Can any user here adopt and feed me please?

[Pruto]

also no sex, I'm not asking for that kind of deal

 

[Boldizar]

I'll feed you my sticky juice
Come to India baby

 

[stares at error messages]

Cute. No. Ace Vantura's dog is dead not sleeping.

 

[Briggs & Stratton]

No! Fuck off and die loser.

 

[Shamefuru Disprayu]

What do you eat?

 

[Rozzy]

What do you eat?

I think he eats Cheetos.

 

[Nickel Silver]

He who will not work, shall not eat.

 

[spacko]

 

[Raven of the Burning God]

Are you a hot chick?

 

[Dysnomia]

I have a bag of gummy bears that I only ate a few gummy bears out of. You can have some.

 

[Hamstirer]

I'll mail you a hot pocket for $20.

 

[OrionBalls]

Yeah. I'm a sucker for hard cases.

 

[Pruto]

What do you eat?

Anything really, don't need too much either

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Can you pick cotton?

 

[Pruto]

Can you pick cotton?

Yes but I'm not black and I'm a lazy shit.

 

[Taser Confetti]

also no sex

Nobody likes choosy beggars. Now shut up and get under the bed.

 

[Pruto]

Nobody likes choosy beggars. Now shut up and get under the bed.

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Cool, this is giving me some major existential dread