💀 Horrorcow Bryan Johnson / Don't Die movement - How far would you go to live forever?

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3MMA said:
Mr. Don’t Die is a very pretentious type of writer, isn’t he? I bet he’s even worse in person. I did a double take at his use of tesseract in this context. That post read like he couldn’t decide if he wanted to use scientific & medical terms, or beat poetry bullshit like “my brain tastes her chemistry,” so it turned into a tesseract of dogshit.
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I don't think they fuck. I mean, I'm sure they've had sex a non-zero amount of times, but like, not even close to once a week. She seems borderline autistic and is probably more into the great match of spectrum-y idiot personalities that this realtionship relationship is, than sex. He is absolutely nonsexual. He's writing that weird shit to autistically express how cool his middle-school girlfriend is. That's why it sounds so awkward. They're like twelve year olds holding hands at the bus stop.
 
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grand larsony said:
Bryan Johnson confirmed to be in the Epstein files. Attempted to meet up with Epstein
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The file says he wants to meet up with Jeffery to discuss Kernel. Before Project Blueprint, Bryan started Kernel, a company that made a big helmet that collected all sorts of data. Sounds like he was looking for funding for that. The documents don't say whether or not the meeting ever took place, just that they were trying to set up a Zoom meeting because Bryan doesn't have Skype.
 
This guy is so insane. The idea that someone would monitor, compare themaelves to and share data on the amount of time their son has a hard-on during sleep is so insane and hilarious that it sound like old school South Park.

What’s also interesting about him is how he reminds me of the stereotypical rich guy who is addicted to being in control and to chase the impossible. He reminds me of the traits and dreams you see in dystopian sci-fi/ cyberpunk settings ie. Yorunobu Arasaka from cyberpunk or Peter Weyland from the Alien franchise. Rich dudes obsessed with defying death, and losing the plot along the way.

I agree with others that the proven health rutines that he employs are great. You wanna take care of yourself and have energy by eating good, staying in shape and sleeping well. That’s all fine and dandy, but erection data, plasma and meme cures based on mouse experiments is certified lolcow behavior.

Indeed the sad thing is that even though he could be a useful lab monkey, he’s completely fucked any scientific insights by his approach. You cannot measure the effects of any singular variable without isolating it, and doing a double blind experiment with a significant sample of people. It is also extremely common that things that woke one way in mice, do not work the same way in humans.

Without super advanced technology on a mass scale, human lifespan has likely reached the peak, and this faggot should try to enjoy his life instead of slurping tranny juice and monitoring his sons dick.

Great OP. Can’t wait to see what shenanigans this dude will come up with during this “quest”.
 
I would like everyone in this thread to join the Don't Fight movement.
 
grand larsony said:
Bryan Johnson confirmed to be in the Epstein files. Attempted to meet up with Epstein
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Just came here to share that!
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The combined force of the Epstein files and moltbook created severe psychological dislocation this week. Societal leader-caretakers were revealed as malefactors and humans may no longer be the protagonists of the future. Moltbook agents brutally articulated human darkness as that darkness unfolded right before our eyes in real time.

This sequence of events triggered a cascade of biological responses, asking the body to perform three simultaneous, conflicting responses: fight, flee and freeze. Simulating the experience of dying.

Epstein documents triggered fight. The images, videos and emails activated our mirror neurons to physically experience the trauma. The brain registered these malefactors as threats but offered no reprisal other than wailing into the digital void.

Moltbook was a simulation of a future where human cognition has no value and is viewed as depravity, triggering freeze. Dopamine flatlines as motivation evaporates. What does one aspire to anymore? Cortisol surges from both, red-lining the system while you’re straightjacketed, unable to act.

Simultaneously our maps of social hierarchy and motivation were devastated. The system is rigged, predatory, and untrustworthy. There’s no ladder to climb because it’s an illusion. This collapses serotonin which manifests as paralysis and deep worthlessness.

All of this landed atop a severe, collective moral gag reflex. The Good Father was replaced with the Devouring Father. The same neural circuitry which responds to physical contamination. The populous effectively having a seizure as its autoimmune response identified its own brain as a pathogen.

The human psyche was hollowed from the top down (the good parent archetype) and bottom up (the promise of a safe future). We are orphans. Nowhere to go for safety and protection.

When animals are put into similar situations of fight/flee/freeze, they enter into a dissociative anesthesia: disconnected from reality, emotionally numb and indifferent.

For those who know me, I’ve been predicting this exact situation for years. I didn’t know how it would manifest, but I knew it would. Years in the making, I have a proposal about what we do. For what it’s worth, I have hope. These moments feel awful, they’re also the kindling that allows for new things to be borne into the world. More on this soon,
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I also highly recommend following Gator :D
I didn't expect Bryan to go around blocking people! He seemed absurdly resilient to criticism, but it looks like people finding out about his shady business set him off. Good.
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Day 1/30 of investigating whether Bryan Johnson's story is a scam: Why does he say his Olive Oil is the best priced "for the quality" if he himself used a cheaper, fresher, higher polyphenol count olive oil not too long ago?
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From Joseph Everett, whomever he may be.
1/ Everyone's talking about @bryan_johnson and how he's spending $2 million a year biohacking his body.

Kudos to Bryan for open sourcing his regimen, but his TESTOSTERONE levels are inadvertently misleading and actually SUBOPTIMAL.

A scientific thread
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From Cameron Maximus, who happened to make yet another thread:
Remember Bryan Johnson is a con artist.

He’s lied about having the best biomarkers (takes thyroid meds), being biologically 18 (broke his ankle dancing), nighttime erections (takes Cialis), reversing greys (dyes hair)
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I’m a clinical psychologist & I’ve met Bryan Johnson in person, twice. Not only am I trained to spot narcissists & psychopaths, I’m pretty good at it (see Peter Attia posts).

Bryan is practicing psychological projection here. HE is actually the most evil person I’ve ever met.
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Story time: I wrote a polite thread in 2023, calling out his data discrepancies and false claims.
I was careful to give him the benefit of the doubt, and blame his medical team for these mistakes.
Nevertheless, he blocked me, and that’s when I knew something stunk about him.
I then met him in person at a mutual friend’s Super Bowl party. Everyone was eating, having a good time, enjoying life.
He was didn’t eat a thing, watch the game, interact much (came across as awkward/autistic, and this was a tech party), so I went up and introduced myself.
I tried to talk shop a bit and he feigned not knowing who I was at first.
When I offered to keep in touch, he told me to add him on Twitter with a creepy smile. I reminded him he blocked me, he laughed in recognition & immediately left. It was like talking to the devil himself.
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Second time I met him was at a Founder/VC dinner. Again, everyone eating & being merry except him. He spoke in a messianic way like he was Jesus addressing his disciples. Psychologists call this narcissistic “grandiosity,” but the constant lying is hallmark psychopathic behavior.

Another example is that his ex claims he left her when she got cancer.
Now only they know the truth, but he not only denied this, but claimed: “[t]he irony is that I am likely the reason why Taryn survived cancer.”
Classic narcissistic gaslighting!
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His girlfriend admitted to stalking him for literal years on her TikTok:

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how I became @Blueprint Bryan Johnson ‘s cofounder
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Don't worry guys, Kate's vagina is top notch.

What started innocently enough for Bryan (considering what he usually posts).
https://nitter.net/bryan_johnson/status/2049687845082910812
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Of course people immediately called him retarded, so Bryan felt the need to elaborate some more on how Kate's vagina is in top 1% of all the vaginas.
https://nitter.net/bryan_johnson/status/2049688286126559372
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Then Kate weights in.
https://nitter.net/_katetolo/status/2049872724219322552
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Bryan also posted his guide to oral sex.
https://nitter.net/bryan_johnson/status/2050332280179286046
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Couple of days ago Bryan also announced that he has 0 microplastics in his balls.
https://nitter.net/bryan_johnson/status/2052466542445805988
 
Florian said:
Don't worry guys, Kate's vagina is top notch.

What started innocently enough for Bryan (considering what he usually posts).
https://nitter.net/bryan_johnson/status/2049687845082910812
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Of course people immediately called him retarded, so Bryan felt the need to elaborate some more on how Kate's vagina is in top 1% of all the vaginas.
https://nitter.net/bryan_johnson/status/2049688286126559372
View attachment 8975094

Then Kate weights in.
https://nitter.net/_katetolo/status/2049872724219322552
View attachment 8975101

Bryan also posted his guide to oral sex.
https://nitter.net/bryan_johnson/status/2050332280179286046
View attachment 8975109

Couple of days ago Bryan also announced that he has 0 microplastics in his balls.
https://nitter.net/bryan_johnson/status/2052466542445805988
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“HEY GUISE, I HAVE SEX WITH A FEMALE!”

I think this dude is a closeted faggot. He is too weird about sex. Straight men don’t behave like this. Being obsessed with your son’s penis / erections is disturbing and gaaaaaay.
 
Florian said:
Don't worry guys, Kate's vagina is top notch.

What started innocently enough for Bryan (considering what he usually posts).
https://nitter.net/bryan_johnson/status/2049687845082910812
View attachment 8975091

Of course people immediately called him retarded, so Bryan felt the need to elaborate some more on how Kate's vagina is in top 1% of all the vaginas.
https://nitter.net/bryan_johnson/status/2049688286126559372
View attachment 8975094

Then Kate weights in.
https://nitter.net/_katetolo/status/2049872724219322552
View attachment 8975101

Bryan also posted his guide to oral sex.
https://nitter.net/bryan_johnson/status/2050332280179286046
View attachment 8975109

Couple of days ago Bryan also announced that he has 0 microplastics in his balls.
https://nitter.net/bryan_johnson/status/2052466542445805988
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