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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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I'm sure I've posted it in this thread somewhere.

It's worse. The Grauniad has more dislikes than likes on it and has turned off comments probably because they were getting absolutely trashed in them. It's basically a giant strawman which also manages to do the whole "but for immigrants who'd do all the jobs you won't do" thing.
 
Especially considering Blackpool is much closer if they just wanted some seaside chips.
Blackpool chips are like little paper bags filled with pus.
they don’t even name the chippy! What’s happened to journalism...
 
Chips without gravy? What heresy is this?
Gravy? The only acceptable toppings are salt and vinegar (I don't know why chippies even ask, everyone says "yes" anyway) with either red sauce, brown sauce or curry sauce to dip them in. What degenerate part of the UK are you from where chips with gravy is the norm? The North, I bet.
 
Gravy? The only acceptable toppings are salt and vinegar (I don't know why chippies even ask, everyone says "yes" anyway) with either red sauce, brown sauce or curry sauce to dip them in. What degenerate part of the UK are you from where chips with gravy is the norm? The North, I bet.

Lancashire, you soft southern sausage jockey.
 
I'm so sorry to hear that, you have my sincere condolences.
The only time it's acceptable to not have gravy from the chippy is if you're having cheese and onion pie, chips and mushy peas. Doesn't go right well with gravy.

It goes without saying you need a buttered muffin and a can of dandelion and burdock as well.
 
Chips come with salt and vinegar. If you want anything else you can fuck off

source: was Saturday girl in a chippy
 
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