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Is Callum's army stronger than North Korea?

  • Yes, I am a patriot for the eradication of tic tads

    Votes: 17 30.9%

  • No, I am a ultimate communist hero

    Votes: 9 16.4%

  • Neither, I stand with the true religion of tic tacs

    Votes: 29 52.7%
  • Total voters
    55
Sir rants alot

Sir rants alot

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Callum's corner
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Recently one of my friends have informed me of a YouTuber named "Callum's corner", so I searched him up and I was greeted with an absurd number of videos related to him, primarily by " a YouTuber named Willne. I'll put the links to him at the end and at some parts of the thread. Anyways, I was surprised that no ones mentioned this Callum on the farms, however I have found some very funny material that this guy has produced, including self defence videos in his kitchen, his absurd and buzzard idea of taking down the snack company "Tic tacs"
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Now, for some reason Callum hates Tic Tacs, due to the amount of hate he has been given, primarily people saying how his "head looks like a tic tac" I don't blame them, you need to see his head. The guy is notable for reacting to the most weird of topics. Callum is also saying how he will take down Tic Tacs. Callum has also tried to sue tic tacs, as mentioned in the video below, for some weird reason that I can't think of.

Callum is also notable for insulting people by calling them "spazmoids" He has even contacted a rapper known as "Afghan Dan" as to going so far that the rapper himself parodied Callum in this video
Anyways, Callum has also claimed how he is the "king of the north" and even paid a guy to claim that for him, when in reality he lives in Bristol UK, which is in the south image.jpeg
  • Video where a man claims he is the "king of the north"

Callum has also made a copious amount of self defence videos in his kitchen which is a sight to see. The videos are funny as fuck and the guy obviously shows signs of mental issues.
You should watch the videos I've listed up the top, they're funny as duck and I can't tell if the guys being serious or not but other than that, there's still a lot more about Callum that you should know. As mentioned before, the guy has some weird fetish with tic tac, and he is ridiculed in the comment for section for having a head shaped as a tic tac. Below I will show what a normal head looks like compared to Callum's.

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Callum's head image.jpeg

Notice the difference? Callum's head genuinely looks like a fucking tic tac! image.jpeg
Callum has tried everything in his will, to end tic tacs. He's hired lawyers, made videos demanding tic tax to stop and has even claimed making his own business called "pic pac" as mentioned before, the videos on the top. The guy is a tic tac fanatic, and he still continues to to hate tic tac to this very day. But it doesn't end there. Apart from Callum trying to shut down Tic Tac, Callum has also made the famous "Callum army". Basically, if you're name is Callum, he needs your help! Callum has used his facebook army as a means of threat to anyone who basically talks shit about him. Here's some videos of him and his Facebook army.
Apart from the fact that he's pissed because he never received a free box of Tic Tacs, his own business idea "pic pacs" have fell under the grid, and he hasn't mentioned them since. I encourage you all to watch this guy, I'll leave links to his media below.

By the way his full name is Callum Adams and he lives in Bristol if any of you are planning on doxxing him.
Well that's Callum's corner, and by the way he was hacked today, just under an hour ago which is funny as fuck.

Willne's channel https://www.youtube.com/user/BettySchwallocks
 
Getting that triggered at Tic Tacs showed that somewhere subconsciously he knows they are right about him being a snack/human hybrid.
 
Weird thread but I'm inexplicably drawn in by this guy's one-man crusade to take down a candy company for basing their breathmints on his head. That's goddamn hilarious
 
Sir rants alot said:
The guy also claims he's a black belt in karate, but you can just smell the bullshit from his self defence videos
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Shows how much you know. That spin moves video is straight out of the book of the great master Quer Lee. Him and his disciples Mo and La Ree demonstrated these acts of physical prowess hidden within bits of physical comedy and slapstick but in reality they were teaching tools for those in the know and Callum here is just the last in the long line of Stooge-Fu.
 
Phil Ken Sebben said:
Shows how much you know. That spin moves video is straight out of the book of the great master Quer Lee. Him and his disciples Mo and La Ree demonstrated these acts of physical prowess hidden within bits of physical comedy and slapstick but in reality they were teaching tools for those in the know and Callum here is just the last in the long line of Stooge-Fu.
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Who would win in a fight? Chris chan or Callum
 
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Holy shit who is filming those "self defense" videos?! :lol: Good thread m8
 
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Hmm, he reminds me of someone... (Large image warning)
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Alright, it's self-defense sperging time! Let's see exactly what's wrong with the Tic-Tac guide to self defense, shall we?

Video 1: Firstly, this guy looks like he hasn't left his house in years. Additionally, he was slightly winded after his demonstration.

The first technique or "move" shown, the little prissy tumblrette stomp would be only mildly annoying to pretty much anything larger than a mosquito, and the awkward belly flop that he called take down wouldn't unbalance anyone. He was going more down than forwards, and as such, wouldn't generate much leverage.

Moving his leg the way he did would do nothing, as, due to the way his fantasy would play out, his aggressor would land on top of him, just due to their positions. Finally, the elbow he showed off, while probably the most effective tool shown, was aimed where his opponent's legs would be. Otherwise known as pointless.

The "judo chop" shown isn't even from judo or any related martial art anyway, and would lightly tap the shoulder of any opponent. Also, due to the way his wrist was, it'd probably sprain it.

Video 2: Unless you've never even seen a fight before, you know why this is stupid. If you haven't, well, I'm here to sperg the crap out for you.

Technique one, the spinning backhand, might be effective if he didn't rotate three hundred and sixty degrees (and walk away) before attacking. The second attack was just a jump straight in the air, (he didn't even kick) generating no power even if he did do something.

The kick from the prone position was embarrassing and weak looking, and the "spinning can" or "fear zone" attack, is so stupid I can barely comprehend it. All someone would need to do would be to stand about ten feet away for thirty seconds and they'd win the fight.

Video 3: This is probably the most sound video, but it still has problems. For the first move shown, the angle at which Tic Tac held his head would cause neck pain and possible muscle tears if he were hit, and again, is extremely slow and telegraphed.

The second attack shown makes little sense from a momentum perspective. If someone was moving at him, the timing needed to catch the head like that would be absurd, and he'd get bowled over, as he'd be on one leg as his opponent hit him full force.

While he is correct about fists being somewhat delicate (if you don't punch right you can break your wrist, and your knuckle bones are weaker than your elbow), he's incorrect in calling them useless.

While not as inept as Chris-Chan in physical combat, Callum is still laughable at best.
 
I feel like Callum is going to go on a homicidal rampage or something eventually. Looks like his girlfriend dumped him and then his coworker (his most hated of all loafs) called him tic tac head on the job. Afterwards he found that his sister's kids had shoved sandwiches into the cartridge of his treasured old Nintendo.
 
Scrotus said:
I feel like Callum is going to go on a homicidal rampage or something eventually. Looks like his girlfriend dumped him and then his coworker (his most hated of all loafs) called him tic tac head on the job. Afterwards he found that his sister's kids had shoved sandwiches into the cartridge of his treasured old Nintendo.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=QQ6N__aY0os
https://youtube.com/watch?v=09zelJyBT-M
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Okay, yeah, there's going to be a few dead kids. No joke, you do not destroy old video games without a massive sperg attack.
 
Oh god, this guy :lol: Everyone of my mates knows about him and that angry rant he did, he's very well known among people here outside of the lolcow-obsessive subculture on here, which is quite unusual for someone like him.
 
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