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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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I'm mostly banking on the MPs themselves being better than the leadership. Reform MPs pushed for a burqa ban when Farage never brought it up before and now it's just quietly dormant as a maybe, maybe not, policy.
I didn't give you a rainbow for this because I don't think it deserves that. The pressure on Farage from more radical MPs is a real thing. But I've also seen how much purging of the original base there was and even high profile heavy weights like Rupert Lowe were driven out. One might argue, not without merit, that maybe he was driven out because he was a high profile heavy weight, but the same happens to lesser known members who step out of line. The campaign managers brought over from other establishment parties (chiefly Tories) either recruited new people or fast-tracked the ones identified as loyalist types. Some of the local regional meetings were pretty brutal in how they told grassroots supporters who'd helped get Reform where it is to fall in line behind the centrally supported people or clear out. I've seen one very popular local candidate just booted and another brought in, just because the guy... well, I don't know really. But I think he must have been identified as the type who would speak for himself rather than speak the words handed to him.

But I'm not wholly cynical. And reluctant to entirely poor cold water on MadeInWales Farage supporters. We'll see. They're in position to get a majority if they don't fuck it up before the next General Election. And given the economy is unlikely to get better in the next few years or a full deportation of all criminal migrants, I don't see Labour surging in popularity. A Reform government with a Tory opposition would be hilarious beyond measure. I'd be laughing, but in that shocked kind of way the way I laughed in 2016 when I saw Donald Fucking Trump was now president of the United States. It would just be incomprehensible and yet... it's not wholly impossible. If Reform did a strategic stand down in certain seats like they did when they were the Brexit party (they wont) it could even become likely.

I don't think you're talking out your ass (I've seen your sentiment on gambling echoed elsewhere, with younger men aligning with the sentiment it's harmful than older men),
I think different generations are familiar with different types of gambling. If you ask older people they think of having a flutter on the races. If you ask some kid he probably thinks of some B F Skinner online poker / casino. I've never understood the appeal nor want to, but I was shocked to encounter a young-ish man who was hooked in the way @Duane Dibbley has been talking about. He as an IT dude came to install some stuff and he was pale as a ghost and had apparently been up all night playing online poker, and lost about £500 in a night, from memory.
 
The green power and net zero stuff is only happening because someone somewhere is making a fat profit from it. They’d tell you shitting in your hands and clapping is good for the environment if it meant a profit for them.
As an example, Cameron's father in law was making a fortune from wind subsidies brought in by the tories. Probably still is.
 
If you zap us back to 1995, and you chain the entire boardrooms of the water companies under their worst outfalls until they stop discharging sewage, and you keep things genuinely clean, and you stop building deano boxes on ancient woodlands, I’ll vote for you.
Protect our beautiful landscapes, water air and soil, and I’m a voter.
The word "until" in the above is unnecessary to secure my vote, FYI. You can leave them there afterwards as well.

More seriously, I had a comment with someone one time about animal rights and pointed out how much of the good animal rights legislation in the UK had come in under the Tories. They're hardly a bunch of hessian wearing hippies who live only on vegetables, but they've done more for general animal welfare in this country than any other party. And it's not just about being in the position to do so. A Green Party member called for a ban on Halal meat. Quite right - barbaric practice. Said member was strongly "urged" to retract these comments by the party because of the impact it would have on Muslim and Jewish freedoms.
 
If you put the next election in their hands you've pretty much written the country off already, which is easy to do when you don't (or don't plan to) live here.
The reason Im choosing to move away is because I know what's coming. It's difficult to explain from my side and impossible to comprehend unless you've seen it.
I've told my examples to people and at best I get a look of incredulity and at worst I'm a lying racist.
I have no interest in staying around to find out I am right.

I hope I'm wrong, but nothing in past 30 years says otherwise. Sad but true.
 
To be fair more people should just leave, don't give the UK government your tax money.

I for one plan to leave once I have the funds to do so for the reason that the people who I am forced to live around are lazy, genetic dead end leeches of the state who don't care about anything as long as their dole money comes in at the end of the month. They can complain about how much they "h8 dem foriengers" all day but wont do anything about it.

Leaving isn't cowardice, it's not being suicidal.
 
Why the fuck is support for the Greens growing? Or is that the queerio idiots in a huff that the other parties no longer prioritise them? Greens are just Tories in wellies on an expensive pushbike. Look at the disaster Germany had under their Green Party. You’d have to be a complete retard to vote for a party who want to hyper tax everything outside of forcibly growing all your own food and only using power you can generate from your own farts.
There’s a surprising amount of lefties. You used to grow out of it but there’s a whole flock of retards in their 30s who love Corbyn, don’t think anyone in Labour is left wing enough, and love tranny shit.

It is fucking insane.

Also, if you vote Green you get the benefit of virtue signalling with you vote but knowing their crazy policies will never impact your life as they will never get into power.
 
I didn't give you a rainbow for this because I don't think it deserves that. The pressure on Farage from more radical MPs is a real thing. But I've also seen how much purging of the original base there was and even high profile heavy weights like Rupert Lowe were driven out. One might argue, not without merit, that maybe he was driven out because he was a high profile heavy weight, but the same happens to lesser known members who step out of line.
The main source of my optimism is that the Burqa-banner was that one woman MP who was a former-Tory. In a prior post I touched on the Reform MPs and why even the former Tories were actually decent grabs given their past history. Lowe was really the only good political outsider given McMurdoch, as admirable as it was winning on a self-funded campaign, rebelled to vote for the Online Safety Act of all things. I'm not arguing Reform should be filled up with former-Tories, I'm mostly arguing that they aren't all cunts.

Just as Farage changes his tune depending on what is deemed acceptable, the less devoted MPs will likely just echo what's popular if it means keeping their seat, which has been observed in the Tories and Labour too with Neolibs and Neocons voicing anti-immigrant platitudes in recent times. Why? Because it's what's popular. Every poll hasn't just pointed towards it being a topic of interest, as it has been for a decade and a half now, but over time the actual measures people want to deal with it have been getting stronger and stronger.
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So long as sentiments amongst the public remain at this level if not higher, there'll be a slight but continuous tug to the right on anti-immigration rhetoric and proposed measures to deal with

With Labour, the whole thing about winter cuts was generally unpopular, especially amongst their voters, which translated into a "no cuts" sentiment with MPs hence the "rebellion" that occurred not that long ago. Anti-immigration has broad appeal but in locations with high student/high immigrant populations, which make up a not inconsiderable number of Labour seats, find any sentiments racist. This means Labour are stuck potentially losing voters outside of urban heartlands to Reform or some other party because they can't tackle the issue that actually needs tackling with the peace of mind they won't lose a shit load of seats doing so.

The Tories seeing their polls boost above Labour can attribute it to Labour's incompetence with the economy, or their lack of action on the immigration issue, but with Badenoch in charge they might prioritise attacking on the former rather than the latter. I do think it's important the Tories start heating up their rhetoric, boost their numbers, to then encourage Reform to compete with them on it, sort of like we saw in the middle of the year when the Tories and Labour were both trying to assert themselves on the issue in response to the local elections.

That's the major threat to Reform. Labour and the Tories proposing shit that is going further than what they propose and then not offering anything better to draw people back. Right now Reform's polling numbers are first but they're also static and at risk of decline, and until they do there isn't much to encourage them to offer anything substantial to get those figures higher.

My relative optimism is largely a result of uncertainty when it comes to individual politicians and the public's open support for anti-immigration sentiments. Were there no sign of shifting attitudes I'd probably be a lot more cynical, and any attempts to see the bright side or argue for optimism would be more "copes" rather than sincere "hopes" based on observation of trends.

There's ways to completely demolish my optimism though:
(1) Reform drop below both Labour and the Conservatives in polling
(2) There isn't a single (even performative) act of discontentment in response to some future mass stabbing or mass casualty event ala hotel protests, riots, etcetera despite having widespread news circulation (Every rape/murder that could've been prevented were these people not allowed here ought to receive substantial backlash but regular people simply not being aware of everything is something you just have to accept)
(3) Immigration stops being 1st or 2nd as the biggest public concern in public polling
(4) Reform abandon immigration as the primary issue in favour of the economy, maybe going so far as to argue the necessity of immigration in general (this'd probably precede (1))
(5) Remigration doesn't get raised as a potential idea by any member of Reform from now until the election, possibly precluding it as a possibility.

A lot of this is dependent on the general public (who I'd rather hold more faith in than politicians) and events which may or may not occur from now until then.
I think different generations are familiar with different types of gambling. If you ask older people they think of having a flutter on the races. If you ask some kid he probably thinks of some B F Skinner online poker / casino. I've never understood the appeal nor want to, but I was shocked to encounter a young-ish man who was hooked in the way @Duane Dibbley has been talking about. He as an IT dude came to install some stuff and he was pale as a ghost and had apparently been up all night playing online poker, and lost about £500 in a night, from memory.
I think a lot of people would change their tune about gambling if you just had them run through the BossmanJack thread highlights.

Gambling addicts are trading money to feel good like any other vice. It's arguably the most efficient and least damaging addiction if you abide by limitations and don't become financially dependent on hypothetical winnings that you could win if you lose a lot of money in return. People need to set a limit and be content with their losses. The bloke was probably awake all night trying to get back a small initial loss but then ballooned it into half a grand. I typically shun measures to police self-harming behaviour because some people are incapable of policing themselves. I don't consider gambling a virtue and like a lot of vices it's harmful if you don't practice moderation, but I think in lieu of trying to protect people from themselves you probably just need a bottom-up approach.

Gen-Z smokes less and drinks less than prior generations. People will just pin that on a lack of going out or trading cigarettes for vapes, but I think the decrease is down to younger being educated and shown the harm of certain substances from a young age. Of course they're also probably opting for new ones instead, like weed. People were also getting high off of Mr Whippy cans or something, I still don't know what that was about.
 
Gen-Z smokes less and drinks less
It’s paranoia not self discipline.
If you grew up always presuming a camera to be filming you then you’d be scared of letting loose and being recorded and ruined.

Us older lot had more freedom to get absolutely wankered on 20/20 before going clubbing when we were 14 and no one would remember what a prat you were the next day outside of rumours.
 
regular people simply not being aware of everything is something you just have to accept)
Wresting control of the media should be joint priority for anyone trying to change this, along with demolishing everything the demon Blair put in place. A year of honest news headlines would see the streets full
 
No worries @Overly Serious and yes I am still gutted that we lost Rupert - a great guy and well respected, even among some Labour MP's who credit him as 'being a complete gentleman, even if our politics aren't the same'.

There is talk that at the next GE, our Great Yarmouth PPC could be a former member of S Club 7...

The difficulty with Reform UK is that we have to appeal to as broad a church as possible - there are many who think we are too harsh/strict but also some who think we are too soft and should be more like Britain First, BNP etc.

We cannot please everybody, but what we can do is at least put the foundations for badly needed change in place and hopefully in time unite the tribes of the right - personally I would love to have Rupert Lowe, David Kurten, Robin Tilbrook and maybe even Paul Golding and Laurence Fox in Reform UK or whatever we'll be called then.

Let's not forget that real life is not Kiwi Farms - here we have a hive mind of clever, intelligent and decent people who can debate and yet stay friendly or on good terms... in real life, there are people who think that Coronation Street is real... Reform UK have to try and win these people over as well...
 
The repellent shitstains known as the BBC were having "discussions" on more 20 mph speed limits on Radio 4, something our politicians are in favour of unsurprisingly. That every single expert they summon is an urban hive dweller with a 6 figure income allowing them to outsource their driving only fuels my rage but given Uber and their ilk's dependence on the rapiest of minority groups makes me suspect eventually karma may arrive for them.
 
The repellent shitstains known as the BBC were having "discussions" on more 20 mph speed limits on Radio 4, something our politicians are in favour of unsurprisingly. That every single expert they summon is an urban hive dweller with a 6 figure income allowing them to outsource their driving only fuels my rage but given Uber and their ilk's dependence on the rapiest of minority groups makes me suspect eventually karma may arrive for them.
My hope is that Nigel would end Uber, Just Eat, Deliveroo etc. on day one.

It's quite possible for people to cook - even a bowl of soup in the microwave with some sliced bread is achievable and costs less and tastes better than Just Queef and co.
 
It’s paranoia not self discipline.
If you grew up always presuming a camera to be filming you then you’d be scared of letting loose and being recorded and ruined.

Us older lot had more freedom to get absolutely wankered on 20/20 before going clubbing when we were 14 and no one would remember what a prat you were the next day outside of rumours.
Alternately, everyone already feels tired and like shit in this day and age.
 
My hope is that Nigel would end Uber, Just Eat, Deliveroo etc. on day one.

It's quite possible for people to cook - even a bowl of soup in the microwave with some sliced bread is achievable and costs less and tastes better than Just Queef and co.
While your culinary assessment is correct no politician will get rid of the circuses. And let's be clear takeaway is definitely that rather than bread.
 
The reason Im choosing to move away is because I know what's coming. It's difficult to explain from my side and impossible to comprehend unless you've seen it.
I've told my examples to people and at best I get a look of incredulity and at worst I'm a lying racist.
I have no interest in staying around to find out I am right.

I hope I'm wrong, but nothing in past 30 years says otherwise. Sad but true.
The problem with vague-posting about a possible outcome that may or may not happen comes and just expecting things to end up in such a way that you can vindicate your assertion doesn't really do much for me. There's plenty to counter-argue with and it ultimately falls on whether or not you want it to be correct or not, because if the country collapsing into civil war or something is a primary motive for leaving, and then said collapse doesn't happen, then the only reason to left was the pursuit of material gain over staying in the country.

I levelled the same criticism towards the likes of Lord Miles, who called the country beyond saving whilst pinning his hope on Germany and Ireland of all places.

When I look at the past 30 years, I see 20+ of them involving a public who didn't have internet access, no means of getting around mainstream/government narratives and news, and a demographic and free speech problem that is more felt now than it was then. Hindsight lets you point out that it was a problem earlier, or would become one, but there's the factor of then-current circumstances to consider. People are pushing back now because now they're actually aware. Like @Otterly said, if people were actually aware of things, then public sentiment would be bolstered and flung into action pretty much immediately.
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Southport showed how quick people can get heated when the headlines aren't softened and the actual facts get to people. The response was a whitepill and it's pretty much still at the back of my head.

If you're well enough off to move away, or gain financially in doing so, that's perfectly okay. But when you're doing so on the idea that the country's going go get a lot worse and everyone still living here is fucked, it just comes across as gloating - "So long suckers! Hope you enjoy the muzzies and civil collapse!" It betrays a lack of hope in the future but also says you have no faith in people to react in any meaningful way.

@SirCliveSinclairdabbing
It’s paranoia not self discipline.
If you grew up always presuming a camera to be filming you then you’d be scared of letting loose and being recorded and ruined.

Us older lot had more freedom to get absolutely wankered on 20/20 before going clubbing when we were 14 and no one would remember what a prat you were the next day outside of rumours.
It's probably a ton of factors, but I was mostly highlighting the possibility of education as being one such factor.
(1) Freedom to get sloshed/hammered without it looming over you forever due to cameras
(2) Education on the effects of smoking and prolonged alcohol consumption (anecdotally, knowing a few people, they ought to do the same for weed)
(3) It's a more expensive activity than it once was. 20 pack of cigs costs upwards of 10-15 quid today. In 2010 they were a 6. A pint of beer varies locally but they've been rising by 30p a year since 2019.
(4) In the UK Gen-Z at their youngest in 2020 was 8. Statistically Gen-Z smokes and drinks less (officially) then older generations because many of them are still not old enough to actually do so. If you were 18 in 2020, you would've then been disallowed from going to the pub or something due to lockdowns.
(5) There's alternative means to get nicotine in lieu of smoking cigarettes.

I think (4) is the most significant because it could pretty much render it a non-point. Like, obviously Gen-Z isn't drinking/smoking as much - many of them still aren't old enough. And if ones under-18 are smoking and drinking, I don't think the people collecting data for the study are going to ask under-18s in the first place.
 
Don't suppose anyone has daily mail plus and is willing to post the article about Danny what's is face from rate my takeaway, please?

I'm interested in what that fat fuck has been up to but not to point I'm willing to pay for it.
 
Don't suppose anyone has daily mail plus and is willing to post the article about Danny what's is face from rate my takeaway, please?

I'm interested in what that fat fuck has been up to but not to point I'm willing to pay for it.
Has he not joined forces with another food fuck?
 
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