🤮 Gross Brittany Venti / Brittany Dier - Stinky.

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Misanthrope said:
It's over for Venti-Simps!
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Well.. It's actually official folks

No joke this time. Straight from Sean's boomer-mom's FB:
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They've already been engaged on July 20th, dude proposed on (or close to) his 33rd birthday. A mere 10 months after hooking up. So erh.. everything went according to Venti's plan, she tamed the MGTOW! :like:
Mr. & Mrs. Ascani to be!

33 year old Sean Ascani

Now everyone congratulate Mr. & Mrs. Sean Ascani! It truly is over for Venti Simps!
 
10 months and engaged, how will this end? :story:

Rushing marriage will never end well!
 
Misanthrope said:
Well.. It's actually official folks

No joke this time. Straight from Sean's boomer-mom's FB:
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They've already been engaged on July 20th, dude proposed on (or close to) his 33rd birthday. A mere 10 months after hooking up. So erh.. everything went according to Venti's plan, she tamed the MGTOW! :like:
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Now everyone congratulate Mr. & Mrs. Sean Ascani! It truly is over for Venti Simps!
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Sean, could you at least try to look like you're not about to pull out a razorblade and slash your wrists on the happiest day of your life? I know it's hard thinking about your fiancée taking all those cocks, but you should be happy someone has finally accepted you for who you are! It's not every day a homosexual sounding vegan finds the love of his life!
 
His surname is name Ascani?

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An Italian who dropped all his based beliefs to become a Destiny wannabe and marry a lazy ran through feminist

How did the country that's about to ban ChatGPT, lab grown meat and anime (lol) produce this fucking gay fish?
 
BigGuyForYou said:
Sean, could you at least try to look like you're not about to pull out a razorblade and slash your wrists on the happiest day of your life? I know it's hard thinking about your fiancée taking all those cocks, but you should be happy someone has finally accepted you for who you are! It's not every day a homosexual sounding vegan finds the love of his life!
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It's very clearly not the happiest day of his life.
 
Harbinger of Kali Yuga said:
Who wants to predict that Venti will slowly get fat and lose her audience and relevance?
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I'll take that action. Either bored eating or baby weight that never falls off again. 2 years.

Car Won't Crank said:
In divorce. 50/50 chance these days or has the divorce rate increased?
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Heterosexual couples? Around 60%, about 70% initiated by the woman. Lesbian divorce rate is actually the highest.
 
Calhoun said:
Pay attention Martina Markokta. Yeah, I know it's you, you're welcome—what exactly happened between you and Brittany since she shared a couch at your house with Baked Alaska?
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Goddamn, that old narc bitch is actually around? I would have thought she was too busy seething like a motherfucker about how even a dumb cunt like Brittany was so right about her winning at life to ever spend time here.
 
Car Won't Crank said:
In divorce. 50/50 chance these days or has the divorce rate increased?
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Like stealy said, around 60%, now add in the factors of this being obviously rushed because she wants to not be left behind and it doesn't look good.

Brittany I know you read this, you know you can wait right? Actually keep looking until you find someone whose an actual match for you?

Not everything is a race.
 
Sorry to piss in your cornflakes guys, but Venti and Sean are a great match for each other and if they do marry I doubt they will ever get divorced. The only divorce scenario I see is Venti finding an upgrade in the future and emptying poor Sean's bank account lol.

Sean will do anything to keep her, and I mean anything. He literally dropped his entire belief system and became a hoe defending feminist for her, we have a future Mr & Mrs Rackets on our hands here.

On a side note, they are going to have one fucked up baby.
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ffo kcuF said:
Sorry to piss in your cornflakes guys, but Venti and Sean are a great match for each other and if they do marry I doubt they will ever get divorced.
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"Misery loves company". So let's hope that is true. Oh and let's not forget:

1. They are still in the Honeymoon Phase of a relationship. We've all been there before. It never lasts.
2. They are still relatively young and thus, naive.
3. They both need attention because they are both girls (Simp is obviously effeminate) after all.
4. They are both horribly insecure.

So, statistically, it's unlikely to last, unfortunately. I really want their (incoming) misery to prolong for eternity. Make it so!

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Misanthrope said:
Well.. It's actually official folks

No joke this time. Straight from Sean's boomer-mom's FB:
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They've already been engaged on July 20th, dude proposed on (or close to) his 33rd birthday. A mere 10 months after hooking up. So erh.. everything went according to Venti's plan, she tamed the MGTOW! :like:
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Now everyone congratulate Mr. & Mrs. Sean Ascani! It truly is over for Venti Simps!
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This looks like a picture that gets posted on a news story where the relationship ends in a murder suicide.
 
ffo kcuF said:
Why is a engaged woman bra posting right now? kek
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Meh.. she just takes off the engagement ring when it's convenient. She's only been wearing it about half the time, since their appearance on the Whatever Podcast anyway.
Yes, Honey..

I'm sure Sean doesn't mind getting cucked some more.

MGTOW-Sean's has his thoughts on Venti's most recent video, though:

(Audio Source 8:32)
 
Wtf, maybe AI isn't such a gimmick after all. Look how accurate Grok's assessment of Brittany Venti is.
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It put satire era in double quotes lol, even AI knows she's full of shit.
 
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