🤮 Gross Brittany Venti / Brittany Dier - Stinky.

[Misanthrope]

Think Before You Sleep - A retrospective
In honor of Sean's newly acquired freedom, one more time.. The full timeline:

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Early life:

• July 19, 1990: Sean Lawrence Ascani was born in Los Angeles County, California. Son of a nurse and computer programmer, having 1 older brother. His mom divorced his abusive dad, when he was still young, leading Sean to be raised mostly by a single mother.
• 2010's: Sean graduates college with a worthless degree, works as yoga instructor (getting fired all the time), decides on being vegan and becomes a content creator. Spends his 20's as a bitter, feminism-blaming, undateable MGTOW. Making MGTOW and Redpill content up until as late as 2021. Made a critical vid about Venti once, with the now immortal words "Imagine what would happen if you marry this chick and expected her to do actual work outside of watching Youtube videos".

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Conquering Venti:

• Nov 20, 2020: Sean & Venti's very first collab (facilitated by both having the same manager). Where Venti, still living in New York with "Bernie Bro", asks Sean if he wants kids someday. Likely the moment Sean fell in love and reconsidered his MGTOW-beliefs. He joins her Discord and several collabs follow.
• Mar 11, 2021: Venti tells John Doyle (whom she ended up briefly dating a couple months later - another can of worms), she is considering moving to Texas.
• May 2021: Venti breaks up with "Bernie Bro", who wasn't interested in Texas, after 1.5 years and immediately starts dating again.
• June 18, 2021: Venti tells her viewers on stream she's now 95% certain about moving to Texas.
• July 19, 2021: Sean celebrating his 31th birthday, being the "Sneaky Fucker" he is, "coincidentally" also suddenly planning moving to Texas. Specifically to the "Dallas Area", as Venti was moving into a Frisco apartment.
  
  Spoiler: Commencing Venti-Conquest

  

  
  

  
• Late 2021 - Early 2022: Venti moves to Texas late August, proceeds to date several dudes in a row, both casually and seriously (incl. long time viewer BigJoeySlapNuts & John Doyle). Sean makes his plans to move concrete early January, encouraged by Venti, who still considers him merely a "good friend".
  
  Spoiler: Receipts

  Sean getting closer to Texas.
  

  

  
  

  

  
  

  
• Jan-Feb 2022: Several of Venti's exes (incl Magni, "Bernie Bro" & SlapNuts) come back into the picture pestering Venti, while she continues dating randoms, leading to her "I'm getting married Feb 30th"-bit.
• Apr-June 2022: Sean finally arrives in Texas to a Little Elm rental home, fairly close to Venti. Immediately takes Venti out to dinner, repulsing her with his vegan meals. Meanwhile Venti still isn't interested in him, but is mesmerised by NuanceBro's biceps instead.
  
  Spoiler: Receipts

  Sean Arriving in Texas.
  

  

  
  

  
• June-Aug 2022: After 8 dedicated years, Sean stops being vegan cold turkey and starts lifting. Becomes Venti's personal chauffeur, driving her all over the place and also teaching her how to drive. Sean celebrates his 32nd birthday in July inviting Venti and and a bunch of other e-celeb friends to his home (1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9), letting them play with his guns.
• Aug 2022: Venti stops seeing NuanceBro, goes on a date with random dude and has her buddy Lila still trying to find Venti a boyfriend late August in Austin. Sean still wasn't worthy and was cucking along on that same Austin trip.
  
  Spoiler: Sean in Austin

  Sean spotted in Austin.
  

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• Early Sept 2022: Venti uploads TikTok-vids about "waking up without a husband once again" & "how she can't just settle for any medium ugly guy". Also shares Tweet with example of the type of twink she does consider attractive. But then shares a picture of herself crawling on Sean's kitchen floor with his gun, likely having given up all hope.
  
  Spoiler: Receipts

  Venti's desperation reaching critical.
  

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  Venti giving up.
  

  
• Sept 17, 2022: Venti tells her friends Sean & her are now officially dating, leaving them flabbergasted. Mission accomplished!

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Life with Venti:

• Sept 24, 2022: Just one week into the relationship a very eager Sean takes Venti to California for the first time, and introduces her to his family.
  
  Spoiler: Meeting the in-laws

  Extremely proud Sean.
  

  
• Oct 28, 2022: Venti drags Sean along to Chrissy Mayr's "Content House", giving him his first official face reveal, sacrificing his anonymity. Even though we already knew what he looked like. Everyone watching realised they were dating, but they still pretended they were just friends.
• Feb 25, 2023: After beating around the bush and dropping mad hints for months, Sean officially announces Venti & him are dating. Informing the oblivious & delusional simps and infuriating Sean's former redpill-buddies. And making Sean the first BF since 4Chad Venti does not keep secret.
• June-July 2023: After just 9 months of dating, naive Sean proposes to Venti with a fancy diamond ring. Being put on the spot, Venti says "yes", but keeps it secret for another 6 months and rarely wears the ring.
• Late 2023: Even though she already mostly stayed at Sean's for a year, Venti now officially moves into his house and stops wasting money on her apartment.
• Dec 2023: Sean takes Venti to California again, and this time Venti decides it's finally time to announce the engagement, pretending it was recent, with a brand new sapphire ring. Not everyone is impressed.
• Early 2024: Venti barely streams anymore and officially "retires" in April. Almost never wears her new ring either. While Sean is paying for all of Venti's expenses and still spoiling her rotten with extravagant Valentine's day and Birthday celebrations. Venti dabbles in crypto more and more and takes multiple trips back to NY, making her realise what she left behind and who her true friends are.
• May 2024: Mentions of the engagement are being scrubbed. Venti ditches Texas and moves back to NY/NJ, leaving Sean behind to rot all alone in his big empty house with his video games! It's over!
• June 19, 2024: Sean addresses and confirms the end of the relationship himself! Stating incompatibility reasons (duh!) They're "still friends though".

so we'll just have to wait see if he is "the one".

Now we know the answer.. Venti's 1.5-year relationship curse cannot be broken!

Let's hope for Sean's sake, he will Think Before He Sleeps.. with another woman.

 

[ARE$]

Excellent break down misanthrope, but you forgot a few things.

1.) The Bernie Bro allegedly started dating a girl who resembled Venti. She was big mad about this.
2.) Venti allegedly tried to pawn off Sean onto one of her friends first.

Honorable mentions: Venti accidentally butt-dailing one of her exes and the infamous dick motivated arc.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Let's hope for Sean's sake, he will Think Before He Sleeps.. with another woman.

Man and here I was hoping he'd marry her and they'd get a terrible divorce where he lost everything.

Imagine burning your entire audience for your "first love" only to have her dump you and give you NO SEX.

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

Good lord that clip of him riding in the back next to that dude and her friend from Simpcast. Fucking hell you have to wonder what is going through his head in that moment, He looks as uncomfortable as I am watching that.

 

[Car Won't Crank]

Good lord that clip of him riding in the back next to that dude and her friend from Simpcast. Fucking hell you have to wonder what is going through his head in that moment, He looks as uncomfortable as I am watching that.

He must be thinking, "jeez I sure do represent the simp in Simpcast here."

 

[IdesofAugust]

ThinkBeforeYouSleep just admitted on ItsAGundam's stream that he broke off the engagement with Brittany Venti

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2MENQ22iV0&t=1230s

 

[ARE$]

Just your friendly reminder this what the product of a single bimbo mother thinks a good family man looks like. I also think we can all agree Shittany really is the best judge of character and her woman’s intuition is never wrong and if you say otherwise you’re either feminine or a brokie. UwU



Lastly, don’t mind Britler here, her self-unawareness is just acting up again. From time to time her brain gets fucked by stupid. For instance, she seems to have forgotten here she stalks e-celebrities too. Now, I know, according to some arm-chair psychologists this selective moral-outrage is often blamed on her being an orphane who was raised under the tutelage of her grandmother and Red, but I think we should really just blame it on her fetal alcohol syndrome at this point since she has convinced most of her simps women don’t have any human agency anyways.

All sarcasm aside, all I really know is this, It’s gonna be really fucking awkward if Turkey Tom makes this video and two of the stalkers he talks about is HIMSELF and HER.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

. Spends his 20's as a bitter, feminism-blaming, undateable MGTOW. Making MGTOW and Redpill content up until as late as 2021. Made a critical vid about Venti once, with the now immortal words "Imagine what would happen if you marry this chick and expected her to do actual work outside of watching Youtube videos".

this is an example of self-fulling prophecy ... jesus man you decided to stick your dick in her. She is insufferable .

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

ThinkBeforeYouSleep just admitted on ItsAGundam's stream that he broke off the engagement with Brittany Venti

The way he talks and his overall attitude online, he tries so hard doesn't he? You rode the cuck-cart buddy, you aren't a man so stop larping as one online.

 

[Pew_Pew_Slash]

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My translation;

"Turkey Tom should make a video about my exes and simps.

Also about manpsphere content. Maybe that Think Before You Sleep guy..."



Can't wait to hear about Sean's tiny penis and awkward or no sex. You know, most men experience that simpy first love in their teens and early college, not 32-34. I personally predict a mind broken Sean in about 3-6 months time now that the public admission has been made. I say the spiral has only just begun.

Then again, he's a trust fund nepo baby apparently, so maybe he just lives delu-lu and goes "Brittany who?" to bury that shame.

 

[ARE$]

Undead Chronic and Hamerhand roasted the fuck out of their break up that you guys all figured out for them.

Chazz said he's going to make another takedown video on Sean over this. He literally said he's going to milk it for all it's worth. This is good news for us since he's documenting it all in video format. I still remember the first video he made, which was very helpful to us in finding the videos Sean tried scrubbing from the internet to please her.

They even speculate that she only dated him because she needed a big YouTube red-piller at the time to help her destroy that movement. I wouldn't put it past her to think this Machiavellian. She is ontologically evil, after all.

Sean deserves all of this public ridicule. Don't feel sorry for him one bit. Mr. “No one takes my advice” didn't even take his own advice when it came to Venti, and I wouldn't be shocked if he falls into irrelevance after this. Of course, that will depend on how naive his audience is.

All I can say is, we tried to tell him, but he wanted to put the e-girl pussy on a pedestal instead because he had never really gotten any pussy before. The truth is it was just your turn, dumb ass.

I personally predict a mind broken Sean in about 3-6 months time now that the public admission has been made. I say the spiral has only just begun.

He’s already spiraling

"Turkey Tom should make a video about my exes and simps.

Also about manpsphere content. Maybe that Think Before You Sleep guy..."

Yes, I was thinking this as well.

 

[BigGuyForYou]

‘Hey Chris! I hope you enjoy stirring my porridge as much as I enjoyed stirring yours!’

 

[00R-Gundam]

Whats funny is that Sean knew that venti wasnt worth it, he even said it and yet after a but of attention and a crumb of pussy, nigga just went back on what he stood for and believed for Venti, what a dumb fucking cuck. That said atleast he is out of that relationship and maybe he will learn from this.

So Venti-Lore masters what usually happens after venti breaks up from a relationship? Is there a Venti cycle?

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

So Venti-Lore masters what usually happens after venti breaks up from a relationship? Is there a Venti cycle?

Are we going to get another egg leak? Oh god I will be SOOOO happy if we get TBYS crying on the floor over eggs after her failed attempts to turn our vegan yoga boy into a 240lb gigachad.

 

[Bugman's Burden]

Undead Chronic and Hamerhand roasted the fuck out of their break up that you guys all figured out for them.

One of them says of Sean, "Imagine being in your early 20's surrounded by California yoga girls, and not getting any. Then in your 30's you make it and you're successful, and the best you can land is some mutt like Brittany. And you're still not getting any." That's brutal!

Although I think they grossly inflate TBYS's youtube earnings. They believe he's pulling $250k a year and there's just no fucking way with his two <1m videos a month.

 

[AstaSilva]

Whats funny is that Sean knew that venti wasnt worth it, he even said it and yet after a but of attention and a crumb of pussy, nigga just went back on what he stood for and believed for Venti, what a dumb fucking cuck. That said atleast he is out of that relationship and maybe he will learn from this.

So Venti-Lore masters what usually happens after venti breaks up from a relationship? Is there a Venti cycle?

Disregard any cycle bro. We're halfway through 2024, then she'll hit 28 years old. And in spite of what her simps say, the wall comes for EVERYONE. No matter who you are, it becomes harder to foster and maintain that sort of "happily ever after" relationship after thirty. Her time is up. I seriously doubt she can do better than Sean.

 

[00R-Gundam]

Disregard any cycle bro. We're halfway through 2024, then she'll hit 28 years old. And in spite of what her simps say, the wall comes for EVERYONE. No matter who you are, it becomes harder to foster and maintain that sort of "happily ever after" relationship after thirty. Her time is up. I seriously doubt she can do better than Sean.

I think that sean will be the best and last option that she had.


Although im curious of what differences led to them breaking up? If it was because of stellar blade i will fucking laugh out of existence. Couldve also been that she found him jerking off to one of her friends/rivals. Also for them to be split off they are taking it surpringly well and calm, i woildve figured that since he took her to meet his parents that he would have a deeper emotional investment. Clearly feel like the relationship was more out of benefit rather than actual love(Shocking i know)

 

[The Hardest R]

I think that sean will be the best and last option that she had.

Agreed. Right now the highest tier of men available to her outside of a random dating app hookup are men who just got divorced in their 30s and 40s and are looking for a rebound to get their pencil wet on a regular basis again. Alimony and child support means even if he makes six figures, he’s still not going to be wealthy enough to shower Brittany with gifts, spontaneous vacations, etc.

 

[ffo kcuF]

Although im curious of what differences led to them breaking up?

It had to be a long term commitment. They were apparently so in love that they got engaged and even talked about having children, maybe Venti wanted to move back to NY and Sean wasn't into it. Wouldn't blame him either, who the fuck wants to live in NY for the rest of their lives lol.

But right after a broken engagement to the man she loved she did start hanging around with a ex boyfriend, being chauffeured around by an ex boyfriend, and possibly even living with him... brutal.

Sean dodged a bullet.

I wish Chronic would've kept his big mouth shut, we might've got more out of Sean.

 

[Misanthrope]

Undead Chronic and Hamerhand roasted the fuck out of their break up that you guys all figured out for them.

Chazz said he's going to make another takedown video on Sean over this. He literally said he's going to milk it for all it's worth. This is good news for us since he's documenting it all in video format.

Undead Chronic was whining for 3 minutes straight recently, about how he hates "Kiwifarms Incels" because you (and others) called him a Simp, lol!

Spoiler: Boo-hoo, poor Chronic

In the latest stream by Undead Blonic, him and the boys simp over Brittany Venti.

In other news, Brittney Venti macho simp extraordinaire Undead Chronic

Undead Chronic another dumb faggot who has simped for venti in the past is now unironically attacking think before you simp for simping You can’t make this simptardation up.

Undead Chronic was simping Brittany on Rekeita's collab last year—hell, you guys were roasting the fuck out of him for it on here, so try not to cape for this mouth breather too hard.

Yeah, I roasted him for it.

So this ADHD-sounding Chazz ripped multiple pictures straight from this thread, quoted several posts made here these past weeks word for word, and pretends it was all his own "research". Not a single shout-out to this forum. Such is the fate of Kiwifarms..

Hey Chazz! I know you're reading this, next time try to give this forum credit will ya? You would've never known about Magni or New Jersey without this thread!

And these idiots still believe self-proclaimed nymphomaniac Venti never banged TBYS. She can't last a week without dick.. Any dick!

Sure their roasts can be funny, but these braggadocious "Greenskin" tryhards deserve their own thread, if you ask me.