Can a lolcow be redeemed

[PL 001]

I think those with mild cow traits could redeem themselves. Linkara for example. His big thing is just having nasty fetishes and being an internet white Knight. If he cut out the m'lady scthick, I wouldn't consider him a cow. A giant sperg, but not a cow.

Same with Lindsey. She would be fine if she wasn't balls deep into the sjw shit. Knock that off and the worst thing you could really say about her is that she's a basic bitch stereotype.

People like Chris? They've crossed the event horizon long ago.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Tim Buckley went from making terrible comics to making entirely unexceptional comics and now nobody makes fun of him anymore

 

[Alex Krycek]

The short answer is yes, but it’s unlikely. Not because they’re lolcows but because after a certain age people refuse to change their habits unless they’re forced to. A great example is Moleman, do you think he would be off of wikia had moderation not started snubbing him before he could even make a new account? He’d still be doing his thing editing wikia and acting self important if he was allowed to. Chris won’t change because he gets the tugboat and has Barb as a security blanket and there is always going to be some idiot willing to throw him a bone or two as long as he does something to make them laugh, ADF is going to be the way he is with or without compensation because it’s been drilled into his head at this point.

Uli changed, Sammy changed, we haven’t heard from Mylar in a while, there was some cow who was obsessed with tampons and weir shit that became a tranny and basically snubbed himself from the internet and started doing lots of volunteer work for women’s shelters, still pretty weird but hey I’ve seen stranger behavior. So I guess yeah they can change but due to autism, age, addictions, etc they most likely won’t.

 

[Anti Fanta]

Alison Rapp (Nintendo prostitute) comes to mind as someone who left behind lolcow status and probably quietly started a new life somewhere. Though to be fair her shenanigans were pretty bog-standard and not much different from those of your garden-variety twentysomething woman and quite easy to come back from.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Alison Rapp (Nintendo prostitute) comes to mind as someone who left behind lolcow status and probably quietly started a new life somewhere. Though to be fair her shenanigans were pretty bog-standard and not much different from those of your garden-variety twentysomething woman and quite easy to come back from.

What's the story on that anyway? Why did anyone give a shit that some lady was moonlighting as a prostitute?

 

[Alex Krycek]

What's the story on that anyway? Why did anyone give a shit that some lady was moonlighting as a prostitute?

Because she literally cucked her husband and was going after fans of the actually series she was supposed to be promoting.

 

[The Gay Banana]

There's a few lolcows who getting a job and taking a bit of responsibility in their life would be enough to redeem themselves. Like there's enough people who are borderline lolcow who just don't get that status because they have that one redeeming feature that makes you think that they are instead just a flawed individual.

However, there's lots of lolcows who are just too far gone and there's no path to normality.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I'd like to think so, seeing as this has happened with people like Sammy and Allison Rapp. But for the likes of Chris, Dobson, MovieBob, DSP, etc, it'll take nothing short of a miracle (or divine intervention) to change their ways.

 

[Wargarbl]

What's the story on that anyway? Why did anyone give a shit that some lady was moonlighting as a prostitute?

She was a prolific progressive sperg with GOTIS who got caught moonlighting as a prostitute while working in PR for Nintendo, a conservative company that prides itself on being family friendly. She was fired, and blamed everyone but herself.

Then, instead of DFEing and riding out the situation, she doubled down and started a "cosplay" Patreon where she sold increasingly pornographic images of herself all the way up to full frontal nudity. All the while sperging about the "haters" non-stop on social media. She followed her KF thread like a hawk and tweeted about it often.

A couple of years into the exercise, she did DFE and has not returned to social media, at least not in a form that attracts attention. Purely speculation, but she had some exceptionally creepy followers that she interacted with too much and she shared far too much personal information about herself in general, so my guess is she had a stalker situation that caused an epiphany, and she got out before it got worse.

I'm not sure if she redeemed herself, but she at least stopped being a lolcow.

 

[Syaoran Li]

It honestly depends on the lolcow.

Guys like Chris, ADF, Jake Alley, or MovieBob will never get better and are too firm in their ways, whether due to their own toxic personalities, autism, mental illnesses, or some combination thereof.

Others have moved on from being a lolcow, usually through a mix of not feeding the trolls and keeping their head down alongside personal growth. As a general rule, the younger a lolcow, the more likely they are to redeem themselves.

SammyClassicSonicFan is the perfect example of this as he was literally a child when this all happened.

Most of the "Friends of A-Log" types have moved on and grew up years ago, and IIRC, one of them was "pardoned" by /cow/ of all people, and they were all fairly young when they were associated with A-Log.

If ED is anything to go by, most of them were in their late teens or very early twenties at the most when they got noticed. Old enough to vote, but not old enough to legally buy beer.

Honestly, if you're under 21, you might as well be a minor. And most of the lolcows who put their past behind them and became functional or at least quiet, usually did so at a young age, usually before they turned 25.

Then there are borderline cases of major lolcows who were slightly older growing up and keeping their head down but because they were so active and iconic at one point, they won't be fully forgotten.

Anthony Logatto himself is a good examples of this weird middle category.

A-Log eventually moved on with his life and keeps his head down aside from the occasional mild sperg-out on YouTube and he'd probably be fully "redeemed" like most of his former followers if he weren't so prolific as a lolcow in the past that his namesake became a part of common slang on both the Farms and /cow/

 

[Hoopla]

There was once a German lolcow called CreeperDarkos. Guy was overweight and produced hilarious cooking videos where he tried to prepare some healthy food to loose weight but ended up with high-caloric junk food that made him even more fat. However, someday he deleted fucking everything and began to hit the gym. He went from this

to that



and managed to stay away from the internet.

 

[Positron]

Lolcows can always redeem themselves; even troons can. The exception are pedophile cows.

 

[Un Platano]

Madthad is one of the most reformed cows out there as a result of being in prison for years. He landed there as a result of the sort of chronic idiocy that I doubt someone could ever really be cured of, but he did learn his lesson while he was in. It also helps his case that he's been legally barred from his usual outlets for stupidity. He knows that the FBI is watching him like a hawk now, so it's doubtful he's going to try to pull another 'don't click' maneuver on them.

 

[kadoink]

In the eyes of Kiwi Farms? Probably no. Jean Valjean never found redemption from Javert.

Yeah, but they were fags and French. We're talking about adults here.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

There was once a German lolcow called CreeperDarkos. Guy was overweight and produced hilarious cooking videos where he tried to prepare some healthy food to loose weight but ended up with high-caloric junk food that made him even more fat. However, someday he deleted fucking everything and began to hit the gym. He went from this
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and managed to stay away from the internet.

Good for him.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

The key to emotional maturity is seclusion and meditation for some people. If you quit trying to be better than yourself and get from under someone's thumb then you can find a lot of contentment.

 

[UE 558]

Madthad is one of the most reformed cows out there as a result of being in prison for years. He landed there as a result of the sort of chronic idiocy that I doubt someone could ever really be cured of, but he did learn his lesson while he was in. It also helps his case that he's been legally barred from his usually outlets for stupidity. He knows that the FBI is watching him like a hawk now, so it's doubtful he's going to try to pull another 'don't click' maneuver on them.

His urges will eventually come back, pedos who entice kids don’t just “fix themselves”, he’s probably just learned better ways to hide it

 

[Foltest]

A lolcow can redeem themselves but for that to happen they need to want it. If they put in the time and maybe the money, they can redeem themselves. Someone already mention Linkara and I agree. He will still be a sperg and a nasty cuck slut but if he would calm down a little and maybe hit the gym (fatkara is a nickname for a reason), he may escape lolcow hood.

 

[John Q Niggerfaggot]

Tranny lolcows can join the 40% to redeem themselves. Looking at you, Paige Thompson.

 

[Xarpho]

I think that the ones that we have threads on are too deep to recover. Chris, ADF, Terra, Yaniv, Dobson, Tommy, and others will never have a real turnaround that changes everything for the better and makes them a better person, and even if by some miracle they do, it won't be publicized. Mumkey's at a critical point, he's definitely going down the wrong path but he can reverse that if he gets his head out of his ass, reopen communication with Dick Masterson, and do the things everyone's been telling him for months. Window for that is closing, though.