>Shovelling more money into NHS
Ugh
>More police and tougher sentencing
Depends. On what grounds?
>Auzzie style immigration
Good
>More random investment
Poo. We already pay far too much taxes (Although I accept that after leaving the EU there will naturally be a massive cut.)
>Net zero carbon by 2020.
Fuck off. This is almost guarenteed to mean supporting green energy (No nuclear!) rackets and more stupid taxes.
>We will not raise taxes
Then how are you going to pay for all this stupid shit? Oh yeah, you're gonna keep taxes at their current ludicrous rate. FUCK. OFF.
>Giving more money to the shit rail services to spend on more drugs and kiddy sex.
Fuck off. I hate socialism as much as the next guy but even this gov't couldn't fuck it harder than those cunts from the netherlands. Renationalize or go home.
>More crap about "prioritizing the environment" in budgeting
>Promoting vaccines
>Falling for the trendy mental health meme
>Multi pronged attempts to prevent health tourism
Ok, that one is good.
>Dimentia research
Ok, that one is good too.
>Putting a special focus on homophobic bullying in school.
Whoever wrote this gets bummed with aids every day 100% guaranteed.
>Doubling personal allowance
That's good. But
notice how this is the only "tax cut" they're trotting out. We're still gonna have to pay shitloads.
>Falling for the "increase minimum wage" meme
*facepalm*
>Lowering energy prices
Good.
>Anti benefit fraud measures
*In a Mr. Burns voice* Excellent
>Whining about knife crime
BOO
>Life without parole for child killers. No automatic halfway release.
Good.
>Prevent foreign offenders from entering
A nice promise but I want to actually see it in action. This has been promised so many times.
>Increase accountability of elected police and crime commissioners
A fucking banger but it had better be true.
>New national cybercrime force. USE OF ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE.
NO. You fucking no brain nigger monkeys
what are you doing?! AI is a fucking crapshoot and never works for tasks like these.
>Establish royal commission for the justice system
Sound great but I expect it to be corrupt as all fuck.
>Combat extremism, ensure extremists never receive public money
Depends. What defines an extremist? Name it or get off the fucking pot.
>Gippos to be ganked
Excellent.
>New laws on "domestic abuse"
Fuck off.
This is SNP LEAGUE.
>New laws on FGM
Ok, this is cool.
>Whining about harassment of protected groups. Special powers to protect (((certain groups))) from criticism. Special powers to make boycotts against (((protected groups))) illegal.
*facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm*
>Internet laws
*facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm*
The bit about lootboxes is OK tho.
>Most of the immigration stuff is good
>Whining about racism
*facepalm*
>WE WILL CONTINUE TO GRANT ASYLUM TO REFUGEES
*facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm**facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm* *facepalm*
>Cutting small business taxes
Good.
>Waffling about giving more money to abellio
>Ramping up internet connectivity
Double edged sword. The internet infrastructure here is shit but I believe it's a good bottleneck to preventy mandatory connectivity at all times
>Moving the deckchairs on the titanic on the housing crisis
Punishing foreign buyers is good but not enough and it's the only good bit of this mess.
>No exclusivity clauses in zero hour contracts
Good
>Some stupid regulations for farmers in the name of environmental concerns
*facepalm*
>"New standards for animal welfare"
This had better ban halal meat but it won't. More deck chair moving.
>Fishing protected
Ok. This is epic.
>Large paragraph where the explain how they're going to give our tax money to the green racket
>Bit where they bash the SNP for being shit.
lol
>REVERSE ON NICOLA'S ALCOHOL TAXES
>I have no clue on the issues facing wales so I'll stay outta this bit
>Abolish Fixed-term Parliaments Act
Not sure how I feel about this. Could be a power grab.
>British expats have permanent voting rights
*facepalm*
>Whining about politicians being criticized online
*facepalm*
>We will improve the use of data, data science and evidence in the process of government
lolno
>Updates to the human rights act
Just repeal it you fucking tools JFC
>Instate a Constitution, Democracy & Rights Commission
All of these coded words are never a good sign.
>Working with the BBC to make propaganda
*facepalm*
>Space command
How the fuck are we gonna do this? We don't even have a normal space agency.
>We will continue to intervene in the sand "people" wars
>"We will support marginalised communities in the developing world, hosting the UK government’s first ever international LGBT conference. We will seek to protect those persecuted for their faith and implemnt the Truro Review recommendations"
>Holohoax memorial
>Animal cruelty stuff
Cat microchipping is cool but still nothing on the big obvious mass animal slaughtering that we aren't allowed to talk about.
>More climate change lies and racketeering
*snore*
>Trade deals including going back to the WTO
> : )
