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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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I don't think all the cabinet can be from outside, you will need people that know the system, can grease the wheels and get things done.
Definitely. And despite liking the idea, I can see a potentially huge downside to even appointing the majority of his cabinet from outside: You'll end up with the board of directors of Reform LTD running the country.
 
The only disappointing thing about the 'Farage was racist/sexist/a jew hater at school' story is that his initial response was far too mealy-mouthed and smacked a bit of optics cuckery.

It would've been far better to do the sort of thing Trump does and tackle it directly, perhaps with better manners, something along the lines of 'I don't remember anything I said 50 years ago, it is probably a confection of the imaginations of people who disagree with me politically, and it is a complete waste of time with the country in this state to be arguing over opinions that were allegedly held by children.' Job done. Force them to a) prove that he said it and then b) make people care about it.

He did redeem himself to a degree yesterday by saying that Enoch was right.
What you have to bear in mind is that if Nigel was to:

a) Not give a response
b) Give half a response (a mealy mouthed one as you put it)
c) Give a full blooded response

or even

d) Apologise

That would never be enough for certain people in the media - remember The Simpsons episode 'Bart vs Thanksgiving' where Lisa, Marge, Homer etc. demanded that Bart be punished for everything that wasn't his fault... well, that's the woke media against Nigel on any given day.

He has to toe the line of respectability and not be seen as too much of a rabble rouser just yet.

Once he is PM, then he can drop the 'nice guy' act with the media and demand their defunding.

Definitely. And despite liking the idea, I can see a potentially huge downside to even appointing the majority of his cabinet from outside: You'll end up with the board of directors of Reform LTD running the country.
One way around that, we all become shareholders in Great Britain LTD. and we have our say yearly as shareholders.

That way it's definitely power to the people.

Your share = your voice = your vote of confidence.
 
Here's what I would do:

* A flat tax of 15%
* Scrap VAT and other useless taxes to promote spending and stimulate the economy
* NI payments linked to NHS treatment - if you don't pay into NI then you won't get treated
* Look at capping the population down the line - we cannot keep adding people whilst infrastructure suffers and environmental degradation.
Here's what I would do:
(1) Gradually remove excess population numbers.
Encourage self deportation first through making it hard to abide by cultural/religious customs - ban halal, niqab, under-18 non-medical circumcision and penalise those who fly abroad to carry out such procedures with child abuse and deport them (this includes FGM), you'd charge the father and not the mother who'll keep parentage of the child, because the intent is she'll then fly/return to whatever country the husband was deported to. Once emigration of the self-deported has reached a ceiling, that's when you begin offering incentivised self-deportation via one-time payments of 21k GBP scaling up to 29k GBP with families (this would also fuck over the country said people are being deported to - R.I.P. Pakistani housing market lmao). I would hope to institute the self-deportation stuff within year one and introduce the paid incentive by the 2nd or 3rd year to save as much money as possible on the number of people taking these payments. I would hope to reduce the overall population by 1-4 million within a single term like this.

Pragmatically you cannot remove anyone or their children if they came here prior to the 90 or 80s unless they are residing here illegally. If they're fully UK citizens and haven't retained the citizenship of their old country of origin, then they're pretty much here to stay. If an import has arrived in the past 20-30 years and retained use of or tried to denounce their old citizenship, it can be ignored, but it might warrant compensating countries of origin to take their own people back which may be worth it in the long-term. I think the sum I conjured to do this a long time ago was 300 billion pounds, but that's assuming we paid every Muslim 28k to leave right this instant.

Removing these people will take burden off the NHS, lower the population and thus perceived housing demand (if not contribute to the supply also) thus decreasing house prices which does harm hopeful sellers but gives hope to potential buyers. Lowering house prices would also lead to decreased rents if it becomes more viable to pay off a mortgage over paying a pricier rent. I haven't even mentioned the decrease on the number of people claiming benefits, which is at least 80% of Somalis and over 50% of Bangladeshi women, and those are just the 2 I know. A lot of money also gets sent back home, so that ought to be taxed to the point the purpose of working here to do specifically that shouldn't even be a thing rather than a source of revenue. Prohibitively expensive, like, 100% of what you send back has to also be paid to the British government. £1 home = £! to the gov. 200% if you really want to discourage it.

(2) Decrease corporate taxes.
Population shrinkage would mean a smaller consumer market, meaning fewer buyers potentially leading to a shrinkage of revenues/growth for companies and such. This might end up translating to an increase in the prices of everyday products. To mitigate this possibility, and without introducing price caps, you could shrink the corporate and business taxes to offset these losses. The offset could help keep prices stable, or if reducing these taxes covers the loss of consumers and then some, maybe even see price decreases. A lower corporate tax rate could help to keep up the UK competitive compared to the neighbouring corporate tax rate of 19-25% seen across the rest of Europe. The only reason we didn't do this already is because Truss got couped and Europeans would get upset.

Alternatively you could reduce or scrap VAT, but in lieu of tariffs (which VAT basically is, just on both domestic and foreign goods), this allows foreign companies to undercut domestic ones via cheap overseas production and cheap international shipping.. Domestic goods could undercut others but at the moment British produce loses to European produce signifying an imbalance in advantage between the markets. The VAT could be scrapped for domestic products but remain in place for certain products/goods from overseas, incentivising domestic over foreign. It could be lowered still in that event, or exceptionally not apply to goods which cannot be produced with ease domestically such as electronics.

Corporation Tax: £97.7 billion in 2024/25.
VAT: £178.5 billion in net revenue for the year ending March 2025.
Total UK revenue: £1,141.2 billion
VAT nets the gov more to spend with comparatively. You could cut VAT and raise corporate tax to compensate but it might just result in the same difference. Only cut once spending is reduced, don't increase spending to meet revenues. Just would need to make sure you're not borrowing to cover costs you're still forced to make in the hope increased spending = more tax revenue, which isn't a sure thing.

The hope would be that the spending reduces so much after applying certain fixes that scrapping VAT can be a given. For now, I'd rather it be in place than outright abolished lest other taxes get implemented just to cover spending costs. God forbid we get something like a property tax that applies regardless of income, learning the Americans have that gives me nightmares.

Cutting the sugar tax could probably be done without much of a hit.

(3) Cut all pointless spending, and reduce spending where appropriate with decreased burden.
Foreign is gone, but that's only 1.1% of our spending. 24% of government spending, which is larger than our social security spending (old people + working age & children) at 22%. Health is at 18%. We have an entire sector of spending that is so nebulous it can only be categorised as "other" and it needs to be audited. We have "foreign aid" which is completely separate the "Conflict, Stability and Security Fund" which is to the tune of 1 billion a year and goes into reducing risk in nations in which the UK has "special interests". Gone. Ministry of Housing, Communities and Local Government - a 2001 Labour creation with a budget to the tune of 28 billion pounds. Half the responsibilities are vague and nebulous ("Building cohesion") and can be reduced in half if not abolished outright. Culture, media, and sport - 1.5 billion. Gone. Energy Security and Net Zero - 1.4 billion. Green energy endeavours have been a black hole for a country with no sun. Gone. Environment, Food and Rural Affairs - 5 billion. On what? Waste water is contaminated and rubbish rivers are Indian-tier - what are you doing? Scotland 40 billion. They collect 90 billion in tax. We do not need to subsidise them. Gone. Wales 17 billion. Little low actually, increase it by 40 billion pounds that was suddenly freed up.

NHS spending, social spending, police spending, public transport spending, etcetera - these will all decline if/when fewer people are putting stress on them. The only can is the potential loss of jobs as usage declines and the budget simply cannot keep paying for so many public sector jobs. Though many of these jobs might be staffed by imports meaning the unemployment hit might not be as big as it could, especially with doctors and nurses and carers who simply exist because the immigrant burden on the NHS necessitates their hiring.

The hope would be with decreased inflation, spending power returns to something decent. I wouldn't scrap or reduce taxes until I was absolutely sure the budget was in surplus or balanced at a minimum first to cover the costs. Debt and borrowing is anathema and it's given too much leeway for "spend first, budget later" just to secure votes. The total debt of the UK is £2.9 trillion, which could be paid off in 29 years with annual payments of 100 billion + 18 billion for the interest we already pay. Annual UK revenue is 1.15 trillion, so 100 billion payments are doable.

I would also expect there to be a lot of mass unemployment from cutting a lot of civil service jobs. My hope would be a decrease in the labour force will still be on par or below the number of jobs available in the private sector, meaning job providers might be forced to be competitive over wages in order to attract workers. Alternatively the mass exodus of Paki/Indian cornershops and takeaways will leave a gap in the market for locals to fill. Debt to GDP percentage will also definitely go over 100% because the GDP will fall as spending decreases, which is one of the big reasons we have a mass import of people to begin with. Taxes can start to be cut once there's a surplus, but debt repayment has to be a significant part of the budget because it must fall.

TLDR: Encourage them to leave, pay them if you have to -> adjust the budget to be in constant balance with spending, with a smaller "public" there ought to be less public spending but other concerns regarding tax payers and possible unemployment -> debt repayment must become a mandatory and not insubstantial part of the budget, with cutting taxes only being considered once in a surplus with a significant chunk of the budget dedicated to paying off our debt.

Taxes are a difficult area. We're technically paying the littlest in taxes relative any point in history but they're still a burden, primarily due to inflation reducing the actual worth of the money we keep. I imagine a lot of chagrin with paying taxes is knowing what it gets spent on (shit, foreigners, and so on) so imagine for many the string would hurt a lot less knowing it wasn't be used to subsidise Abdul and the prospect of paying off a mortgage before the age of 50 has become a lot more likely.

I think some consideration should be made to imitate China with shamelessly benefiting our own domestic industries, farmers, and businesses over foreign ones but that's a different conversation.
How has a quarter of this thread fell for Russian psyops? The only good Russian is a dead Russian.
Blaming Russia for the boat crossing was basically the impetus for me to ignore anything involving them. If Russia is responsible for the migrants - a lie - but then they're accused of being responsible for other shit, why would I believe that if I know you've already lied before? When they're mentioned to be behind something it's just white noise to me now. This isn't the cold war where the threat of Russian nukes kept us compliant, it's obvious they're being used as scapegoat because the actual people to point fingers at would be too awkward to deal with. Blaming Russia means they can, in effect, do fuck all and be justified in doing it.
 
Very well said @>IMPLYING

With your permission, I'll send a copy of that to Nigel.
You're just hoping for that cheeky £40 bil Welsh budget increase and then seeing Nige stammer out an explanation, lmao.
There's a lot more to consider and cut also though, like the special advisor roles that came with CRAG 2010 which cost about 16 million and corrupted the civil service as a consequence. I imagine a lot of expenses hinge on giving up some measure of power and bureaucracy the government isn't certain it can cut without consequence.
Go ahead and send it, unless you're being sarcastic, in which case: Why would you hurt my feelings?

You can see them if you're driving. You just run them over.
Hey, if he's legit, this my in.
 
You're just hoping for that cheeky £40 bil Welsh budget increase and then seeing Nige stammer out an explanation, lmao.
There's a lot more to consider and cut also though, like the special advisor roles that came with CRAG 2010 which cost about 16 million and corrupted the civil service as a consequence. I imagine a lot of expenses hinge on giving up some measure of power and bureaucracy the government isn't certain it can cut without consequence.
Go ahead and send it, unless you're being sarcastic, in which case: Why would you hurt my feelings?


Hey, if he's legit, this my in.
No jokes, being serious.

Talking of serious, here's the news:

* Dead body found on infant school grounds in Leicester as police launch urgent investigation

* South Wales fraudster builders wiped out pensioners' entire life savings and urged couple to re-mortgage house to pay them MORE

* Politics LIVE: Keir Starmer breaks ANOTHER manifesto pledge as Labour scraps flagship workers' rights reform

* Man, 31, arrested on suspicion of preparing terror acts in connection to Manchester synagogue attack after landing at UK airport

* NHS doctor FINALLY suspended after spouting 'sickening' tirade of 'pro-terrorism' outbursts

* Did Rachel Reeves just hint at an early election? Nigel Farage must be rubbing his hands - Adam Chapman

* 'Tax tsunami' warning as millions face hits to savings, pensions and pay - nine ways to avoid it

* TGI Fridays set to be sold AGAIN just one month after takeover - full list of sites closed

* Eddie Hearn sends Jake Paul warning amid reports Anthony Joshua fight could be CANCELLED

* Strictly Come Dancing scandal erupts as star accuses BBC of ‘faking romance’ to boost ratings

* Hero firefighter who did not discipline colleagues for 'outdated' fireman term loses unfair dismissal case

* Dozens of NHS appointments cancelled after deadly Legionella bacteria scare - 'It's very hectic!'

* Rachel Reeves unveils little-known exemption to new car tax hikes in Budget - Could you benefit?

* Yorkshire Water hosepipe ban STILL in place from July as company says it's expected to end in 'next few weeks'

* Major victory as NHS infected blood scandal victims will not need to pay inheritance tax on compensation
 
So Piers Morgan got blown the fuck out by Tucker because he refused to say Faggot like a man because of British law.
 
He did redeem himself to a degree yesterday by saying that Enoch was right.
He played it masterfully, he said Enoch's ECONOMIC POLICIES were right. If anything, I think Lowe is the closest to Enoch which proves the point about how you can be smart, you can be right about what is happening and what needs to be done, but you need to tone it down if you want to succeed in politics, otherwise you become a fraction of your party which is a fraction of the electorate and are marooned. Farage is the better leader but ideally I'd have Lowe as leading policy when the time comes.
How has a quarter of this thread fell for Russian psyops? The only good Russian is a dead Russian.
I've mentioned Russia multiple times in this thread (and my profile pic is hella sus) but they're treated as such a walking paradox. They're both incompetent baffoons filled with retards, and also the most evil master manipulators that somehow have their fingers in every single party that I don't like. They're evil monsters massacring Ukrainians by the boatload but also militarily incompetent retards who are walking into machine gun fire and losing. People genuinely need to pick a point with them and push it instead of contradicting themselves, but the government knows that the UK public doesn't look at things too closely, so they're a convenient enemy that can be used against literally anything. Price of cheese going up? That's the Russians. Migrant boats? That's the Russians (but also migrant boats are good but don't question this). Labour winning? That's uh, oh no that was a completely organic social movement. Reform getting popularity? Russians. Hang every Reform member for treason.
 
Fuck off, yank. Piers is not the one being a child here.

British vs American class on full display.
Faggot!

Seriously though, it did seem a bit childish but Tucker is right. Saying words like that can get you in trouble with the police in this country, I think that's the point he was making. Yes you will get shunned by the media and a good section of the public for saying the mean words in both countries, but here you run the real risk of going to prison with the rapists and murderers because we don't have the same freedoms the US has.
 
Faggot!

Seriously though, it did seem a bit childish but Tucker is right. Saying words like that can get you in trouble with the police in this country, I think that's the point he was making. Yes you will get shunned by the media and a good section of the public for saying the mean words in both countries, but here you run the real risk of going to prison with the rapists and murderers because we don't have the same freedoms the US has.
Piers isn't an activist, why would he say that word when there is no gain?
Though he missed a trick to make Tucker look a cunt, because he should have said:

"I'll say that word, Tucker, if you say the N-Word" and watch Carlson flail around and fall over himself. Point proven.
 
Piers isn't an activist, why would he say that word when there is no gain?
Though he missed a trick to make Tucker look a cunt, because he should have said:

"I'll say that word, Tucker, if you say the N-Word" and watch Carlson flail around and fall over himself. Point proven.
I can imagine that. "W-w-well actually, that word has certain power in the US which means" etc. To be fair I get the same fun out of using the politically correct terms. "Watch your bag, there are people of colour around", everyone knows what I mean.
 
So Piers Morgan got blown the fuck out by Tucker because he refused to say Faggot like a man because of British law.
faggot tucker.mp4
Not to bat for Piers or defend UK laws on speech, but I think in general someone telling you, "say this. go on, say it. say it!" would have me want to not say it. It's kind of lose-lose - you either look like a pussy for not saying it or look like a beta for being compelled to say something.
 
Not to bat for Piers or defend UK laws on speech, but I think in general someone telling you, "say this. go on, say it. say it!" would have me want to not say it. It's kind of lose-lose - you either look like a pussy for not saying it or look like a beta for being compelled to say something.
"Say trans women are women!"
 
Not to bat for Piers or defend UK laws on speech, but I think in general someone telling you, "say this. go on, say it. say it!" would have me want to not say it. It's kind of lose-lose - you either look like a pussy for not saying it or look like a beta for being compelled to say something.
The greater context was they were talking about a woman that got convicted and sent to prison for similar language
 

This may be late, I cannot tell. However, they are apparently charging a woman with hate speech because the woman called their assaulter a faggot

I am not British, and I've only lived there for 6 months on a student visa to go to school. But I am fascinated by British politics from what their government does and it makes my blood boil everytime.

What the fuck is going on?
 
This may be late, I cannot tell. However, they are apparently charging a woman with hate speech because the woman called their assaulter a faggot
She was charged and prosecuted after her former friend decided to complain to the police, presumably because she was feeling particularly catty that day. The problem is, when it came before the court, she entered a guilty plea. If she'd pleaded innocent, then the court would have had to go through the whole process of actually proving it was an offence and it's very likely the prosecution would have withdrawn the charges. Pleading guilty, likely at the behest of her barrister, means the court can skip straight to the fun part of sentencing and then lecturing her for being such meanie stinkypants. As I said in the thread about it, her defence and the prosecution almost certainly colluded to stitch her up, as they so often do. Never plead guilty. Make the fuckers work for it.
 
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