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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Faggots and dykes shouldn't be allowed to adopt, ever. Perhaps, maybe if they're vetted and found to be fit, and something awful happens in their families and a sibling or close relative dies and specifically states in their will any living kids are to go to them, then maybe we should allow exceptions but they should never be allowed to adopt a non-related child.

What happened with that baby boy is so disgusting and offensive it's made me feel sick.

Children who are abused at that age are damaged beyond repair. Abuse at any age is reprehensible but people who sexually abuse infants are literal demons skin walking on this earth.
 
I would like to take some time away from homos being disgusting to talk about how much I hate Royal Mail. I am held hostage by their ineptitude. "Your package will be here between 8:30 - 13:30" becomes "Your package will be here between 13:30 - 19:30". Here's a live track link but that's not to your package but to one of the vans that just happens to be in your area, it hasn't got your package so I can do nothing more than watch the van pull away. Sometimes they tell me it'll be here at a later date only for it to show an hour after I got that text. The van has gone down my road again, they're mocking me and I can't stand it.

Delivery Attempted. No one was in they say. Hate.
 
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Here's a live track link but that's not to your package but to one of the vans that just happens to be in your area, it hasn't got your package so I can do nothing more than watch the van pull away.
That's more than I usually get from those retards. Last time I was waiting for a parcel from Royal Mail, when I originally tried the tracking number all it did at first was lead me to a message that said "we normally aim to deliver to your area between 12:30pm and 6:30pm". The next day at 2pm I got an email saying it would be delivered between 6:05pm - 7:30pm, followed at 4:30ish by the following two messages within minutes of each other:
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Not not only do I not have a designated safespace, I also don't have an outbuilding they could access either. Turns out they'd left my (fairly expensive) package at some random fucking address round the corner, which I only found out because one of the people who lived there was honest enough when he realised it wasn't his, to bring it round.
 
Passenger be language again. Why was the woman in the canal?
The social workers were in a WhatsApp group together with the adoptive couple, colluding to discredit the foster mother and any other witnesses or evidence against the defendants, and prior to the trial as well, to deny the foster parents any access to Preston that might have revealed evidence of abuse.
This makes me so angry. Everyone involved has collude in the baby being raped to death. Name them, shame them and prosecute them. frankly, in an ideal world we’d hang the lot of them
 
Jamie Oliver is a great way for people to start cooking and making healthier choices, it doesn't matter than he comes off as a prick, he's miles better than that sex pest Nigella. His youtube also features other chefs especially that old Italian guy who makes fantastic recipes.

Polanski is now more unpopular than Farage after criticising the police officer who arrested the Golders Green terrorist. Archive is being retarded. Idk where these polls are made or what sample size.
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BBC blames cozzy livs for RECORD levels of slavery in the UK.............................
The rising cost of living and new technology are leading to record levels of exploitation in the UK, the independent anti-slavery commissioner (IASC) has warned.

Over 23,000 potential victims of modern slavery were referred to the monitoring group in 2025, a 22% increase on the previous year and the highest number ever recorded.

A report published on Monday has warned that people trafficking, forced labour and sexual exploitation will become harder to detect in the coming years unless urgent action is taken against criminal networks.

More than a fifth of potential victims in 2025 were from the UK, the largest single group.

Eritrean nationals (13%) were the second-largest group, followed by Vietnamese nationals (9%).

The report comes more than 10 years after the Modern Slavery Act came into force, and draws together evidence from more than 50 organisations to analyse how exploitation may evolve.

It points to three main factors driving a rise: rising living costs, debt and insecure work.

Conflict and displacement around the world are making it easier for traffickers to exploit vulnerable people, the report also warns, while artificial intelligence (AI) and digital platforms are enabling traffickers to "recruit, groom and control victims at scale".

Eleanor Lyons, who was appointed IASC in October 2023, said the report underlined "how exploitation is increasingly affecting people within the UK".

She said: "The most harrowing forms of exploitation are becoming more widespread in this country and evolving faster than we can respond.

"It will spread further and become harder to stop unless we act now."

Speaking to BBC Radio 4 Today programme, Lyons said it is "predominantly British boys and girls who are being exploited by criminals".

She explained that children can be exploited through chat functions in video games, as perpetrators gain their trust this way, buying them tokens and targeting vulnerable children.

"That is the beginning of a journey of grooming and blackmail," she said, as they then begin to exploit the children.

She said boys are typically exploited criminally, by county lines and drug gangs, whereas girls more commonly face sexual exploitation.

"That's risen by over 50% in the last five years and its happening younger and younger," she says of sexual exploitation of girls.

But she said that both children and adults are "terrified of telling people" in case they get in trouble.

"We used to think that this was predominately something that happened on far flung shores" but it happens across the UK, she said.
'Behind these numbers are real people'

Lyons said the the UK's response is "not keeping with the scale and complexity of the threat", and called on the government to introduce changes, including funding for specialist police units and fines for businesses found to have breached anti-exploitation rules.

"Behind these numbers are real people being abused in ways most of us would struggle to imagine, whether it's women forced into the sex trade, children coerced into drug gangs, or workers trapped in brutal conditions with no way out, often living in absolute fear," Lyons added.

A Home Office spokesperson said it is "committed to reviewing the modern slavery system to reduce opportunities for misuse of the system, whilst also ensuring that we have the right protections for those who need it".

They added the department is working with survivors and have taken action to reduce case backlogs.

The Modern Slavery Act 2015 brought together existing anti-exploitation offences into one law, and created new duties and powers to protect victims and prosecute offenders.

It introduced a new defence for victims of slavery and trafficking who have been forced to break the law.

The Bristol explosion was an abusive man throwing a fucking grenade at his ex.
Neighbour Wayne Smith, 58, a carpenter, said: “He’s turned up at her house with a grenade and detonated it on the doorstep and killed the pair of them.
 
I think Reform offering to put all illegal immigrants into Green constituencies and the reaction to it was funny, but I don't think it's necessarily practical or good optics. I do wonder however if something like that has potentially been occurring discreetly the other way round.
 
I watched Mr. Paki-mans advert for reform. Very gross to see mud on the screen, very icky. Funny idea, but again, it's Reform. I've got a mud man saying smugly that he's gonna deport all the illegal migrants. Yes, good start, fantastic. Week 1 stuff. Week 2 is you. Get the fuck out. It just won't happen if Reform get in.
 
Dave will be gone by the end of the week.
He lied about being a full member of the National Council of Hypnotherapy (to my knowledge tho, anyone can call themselves a therapist) despite telling clients he was; he lied about living in a rented flat; he lied about being a spokesman for Make Votes Matter (he was a spokesman for the cause not the organisation); he lied about not believing he could change breast sizes; and he lied about his name. He lies!
Zack Polanski falsely claimed to be a spokesman for the British Red Cross while crowdfunding his campaign for deputy leader of the Green Party.
The left-wing populist has traded heavily on his unconventional background, having trained as an actor, handed out flyers for nightclubs and worked as a hypnotherapist before turning to politics.
But The Times has uncovered disputed claims among the past experiences listed on his former website and independent promotional pages.

They include his repeated assertion to have acted as a “spokesperson” for the British Red Cross, which he put on his site and two donation pages while running for deputy leader in 2022. The British Red Cross denied the claim, and the Green Party later said the reference was to Polanski hosting fundraisers for the charity.

It also emerged that Polanski was not a full member of the National Council of Hypnotherapy while working as a hypnotherapist, despite making such a claim to potential clients.
Polanski, 43, has led the Green Party to record highs in the polls and a Manchester by-election win since being elected leader in September 2025. His combative statements and relaxed speaking style have led to him being labelled the left’s Nigel Farage.

But unlike Farage, who has dealt with public attention for decades, Polanski’s background is less well known and he was thrust into the spotlight only by last year’s leadership win.

Polanski told The Sunday Times that he now rented a flat with his boyfriend, but in recent years they appear to have stayed on a narrowboat at a marina in Hackney, east London, a district which is one of the Green Party’s top election targets.

Their narrowboat is on sale, for £100,000, alongside an advert explaining they were leaving their “amazing home” of three years to move into a house. The advert, stating that mooring fees were more than £750 per month, was withdrawn after inquiries from The Times.

Government guidance suggests that council tax — a tax Polanski has campaigned to replace as Green Party leader — may be payable if a boat is a person’s sole or main residence. The Green Party declined to comment, but Polanski is understood to insist that he stays there only occasionally. Boats at the marina are leisure moorings and are kept there under non-residential agreements. Owners must provide proof of a home address.

The Green Party leader is believed to pay council tax as part of his rent as a lodger in another residence.

Polanski has also previously claimed to have worked as a teacher, a counsellor and trainer in schools, universities, mental health services and prisons, including for the Ministry of Justice.

In 2020, on his personal website, he mentioned working as a spokesperson for the British Red Cross charity, adding that he was “really proud of the work we do”.

Two years later he repeated the claim while crowdfunding £400 for his campaign for Green Party deputy leader, which he won, saying: “As a spokesperson for the British Red Cross, I care deeply about ending racialised policing and have been calling for an end to the phoney war on drugs.”

The British Red Cross told The Times that Polanski “has not been a spokesperson” and said it had raised the claim with the politician’s team.

In response, the Green Party said Polanski had been a host “for several fundraisers for the British Red Cross” and had been on stage supporting their work.

While running for deputy leader in 2022, Polanski also said he had been a “spokesperson” for Make Votes Matter, the campaign for proportional representation. Make Votes Matter said that while Polanski was a spokesperson for the cause, he was not a spokesperson for the organisation. The Green Party said Polanski had been a “representative” for the group.

If Polanski’s political career continues to soar, he may have to perform in front of the prime minister — something he has already done.

As a member of the London International Gospel Choir, he performed for David Cameron, then the prime minister, as well as Prince Charles and on the live final of reality TV show The X Factor.

One choir source alleged, however, that Polanski had acted inappropriately in 2015 by changing the words to the gospel song Total Praise at the Liberal Democrat party conference. Polanski is claimed to have altered the word “amen” to “Lib Dem”. He was a Liberal Democrat member at the time.

One role for which Polanski was well known was his stint as a hypnotherapist, operating at the Lewis Clinic in Harley Street, central London. He appeared in a Sun newspaper feature in 2013 where he tried to enlarge the breasts of a female reporter using hypnotherapy.

Since becoming a part of the Green Party leadership, Polanski has said that he “never believed” that women’s breasts could be enlarged by hypnotherapy and that he was never paid to try.

But Robert Lewis, founder of the Lewis Clinic, said that hypnotherapists operating at his Harley Street premises did try to enlarge the breasts of female clients. Lewis, who knew Polanski, said: “It was just one of the things that we did and people knew about it. I did several myself.” Defending the practice, Lewis added: “Actually, what you can get using the mind is one cup size up or down.”

Lewis said he previously had a client who was a pole dancer who wanted to increase the size of her bust and insisted it was possible using hypnotherapy. “It doesn’t sound rational to you because you don’t believe that the body is a machine. It’s attached to a consciousness and a brain and that influences the mechanics within reason,” Lewis told The Times.

Polanski said last year that he had been misrepresented in the Sun article, insisting he apologised in a BBC interview the day after the story came out. In fact, Polanski told the BBC in 2013 that “increasingly more and more as I work with people” there was “anecdotal evidence, at least, of growth in breast size”.

Despite this, a Green Party spokesman insisted this week: “Zack has always been clear that this was not a service he offered and that this was an idea of a Sun journalist. He has apologised repeatedly.”

Advertising his services as a hypnotherapist on his website, Polanski included the letters “MNCH” after his name, which stood for “member of the National Council of Hypnotherapy”. He told prospective customers: “I am a member of the National Council Of Hypnotherapy, and abide by their strict code of conduct and ethics of good practice and their public protection policies.”

But although he was a student member until he qualified, he was never a full member of the National Council of Hypnotherapy.

By that stage Polanski — who was born David Paulden in Salford, Greater Manchester, to Abby, who works in the entertainment industry, and Philip, a company managing director — had already changed his name.

He attended Aberystwyth University in 2003 to study acting, and was an exchange student on a theatre and film studies course at the University of Georgia (UGA) in 2004. While in the US, Polanski got a taste for the limelight, starring in film The Gallon Challenge about a student who makes a documentary about a milk drinking contest.

George Contini, a lecturer at UGA, who remembered Polanski, said he had “represented the best of our theatre and film department’s values”. He added: “He was sincere, compassionate, inquisitive, and creative.”

Polanski’s approval rating has fallen since his response to the Golders Green attack. It was down 14 points in the past week, according to a survey by the pollster More in Common. Having had an overall rating of minus 13 per cent, just above Farage and behind the Tory leader, Kemi Badenoch, and the Lib Dem leader, Sir Ed Davey, Polanski’s rating is now minus 27 per cent.

Although the fall means he is now trailing Farage, he remains well ahead of Sir Keir Starmer’s approval rating of minus 45 per cent.

Luke Tryl, executive director of More in Common, said focus groups suggested Polanski’s response to the stabbing of two Jewish men in Golders Green last week had contributed to his fall in popularity.

Polanski shared a social media post criticising police officers for kicking the suspect while arresting him. The post was condemned by politicians from other parties and Sir Mark Rowley, the Metropolitan Police commissioner.

Polanski subsequently apologised for “sharing a tweet in haste”, adding: “Police responses to emergency situations such as these do need later reflection in the right forums, but I accept that social media is not the appropriate channel for doing so.”

Tryl said the drop in Polanski’s approval rating showed the controversy had “very definitely cut through”.
 
I actually like his recipes. My mother signed me up to his cooking school for a weekend on a past birthday and I learned how to make paella from one of his chefs. It works : D
The thing with recipes is that they kinda aren't 'his'. There are recipes that are his. Those are the gimmicky ones that no one would ever make. I looked at the first recipe on his site. It's literally just 'marinate chicken and then cook it'. Hardly anything original or special. Food is rather simple, there's only so many ways you can cook most things. It's less a recipe and more 'here's jamie oliver's favourite seasoning for chicken' which is fine but like the point of cooking is you change it to make your own to your own tastes. He's not a bad cook when it comes to normal things. But he feels the need to do some gimmicky shit to make it interesting but that's not really a recipe, that's just a way to get all the single mothers with a crush on him to watch a new episode of his shit. That or he does something outside his normal comfort zone and completely fucks it up, like the countless times he fucks up rice. His food isn't bad it's just gimmicky or generic. It's his fucking delusional saviour complex that makes him hated, yea take away the 'unhealthy' food and replace it with something twice as expensive with half the calories because he is a rich cunt who has never actually dealt with being poor before. He speaks about things and acts as if he knows literally everything and he's a master in them when it's all just bluffing. He has never been in that position so he cannot understand that sometimes you don't have a choice, you literally cannot afford the pack of strawberries and yogurt and simply have to eat some processed cup noodle shit because you cannot afford anything else.
Delivery Attempted. No one was in they say. Hate.
My favourite one is when the fucking jeet cannot understand what a doorbell is for. Yea thanks mate the knocking that sounds like literally any vague outside noise will totally let me know instead of the DING DONG that you cannot ignore. I fucking hate their estimates too. I don't want to say nice things about fucking amazon but at least their estimates are decent and they give you a proper live feed. Yea sorry mate but 'some time between 12 and 8' doesn't really help me. I can't really just sit around doing nothing for 8 hours waiting for you. Like at some point during that 8 hour period I might want to take a shit or a shower, walk the dog, do something in the garden, have a fucking nap, but no I can't do that because if I am not at the door within 10 seconds of them lightly tapping on the door ready to sign for it then they're walking away. Or my favourite one is when they leave it in a 'safe' place which is normally just on the doorstep. They could put it behind something so it isn't instantly visible to anyone walking down the road but that would be too much thought for the fucking retards they employ now. You have to walk by the van to leave anyway why the fuck don't you hide the package behind the tire or something?
 
My favourite one is when the fucking jeet cannot understand what a doorbell is for. Yea thanks mate the knocking that sounds like literally any vague outside noise will totally let me know instead of the DING DONG that you cannot ignore. I fucking hate their estimates too. I don't want to say nice things about fucking amazon but at least their estimates are decent and they give you a proper live feed. Yea sorry mate but 'some time between 12 and 8' doesn't really help me. I can't really just sit around doing nothing for 8 hours waiting for you. Like at some point during that 8 hour period I might want to take a shit or a shower, walk the dog, do something in the garden, have a fucking nap, but no I can't do that because if I am not at the door within 10 seconds of them lightly tapping on the door ready to sign for it then they're walking away. Or my favourite one is when they leave it in a 'safe' place which is normally just on the doorstep. They could put it behind something so it isn't instantly visible to anyone walking down the road but that would be too much thought for the fucking retards they employ now. You have to walk by the van to leave anyway why the fuck don't you hide the package behind the tire or something?
Half of the time they don't even bother knocking at mine, they just leave it by the bin and fuck off.
 
He's not a bad cook when it comes to normal things. But he feels the need to do some gimmicky shit to make it interesting but that's not really a recipe, that's just a way to get all the single mothers with a crush on him to watch a new episode of his shit
Delia Smith did a bunch of fairly decent cookery books and then stopped. When asked she said there are only so many ways to make a meal and she was done with it.

he's miles better than that sex pest Nigella.
I would be okay that, tbh.

(I have no idea what she did, tbc).

My favourite one is when the fucking jeet cannot understand what a doorbell is for. Yea thanks mate the knocking that sounds like literally any vague outside noise will totally let me know instead of the DING DONG that you cannot ignore.
Gah! Bane of my life. There's a doorbell right fucking there. The number of times I've missed something because they just don't fucking ring it, I do not know. You are a delivery person. Your entire job is to deliver things. How can you fail at one of the simplest parts of your job. They don't even look, I am sure. I don't know why! One of the things I would most expect to find on a door is... a doorbell.
 
Delia Smith did a bunch of fairly decent cookery books and then stopped. When asked she said there are only so many ways to make a meal and she was done with it.
I don't really trust most cook books anyway. If Jamie wrote recipes for exclusively English food then yea I might use it. But I almost exclusively use recipes from the people that actually come from that place. If the Italian recipe isn't a video of an old Italian woman I am not doing it. If the Asian recipe isn't from someone that looks like they are about 90 years old but with the dexterity and movement of a 20 year old then I'm not interested. The only time I don't want authentic is indian but I don't really like indian food, racism aside, and the last time I found some fat English guy with a beard who was incredibly knowledgeable. Same for English food really, I know a chef but he's too thin, I want recipes from some big fat guy who looks like he actually eats it. I want recipes from people who have both grown up with the food and also still eat it. Back in ye olde days of the 90s I could understand tv shows and recipe books but now I can get the recipe directly from the people that actually invented them.

Same as with dogs too. As much as I hate f****h people I only listened to what they said about pyreneeses. They invented it so they know it best.
(I have no idea what she did, tbc).
A lot of coke. That's what she did. And does.
 
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