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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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One of the reasons a lot of us have experience in towns like this is how university and college used to work. If you lived some where like Milton Keynes or Birmingham you were about an hour by train to a lot of those smaller towns. They were ideal places to "Go to uni" while also being in reach of home. So you could catch the train to your parents on a Friday night and go back to uni on a Sunday after dinner. It was far enough to be away from home but close enough your Dad could get to you if there was an emergency. The education used to be good enough to learn what you needed to work in the local industries, so stuff like engineering or textiles were within reach. The rail network and closeness to each other made it possible to go out for a night in a different town every night of the week and you made a lot of friends (and lady friends) around them. You learnt about the towns people came from and visited them during your breaks. No one gives a fuck about shoes, except people desperate for something to gloat about. But if it gets you laid you will absorb all the tshoe trivia and bring it back up decades later.
 
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Honestly the obfuscation needed to be British and here is the most annoying part. Just waiting for Josh to realise he can do his corner shop tokens to prove you’re an adult online.

Until then you’ll all have to believe I work in a bio warfare lab near Bolton.

Regarding the shoes, there is a Robert Llewelyn book “the man on platform 5” that is set in the tail end of that industry.
 
Is every fucker in this thread from the Midlands, apart from Otterley and Mister Roman Numerals Brigade?
I'm from Iran officer.

In more interesting news did you know charities should be less worried about cancer and more worried about who has cancer?


Macmillan Cancer Support will prioritise access to its welfare advice for gay, transgender and ethnic minority cancer patients, and those with existing health problems, The Sunday Telegraph can reveal.
Under a new model, the charity’s benefits advisers would target ongoing financial and wellbeing support at groups it would deem most vulnerable, including LGBTQ+ people, ethnic minorities and those already unwell before their cancer diagnosis.
Staff will also be asked to prioritise those with caring responsibilities.
The new approach is set to be rolled out across Macmillan’s welfare advice service on June 1.

‘Casework’ support​

For nearly two decades, its advisers have helped newly diagnosed patients secure essential benefits when cancer leaves them unable to work. Specialist staff provide short interventions, usually under 30 minutes, as well as more in-depth “casework” support.
Delivered through 120 local organisations, including Citizens Advice branches, the service supported more than 100,000 cancer patients in 2024, the latest year on record. However, costs rose to more than £20 million, which the charity said was unaffordable, while demand outstripped provision.
Macmillan said it had been under financial strain for several years. Last year, it cut a quarter of its staff and scrapped its £17m annual hardship fund, which provided £200 grants to tens of thousands of low-income cancer patients. It also considered withdrawing its welfare advice service entirely, prompting a public backlash.
Now, as part of a cost-efficiency drive, bosses have designed a new model backed by a £16.5m annual grant, guaranteed for three years to June 2029. The “local financial and wellbeing support” service aims to improve value by contracting with fewer partner organisations and focusing more costly casework on those deemed most in need.

‘Preferred not to say’​

Macmillan has reviewed NHS cancer patient experience data to identify who to prioritise. The latest survey found that those “who preferred not to say if their gender identity is the same as the sex they were registered at birth” and those “who self-reported [their ethnicity] as Mixed, Asian, Black, or not given” reported lower than average overall care experiences.
Explaining this approach in a recent article, Kate Seymour, the charity’s head of advocacy, said NHS data suggested that “many people with cancer are reporting poorer experiences across several areas of care, particularly some people who face the highest risk of health inequalities, such as those with mixed or multiple ethnicities, and those from the LGBTQ+ community.”
She added that “people with cancer in England who are Black, LGBTQ+, autistic or have other long-term health conditions or a learning disability, are all significantly less likely to get the support they need with their health and wellbeing while receiving hospital treatment.”
From June 1, advisers will also be encouraged to proactively reach out to vulnerable groups, including LGBTQ+ patients, ethnic minorities and those with pre-existing conditions.
While these groups have been identified as national priorities, Macmillan accepts that in some areas, such as rural communities, prioritising ethnic minorities may not be appropriate where populations are overwhelmingly white. Their strategy involves working with local partners to tailor priorities to local demographics.
This could include targeting farmers in rural areas and fishermen in coastal communities, who face distinct barriers to care, such as long periods at sea.
The new strategy will not affect Macmillan’s free phone line, staffed by advisers and cancer nurse specialists, which runs seven days a week from 8am to 8pm, or its other well-known services, such as Macmillan nurses working in hospitals, hospices and the community.

‘Simply wrong’​

The new welfare service would also continue to target patients in the greatest financial hardship. Macmillan hopes it will reach similar numbers, if not more, by triaging more robustly and directing some patients to less intensive support, such as the phone line.
It is understood that all cancer patients will still be able to access more intensive, ongoing financial help if deemed necessary, regardless of race or sexual orientation, though advisers may not be prompted to prioritise them.
The plan has raised concern among some benefits advisers, with one whistleblower describing the changes as “simply wrong.”
On Saturday [March 21], a Macmillan social security adviser, speaking anonymously, told The Telegraph: “There is considerable angst amongst staff about having to ask patients sensitive questions about their sexuality. Such questions just feel inappropriate.”
The social security adviser added: “Macmillan’s overarching policy seems to be addressing health inequalities. Whilst this is an admirable goal which I’m sure is being pursued with the best of intentions, favouring certain groups over others because of characteristics such as the colour of their skin is simply wrong.
“Thinking of my current caseload, I have struggled to identify a single patient for whom I would not deem casework necessary.”
There is strong evidence that people with pre-existing conditions and learning disabilities could have worse cancer outcomes.
However, for ethnicity, sexual orientation and gender identity, national data on cancer incidence and mortality do not consistently support the new model.


Office for National Statistics data, analysed by the King’s Fund, shows white British people are, on average, more likely to develop and die from cancer than Asian, Chinese and mixed-race groups. White women have higher cancer incidence than black women, while rates among black and white men are broadly similar.
Patterns vary by cancer type and sex. Asian populations are deemed to have had higher rates of liver and oral cancers, Bangladeshi men had a higher lung cancer mortality than white men, and black men had a significantly higher prostate cancer incidence and mortality than their white counterparts.
Scientists attribute some disparities in cancer outcomes to the “healthy migrant effect”, whereby healthier individuals are more likely to migrate, as well as higher rates of obesity, smoking and alcohol use among white populations.
There is no evidence that being gay or transgender affects cancer outcomes in the UK, a finding previously recognised by both Cancer Research UK and Macmillan.
The charity would provide additional training to staff on discussing sexual orientation and gender identity sensitively.
Steven McIntosh, the charity’s chief partnerships officer, said that Macmillan’s new service would “offer local financial and wellbeing support to people living with cancer in every part of the UK.”
He added that the new service was “designed to keep up with rising demand” and ensure everyone would get the “support they need.”
Citizens Advice declined to comment.
"How large is the tumour? And more importantly are those testicles masculine or feminine?"
 
None of us are actually real. We're just a 77 Brigade Op to degrade the greatest threat to the British uniparty (Reform and Nigel) by attacking It's most dedicated member (MiW).
Well if you're trying to effect that the third wing of the uniparty Reform are actually anti-Establishment, then must be a glowie!
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I'm from Iran officer.
Doesn't bother me.
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Honestly the obfuscation needed to be British and here is the most annoying part. Just waiting for Josh to realise he can do his corner shop tokens to prove you’re an adult online.

Until then you’ll all have to believe I work in a bio warfare lab near Bolton.
I thought that was what Otterley did? Are we all from the Midlands and now working in the same bio warfare lab?


In more interesting news did you know charities should be less worried about cancer and more worried about who has cancer?
This is so patently stupid that it should never have got off the suggestion board. It’s blatantly due to some LGBTQWTFBBQ arseholes rabble-rousing about how delicate and vulnerable they are (oh yeah, and the ethnics too, honest). You’d expect a large charity with finite resources would base its spending on research and facts, but what the fuck do I know.

Disgusting bullshit like this is driving so-called ‘hate speech’, because people are sick of perverts in dresses and aggressive foreigners demanding better treatment than everyone else. Because that’s what all this is. There’s no equality about it - thy want special treatment. And they should be told to fuck off. Trannies especially, they cause their own problems by demanding the world conform to their wank fantasies, and dosing themselves up on drugs they don’t need. Gtfo, creeps and bearded ladies.

Well if you're trying to effect that the third wing of the uniparty Reform are actually anti-Establishment, then must be a glowie!
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Doesn't bother me.
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Nice boots. Were they made in Northampton?
 
All this Midlands talk brought to my mind how all my family up that way think I sound real posh, and all me family down south think I sound right common. Can't win, being the ungodly half-breed I am.

Personal coolest McDs I've been to.
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Anyone else here get to know the whimsy of the spaceship Maccas that was off the A1? Or even before that, when it was Megatron?
 
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Listen up, innit bruv? Safe to say, I got a proper soft spot for the UK, yeah? Bare personal tingz. Alright, the grub's usually bang average, and yeah, peeps take the mickey outta your birds, but I rate ya all! Especially the fit ones! Sort it out and get your country back, stop slacking, yeah?

My dear britons: I have a very emotional bond to the UK due to many personal reasons. Yes, your food is mostly trash, many make fun of your women, but I have nothing but love for you - specially the women! Please reclaim you country back and stop fucking around.
 
Listen up, innit bruv? Safe to say, I got a proper soft spot for the UK, yeah? Bare personal tingz. Alright, the grub's usually bang average, and yeah, peeps take the mickey outta your birds, but I rate ya all! Especially the fit ones! Sort it out and get your country back, stop slacking, yeah?

My dear britons: I have a very emotional bond to the UK due to many personal reasons. Yes, your food is mostly trash, many make fun of your women, but I have nothing but love for you - specially the women! Please reclaim you country back and stop fucking around.
No one cares. Kill yourself faggot.

Prince William keen to build 'strong and meaningful' bond with Church

I wonder if he's trying to stake out a divergent position from Charles. He's going to be king in just a few years, the way things are going. It'll be interesting to see if he follows in his father's squishy footsteps, or if he strikes his own path.
Day one he'll roll out the corpse of his mother and declare her the true queen of England.
 
I don't know if the online shopping thing has completely killed the concept of an old English town like that though. Is it possible to make people want to go to a town?
Parking, or the lack thereof, is what started killing it. They remove all the parking in town, then they build malls outside of town and the shops in town die. Sheffield for example used to have that lovely John Lewis and then they made the horrific one way and parking hell and built Meadowhall. Now Sheffield town centre is dead
Are we all from the Midlands and now working in the same bio warfare lab?
Me? I work in a secret bunker under Rannoch Moor. (Oh wait now we’ve gone full retard, no, I’m actually from Alabama, your honor, and protected under the first amendment. )

I briefly lived in a midlands city. Quite liked it, tbh. It’s very patchy - you’ve got the hellscapes of Muslim ghettos and then at the opposite end of the spectrum you’ve got the lovely little villages where they make a specific type of ceramic, have delightful garden centres and it’s the only place on earth you can find their unique cakes.

If anyone wants to give me a high paying job in a biowarfare lab, just hit me up. Mid six figures and a coherent ethical case, and I’m yours.
 
One of the interesting things about people who "lived in the midlands" is that they say they lived there years ago and it wasn't that bad.

I don't think they've grasped the RADICAL niggifcation and cuzzification of these areas over the past few years. It's not a gradual thing, an area will go from mostly white to not in a year.
 
One of the interesting things about people who "lived in the midlands" is that they say they lived there years ago and it wasn't that bad.

I don't think they've grasped the RADICAL niggifcation and cuzzification of these areas over the past few years. It's not a gradual thing, an area will go from mostly white to not in a year.
I didn't visit my hometown for roughly 5/6 years around the time of Covid hysteria. The last time I went back I couldn't see a single white person when I walked down the high street. There were some new shops where all the signage was in a foreign language. I was in complete shock as it wasn't particularly "diverse" when I left previously. People were staring at me like I was the unwelcome foreigner.
I hear so many pro-migrant arguments focusing on integration, but how can immigrants integrate with the native population when all the natives have either died or moved away?
 
The Midlands are extremely conservative. The type of person drawn to the farms is going to come from conservative areas.
The Black Country even has a cool flag in the windmill of friendship colour scheme:
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It's not a language any more, it's just a hyper speed series of grunts and 3 letter words that make no sense unless read aloud.
You’d have to translate it into normal written English first. I gave up on Trainspotting like 2 chapters in because it’s written how Scottish people talk and it’s really hard to parse.
 
I wonder if he's trying to stake out a divergent position from Charles. He's going to be king in just a few years, the way things are going. It'll be interesting to see if he follows in his father's squishy footsteps, or if he strikes his own path.
We can dream. First act as king (and head of CoE) ban women ministers, expell the jews, expell the muslims, expell the catholics and ban gay marriage.

I'm really lucky as a jock that no one wants to move to my home town thereby stopping any migrant take over. Seeing full on forgein signs everywhere and no natives gets me in the feels. I can't imagine what it's like for you Kiwis.

Back onto the kind of people who post kn this thread, it's quite wild how many mums there are. I just can't imagine you lot sitting in the car at home time posting about how much you hate brown people. It could also show though that the people who have a stake in the long term future of the country (through children, grandchildren ect) are getting fed up. You don't see many young leftists with children is all I'm saying.
 
it’s the only place on earth you can find their unique cakes.
That's one of the things I miss. The Midlands is top tier afternoon tea country. They have made an art out of baking there and you will end up a fat lad if you spend too much time there. It's one of the reasons I look down on places like Greggs and Costa. Proper bakers in the Midlands are god tier.
I don't think they've grasped the RADICAL niggifcation and cuzzification of these areas over the past few years. It's not a gradual thing, an area will go from mostly white to not in a year.
We see the difference when we visit and we still have friends in the area. Occasionally check the local news.

I was checking one of the local papers for Northampton area yesterday out of interest. In January alone the town center had 200 cases of violence or sexual crimes (they mix both together to cover up the sex crimes). The 2nd most dangerous place was the smaller out of town mini town center which is mostly foreigners where KFC is. Which was like 150 incidents in just January alone. There were over a 1,000 incidents in just January. And this covers everything from drunken fist fights up to children being raped because modern crime reporting. But it makes you think how bad things are when there are this many and they have to put rape and drunken brawl in the same category to hide numbers.

I'm really lucky as a jock that no one wants to move to my home town thereby stopping any migrant take over. Seeing full on forgein signs everywhere and no natives gets me in the feels. I can't imagine what it's like for you Kiwis.
They don't want to be there, they get placed there. You are 1 night away from 500 foreign men being put in a hotel via a series of buses. Never relax and feel like your town is too shit for them to be there. Shit places are often targeted because they're cheap and no one cares about the natives there. Look at the Dundee incident.
 
The Black Country even has a cool flag in the windmill of friendship colour scheme:
which faced a ton of backlash from black londoners who thought the chains meant muh slavery and not the true and honest hardworking men and women of the Black Country and the Industrial Revolution

Ambulances belonging to Hatzolah, a Jewish group, were set on fire in Golders Green. The Government will fund 4 replacement ambulances. Please note they are not 'Jew only' ambulances, they are just run by a Jewish group and will respond to anyone who needs an ambulance, similar to St Johns being run by Christians.
 
Ambulances belonging to Hatzolah, a Jewish group, were set on fire in Golders Green. The Government will fund 4 replacement ambulances. Please note they are not 'Jew only' ambulances, they are just run by a Jewish group and will respond to anyone who needs an ambulance, similar to St Johns being run by Christians.
So they're Jewish ambulances, for Jewish people and they pay lip service to cover this up.

One of the problems with the Midlands we often don't discuss is people look down on staying there. The reason it's so non white now is no one wants to build anything. They all want to move away to the cities where there's more stuff already there. So the businesses the place needs never exist because the white people move out as soon as possible. There's nothing there because no one does anything and no one does anything because there's nothing there. If the young ones stayed there and worked towards opening a business the place would be revived but as the thread has shown, most people move out and then say they miss the old days.
 
They all want to move away to the cities where there's more stuff already there. So the businesses the place needs never exist because the white people move out as soon as possible. There's nothing there because no one does anything and no one does anything because there's nothing there. If the young ones stayed there and worked towards opening a business the place would be revived but as the thread has shown, most people move out and then say they miss the old days.
In my experience, most of my old friends haven't moved out of our town to live in cities, it's the opposite, they're now in very rural areas with fewer brick and mortar businesses but more opportunities for self-employment trades. Other mums don't have to compete with immigrants for part-time low-skill work that fits around childcare (yet), so their wages are higher than they would be back home. They can't afford housing anywhere near the city, not that the crime rate makes city-life appealing even if they were millionaires.
Young people can't stay in towns if they can't afford housing.
 
I'm really lucky as a jock that no one wants to move to my home town thereby stopping any migrant take over.
My man there are immigrants in places like Inverness. Even Stornoway has Syrians (very unpopular decision - 10 new builds with a view of one of the world's most beautiful beaches were given to the Syrians instead of locals). There is a fucking MOSQUE in Stornoway now for these leeches.
Your town is not safe from invasion.
 
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