have a stipulation: you dry out my corpse, hollow it out, fill it with candy, sew it back up and use it as a piñata. Whatever is left over is all yours

 

[eatler]

Only if you can carry it! You’re working with nearly 700 pounds of sauerkraut and brats.

 

[allthewaydowntotheballbag]

As long as you leave my rotting corpse out on a playground when you're done. I wanna traumatize some children.

 

[Dunkin DoNUT]

I'd make a good Halloween decoration ngl

 

[mister meaner]

I will outlive you

 

[gorgoroth7134]

I've already promised my corpse to someone.

 

[Cats]

my cat will likely dine upon my cadaver once I pass and so there will be nothing left bones and all. It makes me very happy that a cat will eat a man when he dies, because then the cat gets food when his owner is too dead to feed the cat any longer. If I had my way a cat would never get hungry

 

[Gender: Xenomorph]

I'm donating my corpse to the local necrophiliac association to keep the necrophiliacs from roaming the streets for 4 more days (every day matters)