Can a ghost haunt the anus?

[Cats]

Could a ghost possibly haunt the anus? Let's explore this question. it probably depends upon the circumstances. if somebody died inside of an anus, or the anus was used as a weapon or was otherwise instrumental in the precipitation of someone's demise. If someone were to perish very close to an anus, the spirit may choose that location to live. What are some reasons a ghost might choose an anus to haunt? Mobility, for one, as well as the fact that the ghost might have enjoyed that part of the human anatomy in life. In addition the spirit may choose to haunt the anus of an animal, such as the cloaca of a bird, so that it could accompany the creature on many flights around the world. There are many reasons why a ghost would, and could, haunt the anus.

 

[XANA]

Yes, they call it Montezuma's revenge in Mexico.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

no they don't do it on purpose, who would want to live there? every time you fart it's a bit of your soul escaping

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Farts are voices of the ghosts

 

[An Ghost]

Ghost hauntings are related to some unfinished... "business." If one died shitting but it was a really good dump, one might find themselves jealous of all the really good shits somebody else might take and haunt their anus, wanting those poos for themselves. A holy water enema should do the trick for an excrement I mean uh exorcism.
Would never happen to me though. July 22nd, 2020 I took the perfect shit so I have no reason to be jealous of anybody else's fecal facades.
Signed,
An(us) Ghost

 

[Alex Krycek]

Ask @Shiversblood hes an anal expert.

 

[ducktales4gameboy]

Possibly. Research by the nation's top paranormal investigators hasn't been able to rule out the existence of butt ghosts.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THESE PHANTASMAPHOBIC THREADS!

I was born alive, but I identify as a ghost. As a ghost, I demand my rights be upheld.

When a ghost haunts a house sometimes it makes the walls bleed or blood come out of the elevator. Is your anus bleeding? If so, it's probably haunted or you were raped. Ghosts normally prefer vaginas, the true explanation for women having periods.

 

[Beak Thing]

If you were actually possessed by some kind of spirit, they'd technically haunt your anus.

I'd hate to be the low demon on the totem pole that gets that job.

 

[Nick Gars]

Ask @Shiversblood hes an anal expert.

I have reason enough to believe Shivers has encountered a couple haunted anuses before. Trent's anus in particular seemed to possess supernatural qualities, if I recall.

 

[Epoch]

 

[General Disarray]

Ask @Shiversblood hes an anal expert.

Seconding this, and adding Sapphire "Ghost Fucker" Crimson Claw I would imagine she has had some experience.

If a womb can be haunted, and every amhole is most certainly haunted, I don't see why the anus would be any less prone to paranormal influence.

 

[Wormy]

In Japan they can, apparently.

Get to Know Your Japanese Bathroom Ghosts

There are several to keep track of, some scarier than others.

www.atlasobscura.com

 

[Cats]

Thank you all for sharing your oponions. However, this has been Discovered:

 

[Jerry's Magic Ring]

But see, the true and honest answer is crawling in your butthole right now.

They're called pinworms.

 

[Involuntary Celebrity]

But see, the true and honest answer is crawling in your butthole right now.

They're called pinworms.

they're called friends