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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.
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It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Made In Wales said:
Sparkhill, Duddeston, Alum Rock are literal shit/hell holes where infestation is rife.

The biggest rats there are the politicians (mostly Asians weirdly enough).

With 99 days to go until the Senedd Election, whilst Wales Online have asked 'why haven't Reform UK got a Welsh leader' (there's an announcement due next month about who that person will be - no, it's sadly not going to be me) they have today mentioned a story which will bury Eluned Morgan a lot sooner than May 7th:


Rhun, to give him credit, is right - she is totally powerless and when Shabbaranks Moomoo (or whatever she's called) dismisses Wales and its leader in that manner then there is no going back.

There's now calls to prorogue the Welsh Parliament earlier as a protest against Starmer - no business will be done in the Senedd, but hey that's nothing new.
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So will the Welsh reform leader be a jeet, paki or nigger? Which washed out Tory will it be?
 
Heinrich Maneuver said:
The Government has proposed reforms to the Vet industry due to high prices. Please note these guys top themselves at a fucking alarming rate already so expect whatever is introduced to Parliament to be U-turned on. (PL: knew a ton of farm vets. they were all fucking each other and spreading clap that they treated with sheep antibiotics. they were also very passionate about cheese. disturbing folk)
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Could you explain more? Were they sharing animals or literally fucking each other? Aren't vets usually solo workers?

Someone else can make the white girls and vets joke.
the rat said:
Did miw have one with your mum or something? You keep going off at him in the thread and on his profile.
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He made an idiot of himself and doubled down. You can't act like a twitter tranny on the farms and not expect someone to try and milk you.

I still hope he comes to his senses with reform before he tops himself. They just won't stop taking brown tories in.
Otterly said:
Also a fantastic source of vitamin c if things get bad. You can use most parts of dandelions to eat or to dry/tea etc.
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Dandelion and Burdock is delicious. Proper old school pop.
 
The Crack Spiders Bitch said:
Hope you're all doing your part to name the Paki when you see it:
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The biggest takeaway here is that these people are terrified of white identitarianism. They are mortified by the concept that whites may someday see themselves as essentially a racial diaspora and begin working in the same way other races do. Whites have tremendous political power and I have seen and heard with my own eyes companies and people get antsy over White backlash.

They're scared of you, and they're right to be.
 
SaltyFanta said:
They're scared of you, and they're right to be.
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I don't think they are, certainly not by the direction of travel. They know that the Law works in their favour thanks to people like Starmer and their infiltration of our institutions.
Those English natives that have jobs and are eking out a living feel that we can't afford to lose what we have by doing anything about it. If anything, I see them as more emboldened and entitled than ever. This might explain why more people are outwardly hostile to them, so incidences are rising - the brown fatigue is real. The fact they are so emboldened and feel untouchable also explains why Mahmood is so comfortable expressing her dislike of someone she knows being called a hurty word.
 
Duane Dibbley said:
Know thy enemy
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer
etcetc
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Utter bollocks. Lets try.

Don't complain about foreigners taking over the country when you're friends with them and encouraging them to be here.

Don't buy from them. Don't socialize with them. Never be polite to them. And if you can't say anything bad about them, say nothing.

I dread to think what colour your girlfriend is.
 
Made In Wales said:
There's now calls to prorogue the Welsh Parliament earlier as a protest against Starmer - no business will be done in the Senedd, but hey that's nothing new.
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Devolution was a mistake, at least in the way it's been implemented.

Jumped up local authorities with pretendy parliaments acting as a soap box for petty z-list provincial politicians to have their turn making noise.

Holyrood and the Senedd should be shut down.
 
Kofi Drinka said:
Utter bollocks. Lets try.

Don't complain about foreigners taking over the country when you're friends with them and encouraging them to be here.
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I tel him everyday to have a blast and detonate. He just laughs. Taqqiya cuts both ways. I learn a lot while still wanting them deported.

My paki-sperging in this thread isn't based upon some paranoid schitzophrenia and 1488 aryan-wishing, it's from the horses mouth, sometimes read between the lines.
Kofi Drinka said:
Don't buy from them. Don't socialize with them. Never be polite to them. And if you can't say anything bad about them, say nothing.
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It's much better to arm oneself with knowledge, than to preen oneself with ignorance.
Kofi Drinka said:
I dread to think what colour your girlfriend is.
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They are pink and yellow and identify themselves as Blobby, with pronoun Mr.
 
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