Can I be a moderator now?

[Me and My Tiny Penis]

I have been a member of this forum for a few weeks now and I'm pretty sure I get the gist of things here. I pinky promise I will do a good job.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

You can only become a mod here, on this most heinous of anti-trans sites, like you would on an other Internet platform: cut you dick off and become a power-mad troon.

 

[The Magnificence]

Listen, new guy: The real moderator was inside you all along.

...he was the mystery meat I barbecued and served y'all last night.

 

[AgendaPoster]

I'll vote and root for you

 

[Moths]

Of course fren I hear thunderdome always has openings for people like you

 

[Nikes_JustDoIt]

You do not understand you do not get to choose the broom to sweep it up, the broom chooses you.

 

[A-Stump]

Only if you're wearing programmer socks

 

[Peanut Butter in Peril]

Are you of the female gender who is both large and in charge? If so, there might be a position for you. You'll need to message Null with your best mukbang clips and if you really want to go beyond

 

[Jason Wynn]

Blood in, blood out, new fish.

You wanna roll with Null’s inner circle? You gotta do what every other mod did to earn their Kiwi cred.

Send Null a video of you fellating a banana pepper while simultaneously shouting “you will never be a real woman!” do it and if Dear Feeder is suitably impressed he will make you part of the crew.

Godspeed

 

[KittyGremlin]

noooooooo null said it's my turn now

 

[Moths]

Every true moderator like @Useful_Mistake knows you have to go behind a Denny's with Null and let him do what he wants to get the broom

 

[SNU]

Moderators aren't real. You think null would relinquish even a fraction of power? Mods are just his sock puppets that he uses to shift the blame from his main account when he wants something gone but it might cause some heat

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Of course fren I hear thunderdome always has openings for people like you

Well, I mean, there are two fresh spaces, on the account of Absolutego resigning, and Haramburger getting fired. Not sure if Null’s hiring, though. He made a sitewide announcement last time.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Done.

 

[Unamused Bounty Hunter]

Sure thing! Just fill out the application in this Minecraft mod and it will automatically send to Null with the utmost security.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Blood in, blood out, new fish.

You wanna roll with Null’s inner circle? You gotta do what every other mod did to earn their Kiwi cred.

Send Null a video of you fellating a banana pepper while simultaneously shouting “you will never be a real woman!” do it and if Dear Feeder is suitably impressed he will make you part of the crew.

Godspeed

The hardest part was finding a banana pepper

 

[Me and My Tiny Penis]

Well, I mean, there are two fresh spaces, on the account of Absolutego resigning, and Haramburger getting fired. Not sure if Null’s hiring, though. He made a sitewide announcement last time.

Great! I can start immediately. Here's my resume:


Fingers crossed!

 

[Me and My Tiny Penis]

Someone please contact Null and ask him why the fuck I am not yet a moderator.

 

[mannic]

a video of you fellating a banana pepper while simultaneously shouting “you will never be a real woman!” do it

You laugh but Null will unironically do this.

 

[theshitposter]

remove my thread bans when you become one