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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679 (https://archive.ph/5Ba6o)

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
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Just spotted a brand new poll, this one is a kicker:

RFM: 33%
LAB: 27%
CON: 12%
GRN: 12%

Merlin Strategies, 13-17 Sep

This is pretty standard and in-line with the national, right? Well, this is a poll of 13 - 17 YEAR OLDS.

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Although I really want to believe generation alpha are chuds this is probably because of the Online Safety Act shit
13-17 olds really value being able to wank without government interference and Reform is promising that
 
Take a room of ten 13-17 year olds and more will like Farage than dislike him. Here's the culture shift, the left parties must be absolutely shitting themselves for the future.

They're not stupid and know that their future is worth nothing under the current setup. I'd love to see the demographics breakdown between male and female here to see the female support for Reform considering most schoolgirls have to walk home in groups now, and even that doesn't stop them from comments and all that from the Dirties.
Farage is seen a 'rock star' of politics.

When you think of music icons, you think of Hendrix, Clapton, Freddie Mercury, Robert Plant, Bruce Dickinson, Ozzy etc. Nigel has that same appeal - he'd different, he's upbeat and his message is one of positivity and that we can do better.

Anyway, as I am finally able to access the site (was worried GCHQ had nuked it) here's some newsbits:


Hammer-blow poll is devastating for Labour hopes in Wales:




Girl and father found dead in suspected murder-suicide in Ireland:




'You'll never need to work again': Criminals offer reporter money to hack BBC




Scottish schools must have separate toilets for boys and girls




Facing eviction and homelessness at the age of 74




JK Rowling dismisses Emma Watson as 'ignorant' over trans rights row




Disabled Post Office Horizon victim offered 15% of claim:




Vinted users furious over InPost UK parcel delays


 
Remember to remind any younger relatives to go out and vote when the time comes. It's all well and good to see these polls but young voters, especially the ones around 18 have an infamously low turn out so do your part and remind them to go out and vote.
 
Remember to remind any younger relatives to go out and vote when the time comes. It's all well and good to see these polls but young voters, especially the ones around 18 have an infamously low turn out so do your part and remind them to go out and vote.
Absolutely, the turn out for the next one needs to be 80%+ turnout to send a message that neither Labour or Tory will ever get into power again.

Some GB News items:


The eight petitions that could force Keir Starmer's weak hand as new poll threatens his premiership:



(Would he step down or threaten his MP's with going to the Palace, I wonder...)


The NHS will ‘spiral into financial collapse’ as thousands face dying this winter, Oxford professor warns




Inside Andy Burnham’s charm offensive and how Keir Starmer is giving Labour MPs ‘how to talk like a robot’ guides:




Tony Blair to join Donald Trump in leading transitional Gaza Government as US President outlines plan to end war with Israel:




Labour signed a pact with the diversity devil in 1979. The motivation was revenge - Alex Story




Peter Kay, 52, urged 'get well soon' as he's forced to postpone upcoming comedy gigs after health issue




Shabana Mahmood tells migrants ‘give back to your community’ in leave to remain crackdown




New immigration poll shows Scots at odds with John Swinney's push to welcome asylum seekers


 
One of the saddest I saw was a Ukrainian woman lambasting her injured husband who had been captured by Russian forces, because now she wouldn't get the death benefits. She was calling him a coward for being captured and not killed.

Can you imagine your partner saying something like that? Can you imagine being that guy and seeing it online?
I listened to a Radio 4 woman's hour where they explained how hard it was for Ukranian women because they were affected by all the power cuts and similar more so than the men. There was no desire to acknowledge this was because the men were dying on a battlefield, just the insinuation that somehow misogyny was shielding men from the impact of that.

While your example is much more personal I cannot think either would have done much for the troop's morale if broadcast.
Anyway, as I am finally able to access the site (was worried GCHQ had nuked it)
Null was for the first time ever aroused by a British woman, hence he needed to restructure things to tuck her in with the lolcows rather than community watch. Don't get too concerned though, he loved her for the things she said on social media rather than how she looks.
 
In some actually decent news from a Labour government, the Home Secretary is going to announce tomorrow that all migrants applying for Indefinite Leave to Remain must:
Isn't it fucking crazy that these aren't already requirements?
On an unrelated note, Xitter Muslims are absolutely hating this image going around. Just wanted to share it here so you can all be aware and make sure you don't share this accidentally to annoy Muslims as we talk about the delicate subject of first-cousin marriages.
40%. Ok no. Went and found the video. Up to 75% of pakistani children in the uk are a result of first cousin marriages. So fucking inbred the bbc did a documentary about it where they claim that they just 'didn't know the facts' of why you shouldn't fuck your family members.



Who knows? It's not like there aren't White British rapists.
There were also a lot of white men that were also migrants. What was that figure about I think ukraine being one of the top producers of child porn or something like that? I'm not fucking looking that one up but you get the point.
 
Remember to remind any younger relatives to go out and vote when the time comes. It's all well and good to see these polls but young voters, especially the ones around 18 have an infamously low turn out so do your part and remind them to go out and vote.
It's difficult enough convincing the 25-50s the reason why old people get bribed so heavily is because they all voooote, seems to be something in the brain just clicks when you reach retirement which enables understanding of this basic quid pro quo. It's not hard to (legally, not joking it's horrifying legally easy) access both versions of the electoral register to see who voootes and when; Old people, fucking old people, why do we spend so much cash money on fucking old people? Why do they get all the considerations? Why is local government especially so afflicted by pro-oldie policies? Because they vooooote, I don't blame the oldies, it's just another reason to hate democracy.

Under 25s? They don't plan for next week nevermind next fiscal year, engaging with them at all is a waste of effort because all the ones will ever care enough to be bothered actually using their ballot already do.
While your example is much more personal I cannot think either would have done much for the troop's morale if broadcast.
Whilst it's fun to exchange hypotheticals, I wouldn't bother emotionally engaging with the fan fiction of a demoralized ruzzia-sucker, they think an invaded country taking desperate measures to repel an asiatic ravaging is a globohomo plot because RT said so or something.
 
Labour signed a pact with the diversity devil in 1979. The motivation was revenge - Alex Story

https://www.gbnews.com/opinion/labour-party-immigration-uk-election
https://archive.ph/5m1R0
is there another archive of this? I want to read the story but archive.ph refuses to load for me.

40%. Ok no. Went and found the video. Up to 75% of pakistani children in the uk are a result of first cousin marriages. So fucking inbred the bbc did a documentary about it where they claim that they just 'didn't know the facts' of why you shouldn't fuck your family members.
And most of those cousins are also children of cousins who are children of cousins. It goes back centuries.
 
40%. Ok no. Went and found the video. Up to 75% of pakistani children in the uk are a result of first cousin marriages. So fucking inbred the bbc did a documentary about it where they claim that they just 'didn't know the facts' of why you shouldn't fuck your family members.
Saw the results of this for decades as a kid and I could imagine it's worse if I ever went back home. You would very often see them dragging around their retarded kids with a lead in the town centre like a dog. The sheer amount of them with misshapen heads, wonky eyes or them looking like the diversity hire version of Sloth is too many to count and that was just back in the 2010's.

If you're ever in an area with a lot of Muslims (god forbid why would you want to be), just take the time to look at which ones like "off" or are being dragged around by a family member and you'll come to realise how much of a disgusting bunch of people they are.
 
Have you seen Adolescence?
My favourite tv show where all the characters hold hands and destroy the patriarchy with the power of friendship and vagina laser beams.

is there another archive of this? I want to read the story but archive.ph refuses to load for me.
Some questions are difficult to answer; others are not.

For Keir Starmer, the seemingly easiest ones are the most difficult.

During a press briefing with President Trump at Chequers a few days ago, Beverly Turner, an intrepidly enchanting reporter, asked a simple question: “Are we still a Christian country?”

A patriotic man would have said: “Yes”.

He would have known, implicitly, that our laws, their application and our constitution, as Edmund Burke and many before him believed, were built on the inescapable good books.

Indeed, the 1689 Bill of Rights stands on that hitherto unquestionable foundation.

That same man might have said, as Danny Kruger, Reform’s new MP, did in front of an empty House last July:

“Uniquely among the nations of the world, this nation—England, from which the United Kingdom grew—was founded and created consciously on the basis of the Bible and the story of the Hebrew people”.

“The story of England is the story of Christianity operating on a people to make the institutions and culture” uniquely “stable and successful.”

To our patriotic gentleman, the idea of a secular space, that umbilical cord which feeds our fragile freedoms, is a “Christian concept that is meaningful only in a Christian world” able to thrive solely under the protection of a Christian shield.

Without that metaphysical underpinning, the worship of Human Rights per se, as an example, is “to worship fairies”, as Mr Kruger phrased it, which denies, when applied, our country her borders, our soldiers our protection, and us our sovereignty.


Labour signed a pact with the diversity devil in 1979. The motivation was revenge - Alex Story


Our identity is forged in the inescapable crucible of time.

Our hymns enable us, among other art forms, to understand who we are.

They are bridges that transport our national soul from the deepest, darkest past to the distant future. It is our duty never to falter in this Sisyphean task.

I will not cease from mental fight, nor shall my sword sleep in my hand, till we have built Jerusalem in England’s green and pleasant land”, as Blake wrote centuries ago.

His anthem rouses every heart as its echoes among “these dark Satanic mills” can still be heard, fading.

“Are we still a Christian country?”

The easiest question for a patriot to answer.

But not for one who isn’t.

Indeed, when the troubling question hit Keir’s ears, he froze.

“Yeah”, he blurted out, “look, I mean in terms of whether we're a Christian country… uhm... I was [inaudible], so… uhm… that is… uhm... my church has been …uhm… all my life and we are, you know, that is wired into our informal constitution”.

No Shakespeare, our Keir.

To some charitable souls, he was merely the proverbial rabbit in headlights.

To others, he was evading, triangulating, forever politicising.

Betraying your people, you see, requires deception, opacity and obfuscation. This recipe is daily fare for Keir.

Beverly Turner’s simple question revealed our Prime Minister, forcing him into the light.

Having worked so hard over decades to undermine the Britain he loathes (the one Blake wrote about), Starmer is beholden to internal sectarian interests due to the tidal wave of “foreigners”, as Marc Rubio, US Secretary of State, recently phrased it.

Starmer, like many, signed a pact with the Diversity Devil to “rub the Right's nose” in it to dismantle the Old country.

The aim was to kill off Tory Britain forever.

The motivation was vengeance, in part, to punish the class traitors who dared to vote Labour out of power in 1979.

The mechanism would be the implementation of “multiculturalism”, the devastating but innocent sounding concept, which would inevitably lead to the Balkanisation of our Islands.

In practice, laws are no longer blind.

Their application depends on your background, religion and ethnicity.

Parliament now only has a theoretical power to legislate.

The police, on the ground, interpret, and sometime participate, in the de facto application of customs hitherto unknown, sometimes illegal and often deeply antithetical to our inherited moral code.

It is not that just that Keir believes in two-tier justice, it is that he rejects the idea of Great Britain as we understand it.

In his eyes, every culture is equivalent and has an equal claim to the Islands.

To hammer in the point, unwittingly, during the press briefing, he added “we celebrate many other faiths as well and I'm really proud that we're able to do so as a country.

That is because Starmer is “Godless” – his choice of words.

Indeed, standing by a purple-haired Vicaress in St Martin-in-the-Fields in summer 2024, he mused: “I can see the power of faith and the way it brings people together”, much as would a playground, snooker hall or “youth centre”.

Further, a few years before, Starmer disclosed that while he may “not believe in God”, he does “believe in faith”.

Here is a man who has faith in belief and belief in faith.

That is to say, he “believes in belief” and has “faith in faith”, revealing himself to be a walking tautology, the intellectual equivalent of a rat on a wheel.

However, he does believe religiously “in the power of the state”.

Dangerously for us, he doesn’t know, or say, which faith, belief or religion should underpin that power, each, from his perspective, being equal to the next one.

This observable absurdity is believed with the conviction of converts by sociologists, economists and sundry experts, these modern-day alchemists of doom.

For them, religion comes after civilisation, not the other way around.

Keir then wouldn’t know the theological equivalent of his elbow and his arse.

But he believes deeply in his conviction that all faiths are equal against all historical evidence.

What he knows, though, is that those “who sow division”, that is, who do not accept the empty ship that a de-Christianised Starmerite Britain implies, stand in the way of a revolutionised state, unhinged from its fundamental core, are its obstreperous enemies and will be treated as such.

As Danny Kruger MP suggested in Parliament, Starmer’s religious doctrine of a faithless state has only succeeded in deconstructing our world, leading to the inverse reciprocal growth of both Islam and what he calls a “combination of ancient paganism, Christian heresies and the cult of modernism”.

Both are deeply hostile to the “objects of our affections and our loyalties: families, communities and nations”.

Asked the same question by Beverly Turner, Danny would have said “yes” with the aplomb of a patriot.

And we would have cheered. Unfortunately, four more years.
 
If you're ever in an area with a lot of Muslims (god forbid why would you want to be), just take the time to look at which ones like "off" or are being dragged around by a family member and you'll come to realise how much of a disgusting bunch of people they are.
No they're not disgusting. They're being forced to fuck their own cousins. There's simply not enough people like them in this country. It is kier starmers fault for not fully opening the borders. It's all his fault. He's solely responsible for centuries of inbreeding and should resign in shame. The woman in the video explains it for us, they simply just didn't know the risks. That's all. They had no idea about any of the evidence we have had for centuries that inbreeding is bad. It's a revelation really. We have only just figured out how bad it is and had absolutely no idea before. How is that their fault really? They're all just victims of the horrible racist white man hoarding information for himself. I mean looking at parts of indian culture makes more sense now. Some of those videos and statistics are making a lot more sense all of a sudden.
 
Take a room of ten 13-17 year olds and more will like Farage than dislike him. Here's the culture shift, the left parties must be absolutely shitting themselves for the future.

They're not stupid and know that their future is worth nothing under the current setup. I'd love to see the demographics breakdown between male and female here to see the female support for Reform considering most schoolgirls have to walk home in groups now, and even that doesn't stop them from comments and all that from the Dirties.
I have a bit of work contact with kids in this age bracket and if anything I'm surprised the results weren't stronger to the right. I used to worry a lot about all the nonsense on the curriculum, but I think pushing it and pushing it on children is backfiring. They see a lot of what they are being taught as out of touch old people nonsense.
 
I listened to a Radio 4 woman's hour where they explained how hard it was for Ukranian women because they were affected by all the power cuts and similar more so than the men. There was no desire to acknowledge this was because the men were dying on a battlefield, just the insinuation that somehow misogyny was shielding men from the impact of that.
I can well believe that, sadly. Remember Hillary Clinton's famous quote - real and not out of context because I checked:
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What was that figure about I think ukraine being one of the top producers of child porn or something like that?
Also commercial surrogacy and the human organ black and grey markets. And massive money laundering operation for Western politicians. But I'll stay on topic for the British thread. I do remember that hilarious / tragic case of the British family that took in a Ukrainian woman refugee only for the Ukrainian woman to make off with the husband. I remember a quote from the bloke saying he'd come home from work to find the Ukrainian woman had actually cooked him dinner and I thought: Bloody Hell, the wife had no chance.
 
I have a bit of work contact with kids in this age bracket and if anything I'm surprised the results weren't stronger to the right. I used to worry a lot about all the nonsense on the curriculum, but I think pushing it and pushing it on children is backfiring. They see a lot of what they are being taught as out of touch old people nonsense.
That gives me hope - don't forget that every generation rebels against the one before.


A few more stories doing the rounds:


Rochdale groomers 'destroyed my life', victim tells court ahead of sentencing of seven men who treated her like 'sex slave'




Churches and mosques accused of 'promoting misogyny while taking public money' in new national report




Cash-strapped Pembrokeshire council forces staff to play 'DEI bingo' to prove they know inclusive language rules


 
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