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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Hey kids! Want to show how tough you really are? See that line of big motorcycles outside that bar over there? Yeah the one where the guys wearing leather vests just went in? I dare you to kick those over. So much braver than trashing old people's little hobby trains.
 
I do respect railfans. But I wonder how many Thomas speds attended this event.

You get those kinds of people in every fan group, though, to be honest. Star Wars fans who think the Force is real, airsoft guys who are 5'5" 300+ lbs. and wear Sergeant Major stripes they didn't earn, Ren-Faire folk who ALWAYS talk in a fake medieval English accent, the list goes on.

Also, Thomas is kind of a creepy show in retrospect.
 
Why are some people just needlessly destructive? These dumbass kids saw something that they knew took time and effort to set up and they destroyed it just cause. I feel really bad for the artists, it must be devastating to have your creation destroyed for literally no reason. Fuck vandals.
 
If they want to smash trains all day, they need to be like Gomez and buy their own.
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I feel like there would be a market for a game like this, or at the very least a mod for Train Simulator 20__ on Steam where you get to trash trains just to enjoy the physics and carnage of it all.

Why are some people just needlessly destructive? These dumbass kids saw something that they knew took time and effort to set up and they destroyed it just cause. I feel really bad for the artists, it must be devastating to have your creation destroyed for literally no reason. Fuck vandals.
It's pretty natural urges. I sympathize with the train club, usually these guys don't get their shit pushed in, but I would enjoy smashing up a train scene almost as much as building one if money were no object. I'm kind of surprised that kids were even involved, and not some rival train group; usually getting kids interested in model trains is tough because adults will barely expose them to it for fear of damage to moving parts.
 
I feel like there would be a market for a game like this, or at the very least a mod for Train Simulator 20__ on Steam where you get to trash trains just to enjoy the physics and carnage of it all.
If there was some sort of event of disaster that happened in train simulator that was basically this...
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I would buy it in a heart beat.
 
Consider the autism of your average WH40K sperg and how much time and effort he spends on building models.

I admit I'm not disinterested here; back when I was much younger, my father and I constructed an intricate model train set. In retrospect I wish we still had the damn thing; it was about the size of a queen-size mattress.

Breaking other people's shit because you can isn't cool, it isn't edgy, and at least in my case, it'll permanently flag you as 'do not give breakable objects to, ever'. Like you're a drooling sped with motor neuron disorders.
 
I hope at least ONE of the little bastards wore a Godzilla suit.

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What fucking troglodytes thought this was a good idea, fun, or even a prank? I remember we had prank days in high school where I lived, but we'd just stick funny notes on the walls and shit like that. (One dude fucking superglued an Alien plush toy to the main hall ceiling. Never figured out how he got up that high.)

The only real reasoning I think kids would use for this is it being a prank. I know kids are assholes, and are fucking dumb since the brain isn't grown yet but God damn. This is just vicious. I've never worked with model kits, but from what I've looked up they are very time consuming to construct. Especially higher level stuff like military vehicles or trains.

These kids should get a fucking belting.
 
Model trains are like the most wholesome old-dude hobby ever, this is terrible. (:_( Not to defend the kids who did this, but I think when you're young (and stupid) it's hard to grasp just how long a project of passion like these would take. You don't understand what 20 years of work means until you've actually put 20 years of work into something.
 
Model trains are like the most wholesome old-dude hobby ever, this is terrible. (:_( Not to defend the kids who did this, but I think when you're young (and stupid) it's hard to grasp just how long a project of passion like these would take. You don't understand what 20 years of work means until you've actually put 20 years of work into something.

I'm not taking the kids' side, but, I agree.

I think that when you say "I spent 30 years on this" it totally fails to register with a 13 year old what that means, because they cannot envision something taking longer than they've been alive. It's why little kids are such sociopaths in some regards, they have no idea what they're destroying as they do it, believing that you can just "get another" of whatever it was as easily as if it were a cheeseburger.

They don't have the perspective to even conceive of what it feels like to have your life's work destroyed, they don't have a concept of "life's work" at that age.
 
You notice what's been curiously absent from the description of this? Why they purportedly did it.

Betting pool time: How much do you wanna bet it was done by the kids of some dipshit activist types?
 
What fucking troglodytes thought this was a good idea, fun, or even a prank? I remember we had prank days in high school where I lived, but we'd just stick funny notes on the walls and shit like that. (One dude fucking superglued an Alien plush toy to the main hall ceiling. Never figured out how he got up that high.)

The only real reasoning I think kids would use for this is it being a prank. I know kids are assholes, and are fucking dumb since the brain isn't grown yet but God damn. This is just vicious. I've never worked with model kits, but from what I've looked up they are very time consuming to construct. Especially higher level stuff like military vehicles or trains.

These kids should get a fucking belting.
An Alien plush toy?
Sounds interesting. Never thought there would be a plush toy made of that.
I did have an Alien doll, action figure, whatever you call it, but it was destroyed in a divorce. Thing would probably be worth some money now. 😪
 
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