🎭 Dramacow Burtgasm - Shitty Minecraft High-School Roleplayer

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpK6JHnuul3SLriidHxcvnQ
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You may have heard of Burtgasm. He's notorious for doing "minecraft high school roleplays" even though he's in his 20's. While this might come across as a little childish, even unworthy of making him a lolcow, he recently made a video entirely based on a school shooting around his "Roleplay high school".


However, he also does "challenge videos". Emphasis on "challenge" since they aren't really entertaining to watch and mainly consist of "duct tape challenges" with him tying himself, his girlfriend, or both of them up with duct tape. There's also "rape or escape" which is basically his girlfriend tied in a chair, duct tape over her mouth.


He also sounds like Filthy Frank and uses Youtube as a job.
 
Meatman said:
There's also "rape or escape" which is basically his girlfriend tied in a chair, duct tape over her mouth.
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Why on God's green Earth would she agree to this sort of shit? Stockholm syndrome?

Couldn't they get booted off of Youtube since this is clearly BDSM fetish shit?

Oh God, his plumber ass when he's tying her up. How does he have a woman when he's this openly embarrassing?

I accidentally clicked the Youtube link, 3 million fucking views? For this garbage? Did everybody somehow revert back to being twelve with parental blocks 'n shit? Go watch some real porn you weenies.
 
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Why on God's green Earth would she agree to this sort of shit? Stockholm syndrome?

Couldn't they get booted off of Youtube since this is clearly BDSM fetish shit?
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Speaking of BDSM, they did a "bondage challenge". Even though his audience is mainly children, he does that shit.
 
Meatman said:
Speaking of BDSM, they did a "bondage challenge". Even though his audience is mainly children, he does that shit.
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Well that explains a lot, he reels them in with Minecraft and keeps them with borderline-porn. Does he have any adults in his audience because of this or is it all tweens?

By the way, I just got done watching the school shooter shit. Any principle worth a shit would've alerted everybody & evacuated the school upon learning about the breakout. Only an idiot would tell just two students about it and continue the school day. In fact, I'm pretty sure the two students would alert everybody else across their social media 'n shit upon learning about it.

The writing in that was dumb.
 
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Meatman said:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpK6JHnuul3SLriidHxcvnQ
https://twitter.com/TheBurtDude
https://www.instagram.com/theburtdude/
You may have heard of Burtgasm. He's notorious for doing "minecraft high school roleplays" even though he's in his 20's. While this might come across as a little childish, even unworthy of making him a lolcow, he recently made a video entirely based on a school shooting around his "Roleplay high school".

https://youtube.com/watch?v=R2mQiFI6sS0

However, he also does "challenge videos". Emphasis on "challenge" since they aren't really entertaining to watch and mainly consist of "duct tape challenges" with him tying himself, his girlfriend, or both of them up with duct tape. There's also "rape or escape" which is basically his girlfriend tied in a chair, duct tape over her mouth.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=cCautHiomUY;list=PLGd-79ezTHo-KhvWIh_uanslYkaNYLI27 https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=mkVezYdG9Yo;list=PLGd-79ezTHo-KhvWIh_uanslYkaNYLI27

He also sounds like Filthy Frank and uses Youtube as a job.
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Minecraft is always cringy

What makes it worse is when it's directed towards the target audience of the people with the most time to waste that time in YouTube

kids
 
Who the fuck does minecraft role playing of anything
 
Bugaboo said:
Who the fuck does minecraft role playing of anything
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People who think they can make viewership and money off of it. That and possibly kids who haven't learned the dangers of playing online with strangers.
 
This shit's dumb but I wouldn't say it's funny dumb. More like cringe dumb.

He happen to have any retarded slapfights over YouTube or Twitter?
 
"Rape or Escape" sounds like someone went out of their way to think of the worst gameshow they possibly could.
 
This guy feels like the kind of man who'd willingly kidnap girls. Even if his girlfriend wasn't already willing enough to take part in his "Should-be-banned-from-YouTube" fetish (and I'm not sure which is worse, him doing it, or the girl actively wanting to be a part of them). I honestly thought the Minecraft crap was the only pathetic thing he did.

Also that name, would it have been that hard to come up with a name that won't be mocked to Hell and back?
 
Meatman said:
There's also "rape or escape" which is basically his girlfriend tied in a chair, duct tape over her mouth.
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Meatman said:
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The high school roleplay does seem cringy, but at least he's having fun with it. Back when I was a kid, then I used to create simulated environments such as schools or hospitals in the sims, although the majority of the enjoyment came from creative them using the recourses avaible, so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt.

He has a girlfriend and she appears to be moderately attractive, so he seems to be less of a lolcow than most kiwi's. I haven't watched the whole ducktape video, but there doesn't seem to be anything overtly sexual in it.

I hate to play devil's advocate, but he just seems to be a normal person with a moderately cringy interest for high school roleplay, which doesn't appear to negatively impact his life.

Edit: I was actually wrong about the duck tape videos being overtly sexual, the second one he makes a comment about doing it naked, I skipped through most of the first one and watched few second increments and it's definitely cringy.
 
How do you do a Minecraft role play? I've never played the game, but isn't it just a sandbox without a story and a protagonist that's just a blank slate?
 
I don't know about the minecraft stuff, but the other videos are just a dorky couple doing dorky couple shit. I dunno that I'd have put it on the internet, but whatever.
 
I don't really find him much of a lolcow. There are plenty other cringeworthy Minecraft LPers out there, and besides the school shooting video and the "challenges," I don't think there is anything else interesting about this guy.
 
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