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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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I can't believe that Labour are starting to look electable, will they be able to stay on track until 2024 though?
 
This man is literally a 55 gallon industrial barrel of Soylent transformed into human form. How can this person even exist?
He's gay and pozzed as well. Short of putting a wig on and claiming he's female, he's every stereotype about a radical socialist you can think of.
 
They should let her plead her case, from a video link to her cell, and then allow her to come back to serve a life sentence.
why should she serve in the UK? her crimes were mostly commited in syria... just mail her to Assad.
 
I can't believe that Labour are starting to look electable, will they be able to stay on track until 2024 though?
The ehrc report will be made public in a around 4 weeks,so that should lead to more meltdowns/infighting/factional discourse

then again...maybe it has already begun 🤔


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Starmer seems competent and all,but he has Corbins intake of MP's and activists to deal with :story:
 
Imagine scraping the bottom layer of british white society (chavs, footie hooigans, those blokes who spend weekday afternoons in the pub reading the daily mail), give them all a one way ticket to an advanced nation with a radically different language and culture like Japan or South Korea. What do you actually expect them to do except chase girls and get into trouble?
The image of a bunch of Norf FC lads tearing up Tokyo or Seoul really gave me a chuckle. Though thinking about it you don't have to imagine. Most of central/easter europe fucking hate Brits because of all the yobs that go there (or did before COVID) for weekend benders because of the cheap booze, tear up the place and then fuck off home.
 
The image of a bunch of Norf FC lads tearing up Tokyo or Seoul really gave me a chuckle. Though thinking about it you don't have to imagine. Most of central/easter europe fucking hate Brits because of all the yobs that go there (or did before COVID) for weekend benders because of the cheap booze, tear up the place and then fuck off home.

Half of Western Europe hates us for our exploits in footballery in the 70's and 80's
 
Half of Western Europe hates us for our exploits in footballery in the 70's and 80's
Losing miserably and then hooliganising the area surrounding the stadium when we got outplayed?
 
Losing miserably and then hooliganising the area surrounding the stadium when we got outplayed?

Pretty much.

Hell, the fucking Scousers made part of a stadium collapse.

Then karma bit them in the arse...
 

They've removed the name from the grave of Guy Gibsons dog so as not to offend the coloured folk. An action that would have been the punchline of a joke 20 years ago. Windrush was a mistake.

Fuck the Windrush generation. If you live in a country you weren't born in and make no enquiries as to your immigration status in 50 years you deserve to be deported to Barbados for a simple lack of intellectual curiosity.
 
The image of a bunch of Norf FC lads tearing up Tokyo or Seoul really gave me a chuckle. Though thinking about it you don't have to imagine. Most of central/easter europe fucking hate Brits because of all the yobs that go there (or did before COVID) for weekend benders because of the cheap booze, tear up the place and then fuck off home.

OI. AKARI. AKARI! AKARI MI LUV

DO. YOU. DO. CHIPS.

N PINT OF LAGER. ILL AV SOME OF THAT SAPPORO STUFF LUV BE RIGHT NICE.

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They've removed the name from the grave of Guy Gibsons dog so as not to offend the coloured folk. An action that would have been the punchline of a joke 20 years ago. Windrush was a mistake.

I do enjoy the BBC dancing around actually giving the name or why it may be offensive. There's going to be a lot of people who have no knowledge of it confused.

Honestly if I ever get a time machine there are going to be a lot of sinking various ships on my to do list...
 
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