Can I borrow a feeling?

[Larkin N Likin]

Could you send me a jar of love?

 

[Quijibo69]

Do you have a glove of love?

 

[winterfag]

I sleep in a big bed with my wife

 

[Smug Cat]

No, get your own

 

[Shig O'nella]

Sorry. Out of stock. Got barrels of depression, rage, and irritation, if you want those. I'll even throw in a gallon of boredom as a sweetener.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

You can have what ever the feeling my lunch is giving me right now, I don't think that bacon was right.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

I just had a mindblowing orgasm to something absolutely verboten. I'll gladly share it with you.

 

[Blouie]

Sorry I can't spare any right now, I'm running low

 

[The Luigi Player]

what's your love meter rn

 

[Sundae]

Alright, this is my last one, but you can have it since I'm trying to earn some good karma.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Sorry, I can only spare a can of "the kind of tired that sleep wont fix" and a tub of "fuck all this shit".

 

[Had]

God bless cheer up <3

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Hurting hearts need some healing. Take my hand with your glove of love.

 

[tehpope]

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]