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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Little Tommy got into a fight with some possibly Asian guy.
This is Tommy's take on it: Robinson was making a 'citizen's arrest' after the guy supposedly squeezed Tommy's daughter's bottom, which might be bullshit because he is a lying coked up grifter.

Defending England against Bottom Snatchers, TR/SYL doing his duty, when he's not collapsing trials of actual sex offenders
 
Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with some people? This was an unprovoked attack by someone who didn't know the kid or the family, she's too dangerous to be let back into society and needs to rot in prison.

Why did this thread suddenly die? You don't need to self-isolate on the Internet, guys.
 
Honestly, what the fuck is wrong with some people? This was an unprovoked attack by someone who didn't know the kid or the family, she's too dangerous to be let back into society and needs to rot in prison.

Why did this thread suddenly die? You don't need to self-isolate on the Internet, guys.

We don't but with more people inside less stuff actually happens to report on.

Plus you know, all the news places are busy hyping up the doom virus or whatever.
 
14 charges, 9 women, not one of them managed to stick. No direct evidence. Seems like one of these #metoo case.
If by a #metoo case you mean something cooked up by Nicola Sturgeon and her coterie of troon worshippers on their little WhatsApp group, then yes.

These accusations came from the same place as the false accusations of bullying against Joanna Cherry and the spurious accusations of anti-Semitism against Neil Findlay. It's a dangerous exercise to be gender critical in the SNP.
 
If by a #metoo case you mean something cooked up by Nicola Sturgeon and her coterie of troon worshippers on their little WhatsApp group, then yes.

These accusations came from the same place as the false accusations of bullying against Joanna Cherry and the spurious accusations of anti-Semitism against Neil Findlay. It's a dangerous exercise to be gender critical in the SNP.
Quite, it's fairly obvious it's a political stitch up to bury Salmond.
 

Teenagers held for coughing in elderly couple's faces.
Carefully not reported by the BBC, who was that mysterious bystander that intervened, and why do the police not want any video of the incident circulating on social media?

It was, of course, thread favourite Stephen "Tommy Robinson" Yaxley-Lennon. Really.
 
Carefully not reported by the BBC, who was that mysterious bystander that intervened, and why do the police not want any video of the incident circulating on social media?

It was, of course, thread favourite Stephen "Tommy Robinson" Yaxley-Lennon. Really.
Is Tommy Robinson some sort of Chav superhero that you can summon whenever some street brawl pops up, or is it more like he's driving around in a van full of surveillance equipment looking for an opportunity to strike?
 
Alex Salmond, former First Minister of Scotland, has been acquitted on all charges...

If by a #metoo case you mean something cooked up by Nicola Sturgeon and her coterie of troon worshippers on their little WhatsApp group, then yes.

These accusations came from the same place as the false accusations of bullying against Joanna Cherry and the spurious accusations of anti-Semitism against Neil Findlay. It's a dangerous exercise to be gender critical in the SNP.

More lols incoming:
Cherry is in on it too:

Also, quick question. Why is Nicola (a raging turbodyke) so insistant on selling out her ugly bretheren? Is she just stupid?
 
Boris has announced how he's going to fund the spendathon. He's banking on tards still not following social distancing and isolating themselves and getting fined for it.

 
Boris has announced how he's going to fund the spendathon. He's banking on tards still not following social distancing and isolating themselves and getting fined for it.

Judging by how the spring break speeds were behaving in the US your government is probably going to make enough to fully fund the NHS for a thousand years.
 
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