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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Turkey crown in just long enough to crisp the skin. Cover it in foil then off to the pub. Back just in time to put the rest in and family fed by 3pm.

Stuffed is an understatement and dog keeps yapping for his new rugby ball.

Unlike you bastards in prevent and the 77th brigade we are having an amazing Christmas.
 
I hope the feds kids get culturally enriched so hard they get a fistula. Which is probably what I'll get in morning trying to pass the resulting BM from our Christmas lasagna.

Neighbor has fucked off and left her dog on is own. Barking for hours. Not sure if we can do anything to stop it- anyone got any suggestions please?
 
Sorry to interrupt all the festive cheer, but... it finally happened. My wife has divorced me after a big argument during which I threw an entire trifle over her head.

...

Needless to say, she got custardy.

HO HO HO, MEEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL BRITFAGS!
 
Did anyone get anything nice/fancy/hilarious/terrible for Christmas? How are your new socks?
I got nothing much. Bit sad, but whatever. Kids had fun.
Merry Christmas to everyone in the UK except Morrissey.
What has Morrissey ever done to you? Is this personal ? If it is we need the gossip.
Needless to say, she got custardy.
BOOM BOOM I’m here all week, etc.

I’m even extending a Christmas wish to those poor sods spending their Christmas checking nobody is amassing fertiliser on here. Maybe have a wee think about who the bad guys really are though eh? It’s not the people here making jokes about custard.
 
Did anyone get anything nice/fancy/hilarious/terrible for Christmas? How are your new socks?
Socks are toasty warm. I also got a lot of chocolate and a bottle of vodka (last minute presents are best presents), and a book about the Wager mutiny, which I'll be sharing with my dad once I've finished it.

Sorry to interrupt all the festive cheer, but... it finally happened. My wife has divorced me after a big argument during which I threw an entire trifle over her head.

...

Needless to say, she got custardy.

HO HO HO, MEEEEEERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL BRITFAGS!
You are the man who writes cracker jokes and I am not going to be convinced otherwise.

This sudden change of plans for me meant I missed the king's speech this year. Did anyone watch it? Usual sort of dribble, or did Charles actually say something worth listening to?
 
I got socks, a lovely fancy coffee mug with a matching personalized coffee mug ( with my name spelled properly on it) and a beautiful piece of original artwork. I'm going to hang it up in my sewing room. Now having an Irish coffee and a gaviscon tablet 😁

Saw a bloke out last night at the shop wearing a Christmas onesie and Crocs. Apparently the look of sheer horror and disgust on my face was funniest thing his nibs has seen all week.
 
I don't post very often, but I lurk in this thread quite a bit so would like to wish you all a merry Christmas, and thanks for keeping me entertained during dull moments.
 
"Salaam aleikum, my loyal subjects!"

God, I miss Prince Phillip.
At least Philip was honest about how he felt towards his subjects. "Ghastly" was one of his favorite words whenever he met with some of them.

Props to him for telling the fat kid who wanted to be an astronaut that he was too fat to be one, though.
 
Polanski did some 'muh refugees' speech at the same time as ol Charles' speech.
Anyway does anyone here make cauliflower cheese or cheesy leeks as part of the Xmas spread or is that just a midlands thing? I love how most brits have a roast dinner every sunday but god do we love a chrissy dinner- is it because pigs in blankets are only a yearly thing? Merry Christmas fags xx
 
Polanski did some 'muh refugees' speech at the same time as ol Charles' speech.
Anyway does anyone here make cauliflower cheese or cheesy leeks as part of the Xmas spread or is that just a midlands thing? I love how most brits have a roast dinner every sunday but god do we love a chrissy dinner- is it because pigs in blankets are only a yearly thing? Merry Christmas fags xx
Pigs in blankets and bread sauce are the hallmarks of Christmas dinner for me.
Merry Christmas!
 
Polanski did some 'muh refugees' speech at the same time as ol Charles' speech.
Anyway does anyone here make cauliflower cheese or cheesy leeks as part of the Xmas spread or is that just a midlands thing? I love how most brits have a roast dinner every sunday but god do we love a chrissy dinner- is it because pigs in blankets are only a yearly thing? Merry Christmas fags xx
We had cauliflower cheese in t'north, amongst many other things. I'm now full of port and blue cheese and pondering if I should have a single malt or a couple of rennies
 
"Salaam aleikum, my loyal subjects!"

God, I miss Prince Phillip.
He was hilarious. I loved the old spitting image queen excitedly squealing ‘PHILIIIIIIIIIP!’ In mock outrage at him like a newlywed. So funny.
I declare this thing open, whatever it is …
 
Pigs in blankets and bread sauce are the hallmarks of Christmas dinner for me.
Merry Christmas!
Bread sauce is a Scottish thing in my head, although perhaps only because I’ve only known Scottish people make it.

Cauliflower cheese should be compulsory as a side for any roast dinner. That stuff is the food of the gods.

Now bracing for a night of being woken up by rank dog farts (they love veggies, and ate plenty today). Can you actually suffocate in a fart-filled room? Paranoid minds would like to know whether you’d slip away quietly, or wake up clutching at your throat for breath, trying to gulp in the air that’s so vile it makes you want to puke it right out again.

I should also drink less gin.
 
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