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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Fair enough i'm no fan of Tommy but surely people could choose a better person to rally behind than a coked up attention whore, ex hooligan and convicted fraudster? The journos and social workers who fought tooth and nail doing the dirty work in the Rotherham case get completely overlooked by a guy whose blatantly making bank from riling people up and actually achieving fuck all.

I believed Tommy to be a white race baiter. Fuck him if that's what he is. Just like fuck the Tariq's, Trever Noah's, the Don LemonAIDs, the Talcum X's.

However, I was there to say FUCK OFF FAKE NEWS BBC.

Me being a sudden passionate hater of the BBC is a surprise. It took Jon Sopel to whine about the danger they are facing every day because of mean words by Trump to push me over the edge. I'm not having that Fake News Bullshit when they go along with bike locks in Nazi faces. We were all fucking Nazi's by their standards. Every Kiwi is a Nazi Tranny murderer by their standards. How many trannies have you killed? I haven't felt the urge yet, even though I argued that KF should suspend the no contact rule with SGG.

I do think the BBC sneer at the working class. I'm certain of it. But you know what, my brother is probably closer with some of the BBC cunts than he is with me. He's been on their shows and he's interviewed as a celeb when he runs the London Marathon.

My bro might be a minor celeb and a legend to a small number of people, but he's my bro, he's as working class as I am, maybe even more.

I don't care about the middle class hating the working class. It works all ways. Aldous Huxley wrote about it in his non-fiction book that he pretended was sci-fi.

The event was a poorly organised mess according to some of those that went, as it was laden with technical issues - as well as Robinson showing the film late.

They even showed an edited version of Robinson's wedding video to stall for time. It's fucking hilarious.


The "exposé" was being edited up until the last minute, most likely to remove the libellous allegations Caolan Robertson made about Hope Not Hate.

That pissed me off. That pissed me off so much. The deadline should have been 48 hours before the event. 24 at the most. But what if the shit show was actually to piss me off? It worked.

Sargon was at the rally on Saturday from what I heard, although he sat some distance away from Batten and the UKIP lot.

The event was perfectly placed for a 4,000 crowd. If Owen Benjamin (who fucking pissed me off over Johnny Rotton) and the Motherfucking Sargon (who pissed me off by not being there) were there then you're getting maybe 20,000 plus. The place is too small and won't be allowed.

Seeing as I'm here I might as well mention the incident that super pissed me off that made me leave 15 minutes into the shitty video.

I talked to a couple of gawker cyclists who were just looking at the show build up while on the bike ride. Seemed like decent people. They weren't on either side, but they threw in the typical middle class sneer of you can tell the normal people from looking at the crowds. For some reason he seemed to be assuming I'd be in the Union/Antifa side. Having a beard like a homeless person, a rugby
league training shirt and other details should have let him know I was a working class cannibal, but maybe he was being polite and knew?

So the main dude I met was the most bible bashing Christian I've ever seen. He was an awkward autist like me, so saying hello was difficult for both of us, but when the fucker started talking about God he preached like MLK. Meeting him was like 'No fucking way is this happening to me.'

So Super Nice Christian Guy Ned Flanders Plus Plus Plus says he's hoping that the event is over quickly so that he can watch a friend play for Salford City. 3pm kick off. Not going to happen, especially as Tommy's video kicked off after that. But you can't blame a Christian for hoping for the best. It's kind of what they are trained for.

Before the video has started, while the UKIP MP is droning on boring me shitless and pissing me off even more a group of 3 yellow vested security goons walk up to Ned Flanders and tell him he's got to go NOW. Ned Flanders is taken back by the aggression and everyone all around me is stunned by this bullshit. Lots of words are said, none of which I catch, but after a few seconds I step between Ned and the goons and ask them very politely on what fucking grounds they want to remove this peaceful bible basher who was sitting there menacingly. "Pictures, we've got pictures of him. He keeps showing up" they repeat like the NPCs they seem to be.

I haven't a fucking clue what that really was. My suspicions switch between idiot goon volunteers who made a mistake and moronic Antifa False Flag attempt. Well they fucked up by picking on Ned when I was close by. I knew he dindu nuffin, I knew he was there for super gay Christian reasons, I'm not going to listen to requests from Tommy's PA to turn the other cheek and if those Antifa NPC Goons want to take Ned out they'd better take me out first. So they quickly fuck off back to the hole they came out of.

So that was why I left after 15 minutes of the boring video.

My journey home was even more r3tarded.

Ned strongly believed that 45 and Tommy are doing God's work. Despite being 99.9% atheist and reading Dawkins and Hitchens, I actually do believe him.

Why am I so angry at the BBC calling him Yaxley Whatever?

What are the left's rules on dead naming for John Walker Flynt? So Brianna Wu gets to hide all his misdeeds for his blatant scam but the BBC treat Tommy Robinson differently? What if Tommy becomes Tommi and is a Gender Non Fluid on Monday, a girl on Tuesday and a male on Wednesday?

Do they still dead-name him then?

BBC editorial standards. Fuck off with all of them. Credit to them for actually reporting on the event though. That did shock me. No surprise that everyone else seemed to stay away.

I was both shocked and liked the joke that no one should beat the fuck out of journo's today. It was like Donald Trump kicking the troons out of the military - I partly dislike that he did it, and part of me loves that he did it.

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I am probably being a spastic, but I can't find the QAnon community thread. I've never been on it but I thought I seen a recent sighting of it on KF and assume it's still there.

Are Kiwi's allowed to take from KF and post to QAnon? If you are then would someone please do that for me? I'd appreciate all the exif(?) data being removed before posting but if you can't be arsed then don't bother. It's not like I haven't doxed myself enough already.

I am definitely Mad At The Internet Buster O'Keefe. Buster - Keith - Whatever!

Being mad at the Internet I can cope with though - I just do something else instead. I cut out a website forum or don't go on Twitter. I can go cold turkey.

But I'm being made at something so much more. Take for example the walk I took yesterday. I had a really nice walk and went along a road that had a massively high concentration of Islamic Content. The road seemed totally normal, much better than the road I live on and what a spectacularly framed view they have.

So on I walk, even though paranoid thoughts said I shouldn't risk this walk and I had a stress releving walk. My route could be described as similar to a P I've just walked all the way up and right at the top of the P I should be heading back home. But instead I am staggered by that illegal fence. FMFL I go up to the fence in dismay. I cannot believe my eyes. A pair of old pensioners are there at the same time and the woman asks me if the land is my land. No, I say, thinking how could she possibly assume I could own this land. We are all outraged by this fence being thrown up on protected greenbelt land. They are wanting to knock down that distant building, she said. I think that building is a metaphor for the Dems and their present obsession with the right to kill babies.

No apologies for triple posting. Fuck Kiwi Farms stupid etiquette. Fuck that little faggot Null and him wetting his knickers at the threats to his mommy. Fuck you all. Ever last one of you.

And also, love and peace to you all.
 
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I'm be4 me pal. Christ. Deadnaming... i'm creasing.

Tommy is such an exceptional fellow that there is a non-zero chance of him trooning out some day. It would provide cover for his past, give him opportunities to harass muslim women and he could play 'Mrs. Robinson' at his gay rallies. Fuck yeah, do it Tammy!
 
They just banned him from a buncha sites (Facebook, Instagram). Think he rattled some nerves enough?
 
They just banned him from a buncha sites (Facebook, Instagram). Think he rattled some nerves enough?

Well damn. Timing seems a bit coincidental off the back of his expose. The media is running the same copypaste and isn't being too transparent regarding the ban details. I assume the unacceptable offensive posts mentioned are from users commenting on his posts on facebook (hilarious btw), but most of them tended to focus on bashing the beeb. He may have pissed off someone with some sway, someone making their disdain of recent events a bit too bloody obvious.
 
Nick Monroe dug up some BBC contributor guy taking credit for it.

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source: Mohammed Shafiq (@mshafiquk)

tangent: of course that guy is an eternal victim fuckwad
Does British law trump Sharia law when it comes to gender discrimination?
Muslim women living in the UK should not be bound by Sharia law if it is incompatible with British law, argues Baroness Cox. Mohammed Shafiq, chief executive of the Ramadan Foundation in the UK, maintains the Baroness suffers from 'Islamophobia.'
source: rt.com
 
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Uh, is it really a good idea to turn this guy into a free speech martyr? Think about what you're doing Mohammed...
 
Uh, is it really a good idea to turn this guy into a free speech martyr? Think about what you're doing Mohammed...

The sped has been grifting as a 'free speech martyr' ever since he got banged up for being too fucking dense to understand contempt of court.
 
The sped has been grifting as a 'free speech martyr' ever since he got banged up for being too fucking dense to understand contempt of court.

No doubt, but essentially banning him from the internet? All that's going to do is increase the number of people saying "well I don't agree with him, but...". It just doesn't seem like a good move.
 
Unsurprisingly his fans are claiming that there is some grand conspiracy involving Facebook and the BBC, and that they're in it together or something.

He's still got his (demonitized) YouTube channel though. The look on his face during his last Facebook livestream suggests that even he knows that the jig might be up soon, and that he'll fade into the background like Milo.

I do wonder for how much longer his backers on the right will support him (with his constant failures), and I suspect that Batten/UKIP would drop him once he's no longer relevant.
 
No doubt, but essentially banning him from the internet? All that's going to do is increase the number of people saying "well I don't agree with him, but...". It just doesn't seem like a good move.

He can use all platforms he hasn't been banned from because he blatantly broke their TOCs. He did the big no nos, not just the obscure rules; he went straight for calling for violence. He's a fucking lolcow.
 
Tommi is innocent. Fuck the BBC. Fuck Facebook. Fuck all the corrupt conspirators.

Paul said you were doing God's work, Tommy. I couldn't fucking believe it when I met him.

What was the story behind the Yellow Vested Guards? Were they an Antifa false flag that picked the wrong target or was it just that you let really, really dumb people do security for you? Was it just part of the plan?

I don't want to go all Stefan Molyneux on you, but "We have pictures, we have pictures, he keeps coming to events" really wasn't a fucking answer. NPC Antifa or NPC Security Goons. FML.

Hope the vid gets better after the first 15 minutes. Was mofo Sargon there?

Powerlevel means sweet FA to me. This is my personal blog. We aren't an asylum, we are an autistic church.

Do I have to keep on pushing, because I am fucking sick of this. Can't some other fucker take the ball and score the touchdown? I just want to be anon. If someone else DFE that would be nice.
 
Fuck me, ain't you the hilarious Tommy Shill? Try and take a deep breath before posting you stupid sped.

Ok, so, good news for people here: The BBC is currently bleeding 850,000 licence fee payers a year. Or an eye watering £127,500,000. Which, if continuing with this trend will be very much unsustainable unless it course corrects. Which a recent BBC Panorama camera crew recently suppressed was a bunch of BBC folks at Salford talking about how vile the plebs and general public were (ya know, the people who pay their salary).

This particular investigation was mysteriously pulled for barely given reasons.

But you will note that there's not as many dick riders for Tommy here in this thread as when he was previously convicted. Largely because most of the Burger-Kiwis who piled in screaming about "FREE SPEECH REEEEEEEEEEE" were not well versed in Tommy's fucking abject stupidity and constant attention whoring.

Once this was explained that he's not some champion of justice but a fraud who's sort of tripped into pretending he's the greatest martyr to ever exist in british political history while being nearly outright pampered when in prison (when he's not faking a hunger strike by simply skipping Breakfast and Lunch) any support he might have got has bled away.

Also being near Sargon of Akkad and other crazies as Batten rode his dick has definitely killed UKIP as a serious british political force to the point Farage has fucked off with most of the UKIP MEPs to form The Brexit Party.
 
Can someone check if Matt Palumbo has deleted his LinkedIn account, please. I don't know if he has deleted his account or just blocked me.

His email address is mpalumbo12@live.com

Just tell him John sent you. Ask him if I should go to the airfield or back to the cops. I had a plan but the chick I was relying on isn't responding.

Nobody cares.

Fucking pussy. If you won't back it up, STFU.

Just like that POC in the police station yesterday.
 
Can someone check if Matt Palumbo has deleted his LinkedIn account, please. I don't know if he has deleted his account or just blocked me.

His email address is mpalumbo12@live.com

Just tell him John sent you. Ask him if I should go to the airfield or back to the cops. I had a plan but the chick I was relying on isn't responding.



Fucking pussy. If you won't back it up, STFU.

Just like that POC in the police station yesterday.
I can't tell if this is a troll or you're really exceptional/British
 
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